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Krazed Squirell · **Posted:** Sat Mar 11, 2006 12:29 am

(No surprise there)

"Please sir, tell us what has happened here."
Can I make a Diplomacy roll?

Choc-o-Lardiac Arrest · **Posted:** Sat Mar 11, 2006 12:31 am

Go Ahead.

"KILL ME!!!"

Krazed Squirell · **Posted:** Sat Mar 11, 2006 12:34 am

Rolled 14 +3 (skill)=17

"Sir, Calm Down!"

Sarge · **Posted:** Sat Mar 11, 2006 12:34 am

Sarge of Lonelywood: "We might be able to undo what was done to you. We have a healer with us, and a wizzard. We want to help you. Tell us, who did this to you?"
I get out my waterskin and uncork it. I offer it to him.

Choc-o-Lardiac Arrest · **Posted:** Sat Mar 11, 2006 12:36 am

"if i tell you...*argh!*...Will you promise to End me of thism Dreadful...*urgg*...Life.."

Krazed Squirell · **Posted:** Sat Mar 11, 2006 12:39 am

"I don't approve of spilling innocent blood, but it's clear you are in pain. If you wish it, one of my companions may oblige you, but we need information."

Choc-o-Lardiac Arrest · **Posted:** Sat Mar 11, 2006 12:44 am

"the Yith...*erg...oomph..*..They are coming..... take that *argh!* glowing green crystal over there on the ground.... and put it into the slot above the swith... you...*oww..*...need this Crystal to Activate the rest of theese...*argh*..... strange machines....after switching the switch....remove the crystal and..... leave...now please... Kill me..."

the door of whence you came through shuts and gets bolted twice from the outside. now what?

Sarge · **Posted:** Sat Mar 11, 2006 12:46 am

Sarge of Lonelywood: "These 'Yith'... what are they?"

Choc-o-Lardiac Arrest · **Posted:** Sat Mar 11, 2006 12:49 am

"aahg.... ive said enough.... now please....kill.....me..."

Krazed Squirell · **Posted:** Sat Mar 11, 2006 12:52 am

We need to break down the door. If we put the crystal in the machine, we'll need a quick egress [s]when[/s] if something goes horribly wrong.

Sarge · **Posted:** Sat Mar 11, 2006 12:54 am

Sarge of Lonelywood: "I wish there was some other way.. but your injuries are too extensive and we don't have time to get you to a temple. Very well. I'll try and make this quick and painless."
I brandish my sword across the space where is neck is, decapitating him.
Should I make an attack roll?

Choc-o-Lardiac Arrest · **Posted:** Sat Mar 11, 2006 12:55 am

Cant break it down, its a prety large Metal Door, probablt atleast seven inches thick, and those bolts are those huge Bank Vault Locks.
no attack roll neccesarie. the guy's head falls off, you look away in dissgust, but his organs through the Windows are still pumping, his body is still moving... and..his head is still....breathing...

Krazed Squirell · **Posted:** Sat Mar 11, 2006 12:58 am

Choc-o-Lardiac Arrest wrote:

Cant break it down, its a prety large Metal Door, probablt atleast seven inches thick, and those bolts are those huge Bank Vault Locks.

Crap. Forgot about that.

Sarge wrote:

I brandish my sword across the space where is neck is, decapitating him.

Good Lord, man! Couldn't you have just cut his throat a bit?

Wait a tic? He's still alive?!? Uh. never mind Sarge.

Choc-o-Lardiac Arrest · **Posted:** Sat Mar 11, 2006 1:02 am

"ugghh..oi... Thanks for the Decapitation, you idiot, i was talking about you using that switch over there to kill me! its an Electronogenerator and it wouldhave sent thousands of bolts of Lightning through me! well, dont just stand there, pick me up!"

Krazed Squirell · **Posted:** Sat Mar 11, 2006 1:05 am

All right, there's pretty much no way around this...

I pick up uh, the guys...head....and place it back on his body hoping it'll stay on. Then I grab the crystal and jam it in the machine.

"Peace be with you friend"

Choc-o-Lardiac Arrest · **Posted:** Sat Mar 11, 2006 1:06 am

"hey wait! im separeted from my body! no! dont! take me with you, man!"

Sarge · **Posted:** Sat Mar 11, 2006 1:06 am

Krazed Squirle wrote:

Sarge wrote:

I brandish my sword across the space where is neck is, decapitating him.

Good Lord, man! Couldn't you have just cut his throat a bit?

Wait a tic? He's still alive?!? Uh. never mind Sarge.

Like I said, quick and painless. Bleeding to death from a slit thoat isn't exactly painless. Not my fault he didn't die.

