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| Author: | Pepperochu Pepperotyugh [ Sun Apr 09, 2006 4:08 pm ] |
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Q: After this deathmatch, are you coming to the party? A: With your robot double. |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Tue Apr 11, 2006 12:27 am ] |
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Q: But how can I date Ginger AND Mary-Ann at the same time, Professor? A: They're not hard to miss. |
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| Author: | Simon Zeno [ Tue Apr 11, 2006 12:31 am ] |
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Q: Did you get plastic surgery? A: Amazingly, that isn't a crime in the country it occured in. |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Tue Apr 11, 2006 12:40 am ] |
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Q: How come they didn't throw you in jail? A: No, we canceled the season. |
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| Author: | Dactyl [ Tue Apr 11, 2006 12:41 am ] |
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Q: OMG PLZ BRING BCK FUTRAMA LOL!!!1!!1 A: Dude, we just refinished that. |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Tue Apr 11, 2006 1:06 am ] |
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Q: You don't mind if I set my coke down on the oak table, do you? A: It has 3 lazers, 14 fans, 6 heatsinks, 12 cold-cathode tubes, 16 hard drives and 32 GB of RAM, but only one mouse. |
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| Author: | Simon Zeno [ Tue Apr 11, 2006 1:11 am ] |
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Q: Is that the new rodent-powered Dell? A: Smaller than one and a half bread boxes. |
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| Author: | Cybernetic Teenybopper [ Tue Apr 11, 2006 1:37 am ] |
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Q. So, how much is gonna be left of that tank after that last fragmentation grenade? A. Actually, I DON'T know where we're going. |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Tue Apr 11, 2006 1:54 am ] |
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Q: Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? A: No, I never really looked at it that way. |
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| Author: | DukeNuke [ Tue Apr 11, 2006 3:26 pm ] |
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Q: Uhm, shouldn't you hold the map with the downside down and the upside up etc? A: Hmm, I'm not sure, wait, let me check. Oh, yeah, it's been here in the corner all the time. |
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| Author: | Cybernetic Teenybopper [ Tue Apr 11, 2006 8:01 pm ] |
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Q. Biblical scholars are still searching for the real Ark of the Covenant... A. Where else would we hold it? |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Tue Apr 11, 2006 10:26 pm ] |
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Q: Why are you holding the joystick with your feet? A: Mostly harmless. |
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| Author: | SwissCakeRolls [ Tue Apr 11, 2006 10:30 pm ] |
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Q: How would you describe the earth? A: John Linnell made me. |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Tue Apr 11, 2006 11:54 pm ] |
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Q: Hey, why do you have an leg for an arm and an arm for a leg? A: It's minty fresh. |
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| Author: | Cybernetic Teenybopper [ Wed Apr 12, 2006 5:10 am ] |
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Q. How does the patient's CAT scan look, doctor? A. Well, take it back if you don't like it. Jeez. |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Wed Apr 12, 2006 8:23 am ] |
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Q: Hey, how come this cheese smells so bad? A: We cheat a lot. |
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| Author: | Cybernetic Teenybopper [ Thu Apr 13, 2006 3:07 am ] |
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Q. Dude, is it even POSSIBLE to have like 100,000 points on your gamertag? A. This is why we never let you handle these things. |
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| Author: | topofsm [ Thu Apr 13, 2006 3:37 am ] |
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Question! Which wire do I cut to deactivate the nuke? Answer! Crap on it if you feel obligated. |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Thu Apr 13, 2006 1:37 pm ] |
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Q: Hey, is that gold-plated toilet just for show or do it flush too? A: It's like a high-pitched whine. |
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| Author: | JTHomeslice [ Thu Apr 13, 2006 3:01 pm ] |
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Q:What's the sound of one hand clapping? A:That's why emoticons are banned. |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Thu Apr 13, 2006 5:41 pm ] |
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A: She's on a giggleing spree. |
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| Author: | SwissCakeRolls [ Thu Apr 13, 2006 10:27 pm ] |
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Q: What's that girl doing? Yeah. That was the lamest thing ever. A: Only when I'm asleep. |
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| Author: | topofsm [ Thu Apr 13, 2006 11:18 pm ] |
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Question! Do you have a girlfriend? Answer! No way, you're just a kid! |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Fri Apr 14, 2006 4:19 am ] |
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Q: Can I have a machine ghun, mister? A: Safe. Safe and dry. |
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| Author: | Cybernetic Teenybopper [ Fri Apr 14, 2006 5:26 am ] |
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Q. So, Ms... West? Wicked Witch of the west? How would you describe your ideal evil castle?--So I can get you a price quote on the cost of building it, of course. A. But they're MEANT to be eaten! |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Fri Apr 14, 2006 10:15 am ] |
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Q: AUG! Who ate all the blue smartiess!? A: I'm not gonna dignify that with an answer. |
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| Author: | DukeNuke [ Fri Apr 14, 2006 7:27 pm ] |
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Q: Hi! What's your name? A: Milkshake with over four hundered ingredients? No thanks. |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Fri Apr 14, 2006 8:07 pm ] |
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Q: Wanna try the new Mega Super Massively Expensive Milkshake Of Doom? A: Try the pointy end. |
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| Author: | andrew [ Fri Apr 14, 2006 8:34 pm ] |
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Q: I'm stabbin' him, Earl, why ain't he dyin'?! A: It's made entirely out of lambskin. |
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| Author: | buhubs [ Fri Apr 14, 2006 11:21 pm ] |
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q:hey dunceman! what is a lamb made out of? a:2 teeth fell out |
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