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| Author: | Pepperochu Pepperotyugh [ Wed Mar 29, 2006 9:00 pm ] |
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Q: Could you please take this mountain of twinkies? A: It's not like I killed someone! |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Wed Mar 29, 2006 10:11 pm ] |
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Q: Do you need help eating all those candy bars? A: Insert 25 cents for the next twenty minutes. |
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| Author: | Cybernetic Teenybopper [ Thu Mar 30, 2006 1:09 am ] |
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Q. HEY! Why do you keep dropping off in the middle of our conversations like this? A. I bet you could make one heckuva jam! |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Thu Mar 30, 2006 10:23 am ] |
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Q: Can you help me mix these 40,000 litres of pecitin? A: It's the amazing Dataputer. |
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| Author: | DukeNuke [ Thu Mar 30, 2006 2:40 pm ] |
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Q: Uhm... what's that box thingy you're trying to flush down the toilet? A: No, I don't belive in circles. |
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| Author: | Cybernetic Teenybopper [ Thu Mar 30, 2006 7:30 pm ] |
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Q. Haven't we been going around in circles for the past few hours? A. Further proof over my pwnage of you! |
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| Author: | Pepperochu Pepperotyugh [ Fri Mar 31, 2006 10:50 pm ] |
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Q: Why was my house caught in the wildfire and not yours, oh neighbor? >:( A: You're my Earth, my everything! ...maybe. |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Sat Apr 01, 2006 12:32 am ] |
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Q: Tell what you think? A: It's a cheese-dog. |
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| Author: | H-star-r!! [ Sat Apr 01, 2006 12:53 am ] |
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Q:what is that, WHAT IS THAt!?!!!? a: duh |
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| Author: | Pepperochu Pepperotyugh [ Sat Apr 01, 2006 12:59 am ] |
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Q: So... the sky's blue, after all? A: Stick to the four corners and watch the shadow. |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Sat Apr 01, 2006 2:13 pm ] |
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Q: How's ninja school going? A: Frozen yogurt. |
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| Author: | DukeNuke [ Sat Apr 01, 2006 7:21 pm ] |
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Q: Woah, these tanks are good as invulnerable now! What did you use for armor? A: Uhm... you know... the, uhm... y'know... uhm... you don't... uhmmmm... you... ...you want a cookie? |
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| Author: | andrew [ Sat Apr 01, 2006 7:44 pm ] |
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Q: Say, Humberto, could you stammer a bit and then offer me a delicious round treat? A: Seagulls explode during lunar eclipses. |
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| Author: | topofsm [ Sat Apr 01, 2006 7:45 pm ] |
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Question! Have you been watching that old Orbit commercial? Answer! Oh pants. |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Sat Apr 01, 2006 8:06 pm ] |
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Q: What did you forget to put on? A: April Fools! |
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| Author: | Capt. Ido Nos [ Sat Apr 01, 2006 8:42 pm ] |
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Q: Oh man, WHO CHANGED THE PASSWORD ON THE NETWORK!?!?! A: I'd say about twelve. |
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| Author: | andrew [ Sat Apr 01, 2006 8:49 pm ] |
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Q: Gosh Joe Mormon, how many wives do you have? A: It happened at the Ringling Brothers circus. |
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| Author: | Clan rHrN [ Sat Apr 01, 2006 8:56 pm ] |
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Q: Hey, Clan, are you on the Knowledge Base? A: Yup, as Yata-Garasu. |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Sat Apr 01, 2006 11:12 pm ] |
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Q: Have you logged into the pentagon's secret computer network yet? A: I can't. It's still raining. |
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| Author: | topofsm [ Sun Apr 02, 2006 5:06 am ] |
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Question! Wanna water the plants? Answer! You're never going to do it again! |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Sun Apr 02, 2006 5:52 am ] |
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Q: Will I be able to play the piano? A: Looting the boidies is stricktly forbiden. |
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| Author: | DukeNuke [ Sun Apr 02, 2006 8:44 am ] |
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Q: Ops, a guard! Hey, wait, are you that guy who can't say "bodies"? A: Don't worry, it's on auto pilot. |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Sun Apr 02, 2006 3:42 pm ] |
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Q: Hey! If you're back here, then who's flying the plane? A: They keep missing their targets. |
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| Author: | Join The Homestarmy [ Sun Apr 02, 2006 4:29 pm ] |
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Q: Aren't they supposed to shoot over there? A: Garfield the cat. |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Sun Apr 02, 2006 8:26 pm ] |
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Q: Bullwinkle the moose? A: I just made a fresh pot. |
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| Author: | IantheGecko [ Sun Apr 02, 2006 8:41 pm ] |
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Q: Hey! Got any chili? A: It's over there. |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Sun Apr 02, 2006 8:46 pm ] |
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Q: Where's China? A: Sleep with one eye open, gripping you pillow tight. |
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| Author: | Cybernetic Teenybopper [ Sun Apr 02, 2006 9:01 pm ] |
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Q. How do you survive a horror movie? A. You speak it through your nose. |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Sun Apr 02, 2006 9:06 pm ] |
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Q: Hey, how do you do that neat french accent? A: I threw my nail clippers at it. |
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| Author: | Cybernetic Teenybopper [ Sun Apr 02, 2006 9:27 pm ] |
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Q. WAIT! How come Godzilla's going back into the ocean? A. We have this nice tuna-shaped one... |
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