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Author:  Pepperochu Pepperotyugh [ Sun Apr 09, 2006 4:08 pm ]
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Q: After this deathmatch, are you coming to the party?

A: With your robot double.

Author:  Sarge [ Tue Apr 11, 2006 12:27 am ]
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Q: But how can I date Ginger AND Mary-Ann at the same time, Professor?

A: They're not hard to miss.

Author:  Simon Zeno [ Tue Apr 11, 2006 12:31 am ]
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Q: Did you get plastic surgery?

A: Amazingly, that isn't a crime in the country it occured in.

Author:  Sarge [ Tue Apr 11, 2006 12:40 am ]
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Q: How come they didn't throw you in jail?
A: No, we canceled the season.

Author:  Dactyl [ Tue Apr 11, 2006 12:41 am ]
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Q: OMG PLZ BRING BCK FUTRAMA LOL!!!1!!1

A: Dude, we just refinished that.

Author:  Sarge [ Tue Apr 11, 2006 1:06 am ]
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Q: You don't mind if I set my coke down on the oak table, do you?
A: It has 3 lazers, 14 fans, 6 heatsinks, 12 cold-cathode tubes, 16 hard drives and 32 GB of RAM, but only one mouse.

Author:  Simon Zeno [ Tue Apr 11, 2006 1:11 am ]
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Q: Is that the new rodent-powered Dell?

A: Smaller than one and a half bread boxes.

Author:  Cybernetic Teenybopper [ Tue Apr 11, 2006 1:37 am ]
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Q. So, how much is gonna be left of that tank after that last fragmentation grenade?

A. Actually, I DON'T know where we're going.

Author:  Sarge [ Tue Apr 11, 2006 1:54 am ]
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Q: Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?
A: No, I never really looked at it that way.

Author:  DukeNuke [ Tue Apr 11, 2006 3:26 pm ]
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Q: Uhm, shouldn't you hold the map with the downside down and the upside up etc?

A: Hmm, I'm not sure, wait, let me check.

Oh, yeah, it's been here in the corner all the time.

Author:  Cybernetic Teenybopper [ Tue Apr 11, 2006 8:01 pm ]
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Q. Biblical scholars are still searching for the real Ark of the Covenant...

A. Where else would we hold it?

Author:  Sarge [ Tue Apr 11, 2006 10:26 pm ]
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Q: Why are you holding the joystick with your feet?
A: Mostly harmless.

Author:  SwissCakeRolls [ Tue Apr 11, 2006 10:30 pm ]
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Q: How would you describe the earth?
A: John Linnell made me.

Author:  Sarge [ Tue Apr 11, 2006 11:54 pm ]
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Q: Hey, why do you have an leg for an arm and an arm for a leg?
A: It's minty fresh.

Author:  Cybernetic Teenybopper [ Wed Apr 12, 2006 5:10 am ]
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Q. How does the patient's CAT scan look, doctor?

A. Well, take it back if you don't like it. Jeez.

Author:  Sarge [ Wed Apr 12, 2006 8:23 am ]
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Q: Hey, how come this cheese smells so bad?
A: We cheat a lot.

Author:  Cybernetic Teenybopper [ Thu Apr 13, 2006 3:07 am ]
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Q. Dude, is it even POSSIBLE to have like 100,000 points on your gamertag?

A. This is why we never let you handle these things.

Author:  topofsm [ Thu Apr 13, 2006 3:37 am ]
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Question! Which wire do I cut to deactivate the nuke?

Answer! Crap on it if you feel obligated.

Author:  Sarge [ Thu Apr 13, 2006 1:37 pm ]
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Q: Hey, is that gold-plated toilet just for show or do it flush too?
A: It's like a high-pitched whine.

Author:  JTHomeslice [ Thu Apr 13, 2006 3:01 pm ]
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Q:What's the sound of one hand clapping?

A:That's why emoticons are banned.

Author:  Sarge [ Thu Apr 13, 2006 5:41 pm ]
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Q: :) :mrgreen: ;) :eek: :eekdance: :-( (?)
A: She's on a giggleing spree.

Author:  SwissCakeRolls [ Thu Apr 13, 2006 10:27 pm ]
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Q: What's that girl doing?
Yeah. That was the lamest thing ever.
A: Only when I'm asleep.

Author:  topofsm [ Thu Apr 13, 2006 11:18 pm ]
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Question! Do you have a girlfriend?

Answer! No way, you're just a kid!

Author:  Sarge [ Fri Apr 14, 2006 4:19 am ]
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Q: Can I have a machine ghun, mister?
A: Safe. Safe and dry.

Author:  Cybernetic Teenybopper [ Fri Apr 14, 2006 5:26 am ]
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Q. So, Ms... West? Wicked Witch of the west? How would you describe your ideal evil castle?--So I can get you a price quote on the cost of building it, of course.

A. But they're MEANT to be eaten!

Author:  Sarge [ Fri Apr 14, 2006 10:15 am ]
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Q: AUG! Who ate all the blue smartiess!?

A: I'm not gonna dignify that with an answer.

Author:  DukeNuke [ Fri Apr 14, 2006 7:27 pm ]
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Q: Hi! What's your name?

A: Milkshake with over four hundered ingredients? No thanks.

Author:  Sarge [ Fri Apr 14, 2006 8:07 pm ]
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Q: Wanna try the new Mega Super Massively Expensive Milkshake Of Doom?

A: Try the pointy end.

Author:  andrew [ Fri Apr 14, 2006 8:34 pm ]
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Q: I'm stabbin' him, Earl, why ain't he dyin'?!
A: It's made entirely out of lambskin.

Author:  buhubs [ Fri Apr 14, 2006 11:21 pm ]
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q:hey dunceman! what is a lamb made out of?
a:2 teeth fell out

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