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Darth Katana X
 Post subject: What would you write on a fortune cookie?
PostPosted: Wed Feb 08, 2006 10:38 am 
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Here's what I would write.

1. "If you don't stand for nothing, then you stand for something."
2. "Lethal bullet - a lethal redundancy."

I was just reading this book on how to write novels and I came up with those, that's why they're both about redundancies and double negatives.

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"Confucious say: Don't eat the slip of paper inside the cookie"

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"You are an idiot for believing these things."

If I got a fortune cookie with that message, I'd totally keep it.

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"this is not a The Gedup Noise fortune cookie"

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"HELP! I'M TRAPPED IN A CHINESE FORTUNE COOKIE FACTORY!"

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"For tech support with your chinese fortune cookie, call 1-800-555-1212"

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Agh burzum-ishi krimpatul"

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"Thank you for eating at Chow's"

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"If you can read this the cookie was not toxic."
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"NOTICE: Objects in fortune cookie may appear larger than actual size"

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That wasn't chicken

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"You'll soon realise that I stole your wallet while you was reading this, and that you'll haveto do the dishes since you can't pay for the cookie now."
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"Good morning, Mr. Phelps: Your mission, if you choose to accept it, is to pay for your meal and then calmly walk out of the resturaunt. As ussual, the government will dissavow any knowledge of your actions. This fortune cookie will self-destruct in five seconds."

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"Were's sorry, but the forutune cookie you're trying to eat is out of service. Please hang up and select another cookie, or call your waiter for futher assistance. thank you for using Chow's Cookies. BEEEEEEEEEEEP"

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"The fingers you have used to open your fortune cookie are too fat. To order a special cookie-opening wand, please mash your face into your plate of Chow Meain now."

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"Do or do not. There is no try."

Yoda's smarter than any ol' fortune cookie, yo'.

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"the precding meal was a paid political message by the chineese food association of america"

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"We prepared your meal with our sweat, tears, and blood."

Disgusting. xD

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