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(No surprise there)

"Please sir, tell us what has happened here."
Can I make a Diplomacy roll?

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Go Ahead.

"KILL ME!!!"

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Rolled 14 +3 (skill)=17

"Sir, Calm Down!"

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Sarge of Lonelywood: "We might be able to undo what was done to you. We have a healer with us, and a wizzard. We want to help you. Tell us, who did this to you?"
I get out my waterskin and uncork it. I offer it to him.

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"if i tell you...*argh!*...Will you promise to End me of thism Dreadful...*urgg*...Life.."

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"I don't approve of spilling innocent blood, but it's clear you are in pain. If you wish it, one of my companions may oblige you, but we need information."

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"the Yith...*erg...oomph..*..They are coming..... take that *argh!* glowing green crystal over there on the ground.... and put it into the slot above the swith... you...*oww..*...need this Crystal to Activate the rest of theese...*argh*..... strange machines....after switching the switch....remove the crystal and..... leave...now please... Kill me..."

the door of whence you came through shuts and gets bolted twice from the outside. now what?

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Sarge of Lonelywood: "These 'Yith'... what are they?"

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"aahg.... ive said enough.... now please....kill.....me..."

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We need to break down the door. If we put the crystal in the machine, we'll need a quick egress [s]when[/s] if something goes horribly wrong.

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Sarge of Lonelywood: "I wish there was some other way.. but your injuries are too extensive and we don't have time to get you to a temple. Very well. I'll try and make this quick and painless."
I brandish my sword across the space where is neck is, decapitating him.
Should I make an attack roll?

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Cant break it down, its a prety large Metal Door, probablt atleast seven inches thick, and those bolts are those huge Bank Vault Locks.
no attack roll neccesarie. the guy's head falls off, you look away in dissgust, but his organs through the Windows are still pumping, his body is still moving... and..his head is still....breathing...

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Choc-o-Lardiac Arrest wrote:
Cant break it down, its a prety large Metal Door, probablt atleast seven inches thick, and those bolts are those huge Bank Vault Locks.

Crap. Forgot about that.

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I brandish my sword across the space where is neck is, decapitating him.

Good Lord, man! Couldn't you have just cut his throat a bit?

Wait a tic? He's still alive?!? Uh. never mind Sarge.

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"ugghh..oi... Thanks for the Decapitation, you idiot, i was talking about you using that switch over there to kill me! its an Electronogenerator and it wouldhave sent thousands of bolts of Lightning through me! well, dont just stand there, pick me up!"

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All right, there's pretty much no way around this...

I pick up uh, the guys...head....and place it back on his body hoping it'll stay on. Then I grab the crystal and jam it in the machine.

"Peace be with you friend"

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"hey wait! im separeted from my body! no! dont! take me with you, man!"

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Sarge wrote:
I brandish my sword across the space where is neck is, decapitating him.

Good Lord, man! Couldn't you have just cut his throat a bit?

Wait a tic? He's still alive?!? Uh. never mind Sarge.

Like I said, quick and painless. Bleeding to death from a slit thoat isn't exactly painless. Not my fault he didn't die.

I look at the decapitated head. "How you doing now?

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"well, at least you have some Understanding, im doing good right now, no exact pain in my mouth or eyes. so whats your name Slick? and what the hell are you doing in a place like this??"

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(Take the flesh offa this guy and he's Mort form Planescape: Torment, yeesh)

"Well, since you're...better....the question is, what are you doing here?"

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"My name is Legrasse... Dr.Leggrasse... I was called forth to come here by my friend, Herbert West R. He was doing some experiments, and he needed my help. i came down for a month, and he ended up needing me longer. i needed a job so i took one down at the Market for some money. around a month or so ago, he made a breakthrough with the ReAnimation of Dead Tissue. the thing was that the boddies he needed were not so Fresh, they had to be Just Dead boddies. so, in the final days of his experiments, he killed me, and reAnimated me, perfectly... the Order of Dagon Stepped in and carried both of us off... i dont know what happend to West, but i somehow ended up here...."

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I turn to Extal: "See if you can find a way out of here"(**use your search skill**)
I turn back to the Head: "We're Adventurers. I'm Sarge, formerly of Lonelywood. That's way up north past The Spine Of The World mountains, near the Sea of Moving Ice. These are my friends; Puphles the ranger, Ikwaylx, a Shining Hand Monk, our elven mage here is called HG, the Halvling over there is Extal, and you've met our Cleric, Krayse.

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I turn to Extal: "See if you can find a way out of here"(**use your search skill**)
I turn back to the Head: "We're Adventurers. I'm Sarge, formerly of Lonelywood. That's way up north past The Spine Of The World mountains, near the Sea of Moving Ice. These are my friends; Puphles the ranger, Ikwaylx, a Shining Hand Monk, our elven mage here is called HG, the Halvling over there is Extal, and you've met our Cleric, Krayse.


"yeah, so what is it you guys need to know/ do now? ohh, and theres a way out through the other door on this side of the wall."

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Ok, then I go and try the door Dr.Leggrasse's head mentioned.
"Well, we were sent to rescue you, actualy. Herbert West sent us. We're gonna try and get you out of Innsmouth."

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Ok, then I go and try the door Dr.Leggrasse's head mentioned.
"Well, we were sent to rescue you, actualy. Herbert West sent us. We're gonna try and get you out of Innsmouth."


"great, i could hardley wait..."

you guys open the door, and it leads to another tunnel. you walk through the tunnel and come to a strange door. there is a crystal in a hole in a machine, looks like thats how its opend. on the other wall, there is a machine that looks like a button. it must open the door, i guess/

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Ok, where's that crystal? It looks like it goes in this hole here.

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what hole? theres allready a Crystal in the hole, and the button on the other wall is glowing green

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Choc-o-Lardiac Arrest wrote:
what hole? theres allready a Crystal in the hole, and the button on the other wall is glowing green

Oh.. right... musta been all tghose Insanity hits. ;)
I push the button-like device.

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well the pentagon door infront of you guys opens. you enter in a large Pentegon shaped room. there is a giant hole in the midle, and several Metal arms are arching up towards the middle, but not touching.to the left is another Octogon-like thing, its standing up, and there are 4 glowing blue things on it.

right by that thing, there is a slot for a crystal to be placed, but no crystal, on the other side of that is a button, but it is not glowing green, so it must be unpowered.

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Ah, so HERE'S where we insert the crystal. Krayse, you've got the crystal, right?

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"Hey, from what i recall, none of you sap's picked it up, go back there and get it!"

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