Q: How many chicken fingers am I holding up?
A: Hey, Steve!
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| Author: | DukeNuke [ Thu Jan 26, 2006 2:23 pm ] |
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Q: Duuuuude! Wazzur statuuuuuus? A: Well, it all began with this lovely pie I saw a few years ago... |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Thu Jan 26, 2006 4:22 pm ] |
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Q: Why are you so fat? A: We used a pen, two gallons of cooking oil, a peice of string, and some pocket lint. |
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| Author: | Didymus [ Thu Jan 26, 2006 4:46 pm ] |
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Q: Dude! What's with your hair cut? A: But he really likes barbeque hot dogs. |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Thu Jan 26, 2006 4:55 pm ] |
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Q: Does your friend want big bold barbequed beef burgers? A: Turn around and place your hands on the roof of the car. |
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| Author: | Dark Grapefruit [ Thu Jan 26, 2006 5:39 pm ] |
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Q: Why are you looking at me like that, Officer? A: I'm selling these fine leather jackets... |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Thu Jan 26, 2006 5:47 pm ] |
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Q: How do you plan to pay off your debt to the biker gang? A: It comes in seven delicious flavors. |
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| Author: | DukeNuke [ Thu Jan 26, 2006 7:29 pm ] |
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Q: Why is this dog food so expensive? A: A wizard did it. |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Thu Jan 26, 2006 7:32 pm ] |
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Q: How'd you get that t-shirt so white? A: I hid it where nobody could find it, and then I forgot where I hid it. |
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| Author: | ikwaylx [ Thu Jan 26, 2006 7:42 pm ] |
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where's my $1,00,000 cheque I won at that game show oooh, really, im depressed now. |
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| Author: | DukeNuke [ Thu Jan 26, 2006 7:43 pm ] |
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Q: OK, mister going-too-fast, let's see your drivers licence. A: 42 |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Thu Jan 26, 2006 9:02 pm ] |
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Q: How many chicken fingers am I holding up? A: Hey, Steve!
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| Author: | DukeNuke [ Fri Jan 27, 2006 3:50 pm ] |
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Q: What's your name? A: You'll need 7 eggs, two punds of butter, some salt, three pounds of tomatoes, a slice of bread, and just a little bit potato. |
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| Author: | Evin290 [ Fri Jan 27, 2006 5:49 pm ] |
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Q: How do you make amends? A: That rubiks cube guy |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Fri Jan 27, 2006 6:48 pm ] |
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Q: Why is that guy's head cube-shaped and made up of multicolered squares? A: Don't worry, it washes off. |
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| Author: | DukeNuke [ Fri Jan 27, 2006 7:48 pm ] |
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Q: Look how you're driving!! You sqashed that poor guy all over the car! A: What was that last part? ... Oh? Well, ok, 'no' then. |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Fri Jan 27, 2006 8:23 pm ] |
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Q: Did you want some Spam? How about some Spam? Perhaps some Spam on Spam with a side of Spam? We've got Spam on special today, how about some of that? Oh, and be sure to try the Spam, ok? A: And now, for something completely different. |
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| Author: | Cybernetic Teenybopper [ Sat Jan 28, 2006 1:22 am ] |
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Q. Should I ask what's up with your outfit today, or should I let the lime-green shirt and purple tie explain themselves? A. He's not here at the moment; please leave a message after the beep. Beeeeeeeeee... |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Sat Jan 28, 2006 1:46 am ] |
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Q: Hello? A: It needs more cheese. |
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| Author: | PianoManGidley [ Sun Jan 29, 2006 10:33 pm ] |
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Q: Why does this tower not stand up straight? A: A casaba melon. |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Mon Jan 30, 2006 4:36 am ] |
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Q: What's that rolling, shaking, sound? A: A Terra Cotta Army. |
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| Author: | Pepperochu Pepperotyugh [ Mon Jan 30, 2006 5:44 am ] |
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Q: Be honest and I wont hit you so hard --Who crashed the car into my living room?! A: Pinecone of Destiny. |
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| Author: | DukeNuke [ Mon Jan 30, 2006 8:33 am ] |
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Q: WHAT is your quest? A: I'd kick it. |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Mon Jan 30, 2006 9:06 pm ] |
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Q: If I give you my heart, what will you do with it? A: It goes round and round. |
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| Author: | Cybernetic Teenybopper [ Mon Jan 30, 2006 9:09 pm ] |
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Q. How does this death ray of yours work, again? A. Four and twenty blackbirds. |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Mon Jan 30, 2006 9:53 pm ] |
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Q: Forsoth, how dost though pie sing? A: I'm sorry, I'm gonna have to shoot you now. |
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| Author: | Pepperochu Pepperotyugh [ Mon Jan 30, 2006 10:50 pm ] |
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Q: Oops, was that your pie? A: In BIZARRO WORLD! |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Tue Jan 31, 2006 10:28 am ] |
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Q: You look odd. Where have you been? A: If only you knew the dark side of the farce. Join me, and together we can rule the galaxy as evil forum member and slightly less evil forum member. |
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| Author: | DukeNuke [ Tue Jan 31, 2006 3:37 pm ] |
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Q: Weren't you banned last week? How come you're back? A: Ni talar bra latin. |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Tue Jan 31, 2006 7:53 pm ] |
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Q: Sprekenzie Dueche? A: He's a complete moron. |
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| Author: | ikwaylx [ Tue Jan 31, 2006 8:08 pm ] |
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Why is that man buying a chicken nugget for $12,000? Wow, so much destruction |
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