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Q: Wait a minute, why does my ticket say "King of the moon"?

A: Oh, yeah? Well, let's see how you like one of these: ○ or one of these: & or how about one of these: ▼ !
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Q: *dodges parentheses thrown at him* HAH! Got any BETTER weapons?

A: It's been a while since I last thought about those kinds of things, but I'ma gonna say. . . Arcanine.

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What is the best tasting Pokemon??


um... monica and chandler...
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Q: You can win a copy of the movie "The Last Time" if you answer this correctly! In what movie does Samuel L. Jackson play a schizophrenic on an airplane? Is it: "I'm Not His Luggage", "Sharing Roasted Peanuts with Clouds", or "Schizos on a Plane"?

A: No, Typhlosion, there is not a tooth fairy.

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A: Heh! It done blowed up real good, bubba!

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Q: What do you get when you cross Osama bin Laden with The Beverly Hillbillies?

A: Ty-PHLO-sion!

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A: Tell what you think.

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Q: What does your banner say?

A: Hah! That's easy! It's got to be the bannana!
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Q: Which of these fruits is misspelled: apple, orange, bannana, or grapefruit?

A: Nobody knows, my child, nobody knows.

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Q: What do you want for Christmas, little boy? A car, a truck, a million dollars, or a pair of dice?

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Q: What's the proper way to thank the bellhop?
A: Gloves, vests, saddlebags, pants, and jackets.

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A: It's SOP for the SOG to use UMPs and PSGs in CQB STTs.

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Q: Yo quero Taco Bell? (Sorry, that's the only spanish I know... practicly no one speaks spanish in Canada.)

A: Don Cherry and Ron McClain.

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Q: Joey Day: So, tell me again, WHY should I give you my password?

A: I hated it. Too much blood.

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Q. *horror movie whisper* Wait a minute! Who's that scratching at the window...?

A. Thankfully, she made a full recovery.

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how's Banjo Tooie?

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A: A pizza cutter usually does the trick, but if not, then try a sledgehammer.

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