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| Author: | mathgrant [ Tue May 30, 2006 1:08 am ] |
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Q: What is the only moral of the Broadway musical "Rent"? A: Numbah five! |
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| Author: | AceDecade [ Tue May 30, 2006 1:13 am ] |
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Q. Who's that lame Kids Next Door kid? A Let's rub it in butter! |
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| Author: | mathgrant [ Tue May 30, 2006 1:15 am ] |
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Q: So, what's our plan to trick the KoT into eating this pea? A: Let's rub it in butter again! |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Tue May 30, 2006 1:21 pm ] |
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Q: Ok, that butter didn't work, got any other ideas? A: If we mix it in with some span, he probably won't even notice. |
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| Author: | AceDecade [ Tue May 30, 2006 5:17 pm ] |
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Q There's not enough butter in the world to make the KoT eat a pea. What should we do? A I think he's dead, makbe he just passed out... |
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| Author: | mathgrant [ Tue May 30, 2006 5:44 pm ] |
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Q: What happened to the KoT? All I said was that I had to go pee. . . A: THAT'S what you call a running gag. |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Wed May 31, 2006 5:26 am ] |
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Q: What's that animated ball-gag doing? A: Dominos. |
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| Author: | Didymus [ Wed May 31, 2006 5:56 am ] |
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Q: What was that bald guy in the brown robe singing about again? A: Don Knotts eating peanut butter funnel cakes. |
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| Author: | mathgrant [ Wed May 31, 2006 3:56 pm ] |
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Q: What mental image do you get when you see the internet screen name "Sofis"? [/in-joke] A: Hey! That hurt! |
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| Author: | AceDecade [ Wed May 31, 2006 4:24 pm ] |
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Q: A man eats a chicken pie. What do you say? A:No! No! No! Find a way to KILL the giant Dongrel! |
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| Author: | Didymus [ Wed May 31, 2006 6:05 pm ] |
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Q: Do you think a smooch would work? A: Abraham Lincoln and Julio Eglesias. |
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| Author: | DumDeDum [ Wed May 31, 2006 6:34 pm ] |
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Q: Why don't you name two random names? A: I want it now! |
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| Author: | AceDecade [ Wed May 31, 2006 7:43 pm ] |
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Q I got three matches and a cork. You can only choose one. Want the Cork? A When I am 70, and there are nematoads on mars! |
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| Author: | mathgrant [ Wed May 31, 2006 8:21 pm ] |
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Q: When will you celebrate your 70th birthday, and when will nematoads begin to thrive on Mars? A: If IantheGecko isn't the answer, then I don't know what is! |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Wed May 31, 2006 9:18 pm ] |
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Q: Who hung in there the longest in Operation: Storyteller? A: I can see it coming in the air tonight. |
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| Author: | AceDecade [ Wed May 31, 2006 10:39 pm ] |
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QWhat's your favorite lyrics from a song? AThat's when the ninjas rubbed my hotdog in the dirt! |
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| Author: | Cybernetic Teenybopper [ Wed May 31, 2006 10:55 pm ] |
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Q. So what happened after the ninjas threw your cotton candy in the pool? A. Diet root beer. |
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| Author: | Exhibit A [ Thu Jun 01, 2006 2:08 am ] |
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Q: What's that leaking out of your nose? A: A clown did it! |
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| Author: | mathgrant [ Thu Jun 01, 2006 2:41 am ] |
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Q: Would you please spoil the ending for the new murder mystery novel "The Dead Ringmaster"? A: Me mind on fire. |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Thu Jun 01, 2006 10:17 am ] |
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Q: Ugg, why smoke come from ears? A: I tore it down and rebuilt it again. |
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| Author: | AceDecade [ Fri Jun 02, 2006 12:02 am ] |
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Q Hey guys, where's the Moon? A I got three in my pocket if you hate me. |
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| Author: | Exhibit A [ Fri Jun 02, 2006 12:19 am ] |
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Q: Got any grenades? A: Mostly fish, but also the occasional tourist. |
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| Author: | AceDecade [ Fri Jun 02, 2006 12:40 am ] |
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QSo what falls off you, the tower? AI dropped my pocket! |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Fri Jun 02, 2006 5:21 am ] |
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A: Why are you carrying two dimes, seven pennies and a nickel in your bra? Q: It writes itself. |
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| Author: | AceDecade [ Fri Jun 02, 2006 2:29 pm ] |
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Q Hey smeagle, why'd you spray paint your name on my wall? A Three! Seven! Go Fish! |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Sat Jun 03, 2006 12:39 am ] |
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Q: Do you understand how to play this game? A: Blowing it up. |
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| Author: | mathgrant [ Sat Jun 03, 2006 1:40 am ] |
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Q: What are you doing to that balloon with that helium? A: It's nine o'clock on a Saturday. |
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| Author: | Blue [ Sat Jun 03, 2006 1:43 am ] |
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What time is it, Piano Man? 42. |
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| Author: | mathgrant [ Sat Jun 03, 2006 2:00 am ] |
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[out of game]Glad you caught the Billy Joel reference!  [/oog]
Q: How many times did school bully Colby "Punches-You-In-The-Face-42-Times" Fleetwood punch the nerdiest guy in the school's suicide chess club in the face, thus giving him a black eye? A: It ran away from his face. |
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| Author: | Blue [ Sat Jun 03, 2006 2:06 am ] |
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Q: where's Jacko's nose? A: Oooohhhh.....I live a hard life. |
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