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| Author: | AceDecade [ Mon May 22, 2006 7:31 pm ] |
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Q So how many people will hear that i wet my bed? A one of its feet is a lion! |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Tue May 23, 2006 3:56 am ] |
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Q: How's that multi-animal plushie toy concept coming? A: It cost a million dollars, and that's just for the packaging. |
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| Author: | mathgrant [ Tue May 23, 2006 4:12 am ] |
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Q: So, how much did you spend on that sack of ten dollars? A: Bark bark. |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Tue May 23, 2006 4:27 am ] |
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Q: What would you say to a nice tree? A: All you need is looks and a whole lot of money. |
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| Author: | Cybernetic Teenybopper [ Tue May 23, 2006 4:54 am ] |
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Q. What should I do? I don't know much about the new fashion, honey. A. Wow. What a weird dream. |
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| Author: | mathgrant [ Tue May 23, 2006 4:59 am ] |
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Q: Yesterday, I heard Clan say something to Mandy that was NOT leching! What is your response to that? A: Well, that's why it says "Houndoom sez". |
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| Author: | Cybernetic Teenybopper [ Tue May 23, 2006 6:35 pm ] |
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Q. But isn't "Houndoom" the only thing Houndoom can say? A. Maybe it's under the couch cushions. |
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| Author: | Capt. Ido Nos [ Tue May 23, 2006 7:17 pm ] |
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Q: So, anyone know where my case of rabid ferrets has gone off to? A: I dunno, about forty. |
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| Author: | Einoo T. Spork [ Tue May 23, 2006 7:51 pm ] |
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Q: What exactly do you think it means? A: RABID MOTH! RABID MOTH!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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| Author: | mathgrant [ Tue May 23, 2006 7:52 pm ] |
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[s]Q: You spent HOW many dollars on that KitKat bar?[/s] Q: Quick -- name two words which are anagrams of BRAID and THOM! A: That's not what Joey Day told me! |
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| Author: | Einoo T. Spork [ Tue May 23, 2006 8:07 pm ] |
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Q: Someday the admins are going to take over the forum and enslave your children! A: Would you shut up about Soviet Russia? |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Tue May 23, 2006 8:11 pm ] |
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Q: In Soviet Russia, Questions eat what again? A: It's shaken, not stired. |
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| Author: | Cybernetic Teenybopper [ Sat May 27, 2006 7:33 am ] |
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Q. I can never remember--how does the trigger device on a nuclear bomb work again? A. I'm all out of ink! |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Sat May 27, 2006 8:43 am ] |
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Q: Why aren't you doing something funny and incredibly witty with that pen? A: My hands feel just like two baloons. |
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| Author: | AceDecade [ Sat May 27, 2006 11:11 pm ] |
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Q So what's it like being stung by a balloonosaurous? A One of its legs is both the same! |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Sun May 28, 2006 1:36 am ] |
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Q: Quick! Describe that stilt walker! A: At the tone, the time will be two thrity five PM, and sixy seconds. |
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| Author: | AceDecade [ Sun May 28, 2006 2:25 am ] |
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Q Don't ask why, but i need the EXACT time on the planet Neptune! A I told you, they got stuck in the toilet! |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Sun May 28, 2006 4:09 am ] |
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Q: So, what exactly went wrong at the Miget Glue Wrestling show? A: It's too small, but I'll buy it anyways. |
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| Author: | PurpleKoopa [ Sun May 28, 2006 4:22 am ] |
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Q. Would you like to buy this iPod microscopic? A. I would never dance like that. |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Sun May 28, 2006 5:19 am ] |
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Q: Can you dance if you want to? Can you leave your friends behind? 'Cause they can't dance and if they can't dance then are they friends of mine? A: It's a name you've trusted for over twenty years. |
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| Author: | Cybernetic Teenybopper [ Sun May 28, 2006 9:23 pm ] |
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Q. I don't know, are you SURE I should name my son after myself? A. Pumpkin guts. |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Mon May 29, 2006 2:15 am ] |
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Q: How would you describe the kind of courage you have? A: Those aren't O's! |
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| Author: | AceDecade [ Mon May 29, 2006 3:00 am ] |
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Q: Buy new Cheat Commandos O's! They're geografistirific! A: Who said the thing about the peas? |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Mon May 29, 2006 8:33 pm ] |
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AceDecade wrote: Q: Buy new Cheat Commandos O's! They're geografistirific!
Um, that's not a question. It's an instructive insistive statement. Q: Doctor Who. And it wasn't peas, it was beans. |
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| Author: | mathgrant [ Mon May 29, 2006 9:22 pm ] |
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Sarge wrote: AceDecade wrote: Q: Buy new Cheat Commandos O's! They're geografistirific! Um, that's not a question. It's an instructive insistive statement. Q: Doctor Who. And it wasn't peas, it was beans. Um, that's not a question either. 
Q: I'm glad you agreed to help me bury the King of Town underground in a box! Now, would you please get me some peas so we can fill up the box before we put him ins-- A: Norway is good! |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Mon May 29, 2006 9:27 pm ] |
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mathgrant wrote: Sarge wrote: AceDecade wrote: Q: Buy new Cheat Commandos O's! They're geografistirific! Um, that's not a question. It's an instructive insistive statement. Q: Doctor Who. And it wasn't peas, it was beans. Um, that's not a question either. I was throwing it back at him. 
Q: Where whall we vaction this summer? A: I'm dressing up like an end table and lying in the living room. |
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| Author: | Einoo T. Spork [ Mon May 29, 2006 10:24 pm ] |
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Q: What're you doing for Halloween, Mr. Desperate Lonely Loser Type Guy? A: No, it was too small to be one of those. It might've been a badger. |
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| Author: | Anydangway [ Mon May 29, 2006 10:32 pm ] |
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Q: Holy crap, was that a wagon? A: Well, I can't do it tomorrow; I'm working 9-5. |
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| Author: | Cardgage [ Mon May 29, 2006 10:42 pm ] |
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Q: Wanna watch sbemail with me? A: I got arrested by another drunk cop. |
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| Author: | Cybernetic Teenybopper [ Mon May 29, 2006 11:46 pm ] |
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Q. Umm, why does your traffic ticket indict you for "eagle perking?" A. You can turn anything into a musical. |
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