I look at the decapitated head. "How you doing now?

Choc-o-Lardiac Arrest · **Posted:** Sat Mar 11, 2006 1:09 am

"well, at least you have some Understanding, im doing good right now, no exact pain in my mouth or eyes. so whats your name Slick? and what the hell are you doing in a place like this??"

Krazed Squirell · **Posted:** Sat Mar 11, 2006 1:12 am

(Take the flesh offa this guy and he's Mort form Planescape: Torment, yeesh)

"Well, since you're...better....the question is, what are you doing here?"

Choc-o-Lardiac Arrest · **Posted:** Sat Mar 11, 2006 1:21 am

"My name is Legrasse... Dr.Leggrasse... I was called forth to come here by my friend, Herbert West R. He was doing some experiments, and he needed my help. i came down for a month, and he ended up needing me longer. i needed a job so i took one down at the Market for some money. around a month or so ago, he made a breakthrough with the ReAnimation of Dead Tissue. the thing was that the boddies he needed were not so Fresh, they had to be Just Dead boddies. so, in the final days of his experiments, he killed me, and reAnimated me, perfectly... the Order of Dagon Stepped in and carried both of us off... i dont know what happend to West, but i somehow ended up here...."

Sarge · **Posted:** Sat Mar 11, 2006 1:28 am

I turn to Extal: "See if you can find a way out of here"(**use your search skill**)
I turn back to the Head: "We're Adventurers. I'm Sarge, formerly of Lonelywood. That's way up north past The Spine Of The World mountains, near the Sea of Moving Ice. These are my friends; Puphles the ranger, Ikwaylx, a Shining Hand Monk, our elven mage here is called HG, the Halvling over there is Extal, and you've met our Cleric, Krayse.

Choc-o-Lardiac Arrest · **Posted:** Sat Mar 11, 2006 1:30 am

Sarge wrote:

I turn to Extal: "See if you can find a way out of here"(**use your search skill**)
I turn back to the Head: "We're Adventurers. I'm Sarge, formerly of Lonelywood. That's way up north past The Spine Of The World mountains, near the Sea of Moving Ice. These are my friends; Puphles the ranger, Ikwaylx, a Shining Hand Monk, our elven mage here is called HG, the Halvling over there is Extal, and you've met our Cleric, Krayse.

"yeah, so what is it you guys need to know/ do now? ohh, and theres a way out through the other door on this side of the wall."

Sarge · **Posted:** Sat Mar 11, 2006 1:47 am

Ok, then I go and try the door Dr.Leggrasse's head mentioned.
"Well, we were sent to rescue you, actualy. Herbert West sent us. We're gonna try and get you out of Innsmouth."

Choc-o-Lardiac Arrest · **Posted:** Sat Mar 11, 2006 1:49 am

Sarge wrote:

Ok, then I go and try the door Dr.Leggrasse's head mentioned.
"Well, we were sent to rescue you, actualy. Herbert West sent us. We're gonna try and get you out of Innsmouth."

"great, i could hardley wait..."

you guys open the door, and it leads to another tunnel. you walk through the tunnel and come to a strange door. there is a crystal in a hole in a machine, looks like thats how its opend. on the other wall, there is a machine that looks like a button. it must open the door, i guess/

Sarge · **Posted:** Sat Mar 11, 2006 1:52 am

Ok, where's that crystal? It looks like it goes in this hole here.

Choc-o-Lardiac Arrest · **Posted:** Sat Mar 11, 2006 1:54 am

what hole? theres allready a Crystal in the hole, and the button on the other wall is glowing green

Sarge · **Posted:** Sat Mar 11, 2006 1:56 am

Choc-o-Lardiac Arrest wrote:

what hole? theres allready a Crystal in the hole, and the button on the other wall is glowing green

Oh.. right... musta been all tghose Insanity hits.

I push the button-like device.

Choc-o-Lardiac Arrest · **Posted:** Sat Mar 11, 2006 1:59 am

well the pentagon door infront of you guys opens. you enter in a large Pentegon shaped room. there is a giant hole in the midle, and several Metal arms are arching up towards the middle, but not touching.to the left is another Octogon-like thing, its standing up, and there are 4 glowing blue things on it.

right by that thing, there is a slot for a crystal to be placed, but no crystal, on the other side of that is a button, but it is not glowing green, so it must be unpowered.

Sarge · **Posted:** Sat Mar 11, 2006 2:50 am

Ah, so HERE'S where we insert the crystal. Krayse, you've got the crystal, right?

Choc-o-Lardiac Arrest · **Posted:** Sat Mar 11, 2006 3:41 am

"Hey, from what i recall, none of you sap's picked it up, go back there and get it!"

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