Q: What did you just stick up your nose, young man?
A: The baby told me to.
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| Author: | Dactyl [ Sun Apr 02, 2006 9:29 pm ] |
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Q: I need a wedding cake... A: We don't have a microwave, stupid. |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Sun Apr 02, 2006 10:25 pm ] |
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Q: Got any boats for rent? A: 400 frames per second. |
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| Author: | IantheGecko [ Sun Apr 02, 2006 10:31 pm ] |
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Q: How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? A: It killed itself. |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Mon Apr 03, 2006 3:29 am ] |
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Q: What happened to King Kong? A: It was a grand adventure over thousands of miles of frozen wastelend, culminating in a climatictic battle with a raw force of nature. |
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| Author: | DukeNuke [ Mon Apr 03, 2006 9:42 am ] |
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Q: What took you so long? You said you were just gonna take a walk around the house! A: No, not even for half price! |
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| Author: | Cybernetic Teenybopper [ Mon Apr 03, 2006 9:36 pm ] |
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Q. Want this Tootsie Pop that I counted the number of licks for? (I got nothin'.) A. But it's so much fun! |
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| Author: | topofsm [ Mon Apr 03, 2006 10:42 pm ] |
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Stop poking the cat! That is no nickname for me. |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Tue Apr 04, 2006 12:05 am ] |
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Q: Hey, aren't you Minty, the minty-fresh boy? A: We can't find him anywhere. |
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| Author: | Cybernetic Teenybopper [ Tue Apr 04, 2006 5:46 pm ] |
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Q. Hey, they're Secret Service guys, they'd know. Hey, where's the President? A. You could've surprised me! |
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| Author: | DukeNuke [ Tue Apr 04, 2006 6:35 pm ] |
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Q: Why do you always have to peek into the window like that before you enter? A: Hmm, no, I think he's still stuck in that alternate dimension. |
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| Author: | Pepperochu Pepperotyugh [ Tue Apr 04, 2006 10:07 pm ] |
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Q: Have you seen Homestar anywhere? He owes me like $5. A: That is not encouraging! |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Tue Apr 04, 2006 10:17 pm ] |
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Q: Is this not encouraging? A: A pencil, two frying pans, and a sick of gum. |
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| Author: | SwissCakeRolls [ Tue Apr 04, 2006 10:17 pm ] |
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Q: What did you just stick up your nose, young man? A: The baby told me to.
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| Author: | Sarge [ Wed Apr 05, 2006 3:20 am ] |
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Q: Why are you flinging strained carrots at the cat? A: Save the last e-mail for Strong Bad. |
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| Author: | DukeNuke [ Wed Apr 05, 2006 3:41 pm ] |
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Q: I got an email saying I have to send it to another 50 people! But I only know 49 email adresses... A: Ops, uhm, well, at least now you won't haveto worry about painting it! |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Wed Apr 05, 2006 5:16 pm ] |
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Q: Why did you blow up my house? A: Becasue they're rippled. |
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| Author: | Cybernetic Teenybopper [ Wed Apr 05, 2006 6:51 pm ] |
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Q. Why did you steal all my ice cream?! A. Not another evil clone! |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Wed Apr 05, 2006 6:58 pm ] |
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Q: How come there's two of you? A: Jalapeno! |
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| Author: | Cybernetic Teenybopper [ Wed Apr 05, 2006 8:14 pm ] |
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Q. What flavor is this new mouthwash you bought me? A. Maybe the radioactivity has something to do with it. |
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| Author: | SwissCakeRolls [ Wed Apr 05, 2006 9:27 pm ] |
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Q: Why is your head glowing? A: Shut up! |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Wed Apr 05, 2006 11:21 pm ] |
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Q: Are you feeling rude and curt today? A: It's on sale for $1.99 a pound. |
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| Author: | DukeNuke [ Thu Apr 06, 2006 1:50 pm ] |
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Q: Excuse me, sir, have you seen my head? I dropped it here somewhere... A: You're not supposted to kick it? |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Thu Apr 06, 2006 6:59 pm ] |
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Q: Can you reply to this question with a ball-related question? A: NO! It's full of cheese! |
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| Author: | Teh Ch8t [ Thu Apr 06, 2006 7:20 pm ] |
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Q: WHO DID THIS? A: Maybe just add some salt. |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Thu Apr 06, 2006 8:53 pm ] |
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Q: How can I improve the flavor of this mouthwash? A: Need a penny, take a penny. |
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| Author: | Cybernetic Teenybopper [ Fri Apr 07, 2006 4:40 am ] |
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Q. Where do you suppose those RPG monsters get all that gold, huh? A. I can't stop staring at it! |
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| Author: | H-star-r!! [ Sat Apr 08, 2006 3:00 am ] |
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q: why are you stuck to the coumpter screen? a:naruto won duh |
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| Author: | DukeNuke [ Sat Apr 08, 2006 7:52 pm ] |
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Q: Who won? A: It's not spelled with an A! |
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| Author: | Cybernetic Teenybopper [ Sat Apr 08, 2006 10:27 pm ] |
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Q. Hey, how do you spell "supercalafragelisticaxbealladocious?" A. About the size of a quarter. |
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| Author: | topofsm [ Sun Apr 09, 2006 4:36 am ] |
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Question! How big is your brain? Answer! When I win, I'll try to make it there. |
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