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| Author: | Sarge [ Sat May 20, 2006 3:29 am ] |
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Q: What's the best movie of 2005? A: You need to upgrade your dial-up modem. |
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| Author: | Cybernetic Teenybopper [ Sun May 21, 2006 7:14 am ] |
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Q. What do you MEAN, "Less than a fortnight remaining?!" A. Yes, but only if you promise not to wear that gorilla suit. |
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| Author: | Dactyl [ Sun May 21, 2006 7:27 am ] |
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Q: Hey you wanna go to the zoo? A: You know I hate trumpets, dude. |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Sun May 21, 2006 5:46 pm ] |
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Q: How did you like the Herb Albert retrospective? A: Mostly mushrooms munch marvelously, Mandy. |
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| Author: | mathgrant [ Sun May 21, 2006 7:25 pm ] |
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Q: Name five words that start with Q, and win a FREE Britney Spears album!!!!! A: Everybody! Doo hoo doo hoo! |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Sun May 21, 2006 8:19 pm ] |
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Q: Everybody? Lade da day dah. A: I got a spaceship on my first go. |
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| Author: | Cybernetic Teenybopper [ Sun May 21, 2006 9:35 pm ] |
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Q. How was your fishing trip? A. Should I be flattered? |
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| Author: | mathgrant [ Sun May 21, 2006 9:51 pm ] |
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Q: Would you be flattered if I said you had the IQ of a tick? A: Episode 74. |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Sun May 21, 2006 10:28 pm ] |
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Q: So, how many episodes is the Spore Wars serise up to now? A: It rocks your soul. |
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| Author: | Cybernetic Teenybopper [ Mon May 22, 2006 12:36 am ] |
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Q. So how does dogfood taste, anyway? A. From this point, I officially love you forever. |
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| Author: | Capt. Ido Nos [ Mon May 22, 2006 12:48 am ] |
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Q: Hey, do you want this cookie I found? A: My printer's out of ink... |
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| Author: | mathgrant [ Mon May 22, 2006 3:20 am ] |
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Q: What's your excuse for not having your homework with you THIS time, Mr. Has Gotten F's All Year? A: Toothpaste. |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Mon May 22, 2006 3:25 am ] |
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Q: What's you favorite weapon in the fight against tooh decay? A: Gold. Well, that and walnuts. |
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| Author: | mathgrant [ Mon May 22, 2006 4:08 am ] |
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Q: If you had a million bucks, what would your house be made of? A: Yeah, but yours is even smaller! |
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| Author: | Checkot Fige [ Mon May 22, 2006 4:23 am ] |
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Q: Wow, can I have your pet ant, Larry? A: Trust me, blenders are easier to train then they look EDIT: Pet and, eh? Yeah....I have my own pet the at home. |
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| Author: | Einoo T. Spork [ Mon May 22, 2006 4:35 am ] |
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Q: So, how's your school science project going? A: No, I just got a broken foot. And arm. And nose. And leg. And I lost a kidney. But I'm fine now. Really. *dies* |
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| Author: | mathgrant [ Mon May 22, 2006 5:11 am ] |
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Q: Are you okay? Some terrorist crashed your plane into an uncharted island! A: No! No. |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Mon May 22, 2006 5:26 am ] |
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Q: So, it's up up up down left right right left up up down, right? A: I have to say everytging twice. Well, except this. |
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| Author: | Checkot Fige [ Mon May 22, 2006 5:34 am ] |
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Q: So, what did that rare jungle virus you caught do again? A: Please, that sword wasn't even edible. |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Mon May 22, 2006 5:42 am ] |
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Q: Are you able to understand me? A: I'm crazy like that. |
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| Author: | mathgrant [ Mon May 22, 2006 5:48 am ] |
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Q: Why did you watch "Catch That Kid" and "Gigli" last night? A: Werewolves! AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Mon May 22, 2006 5:49 am ] |
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Q: Why so hairy? A: The blue frog made me do it. |
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| Author: | mathgrant [ Mon May 22, 2006 5:55 am ] |
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Q: Why did you stab my best friend with that violin bow with a suspiciously hypnotic azure-colored nut on its end? (Explanation: The nut of a violin bow is called a frog. You can look it up.) A: Nooooooooooooooooo! NOT THAT! Please! I'll eat ice cream! |
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| Author: | Checkot Fige [ Mon May 22, 2006 6:22 am ] |
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Q: Hey! Wanna see slides of my vacation trip to Hawaii?! A: Please, telephones are so uncool. |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Mon May 22, 2006 4:42 pm ] |
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Q: Wanna phone me later on my phone? A: Sticky buns. |
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| Author: | AceDecade [ Mon May 22, 2006 5:15 pm ] |
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Q What is it called when you sit on a bucket of glue? A That's why you wear goggles! |
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| Author: | Cybernetic Teenybopper [ Mon May 22, 2006 6:50 pm ] |
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Q. Err, was it supposed to singe off my eyebrows like that? A. But it LOOKED cute and harmless! |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Mon May 22, 2006 6:55 pm ] |
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Q: Didn't you notice the big "Scary and Dangerous" sign? A: Someone set this thing to "evil" mode. |
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| Author: | Cybernetic Teenybopper [ Mon May 22, 2006 7:03 pm ] |
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Q. Dude! What the heck is UP with your freakin' kitten?! A. It makes me feel sleepy... |
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| Author: | mathgrant [ Mon May 22, 2006 7:15 pm ] |
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Q: What did you think of my lecture on non-Euclidean geometries? A: That's gonna be broadcast all over the world! |
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