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| Author: | Cleverdan [ Sun Feb 26, 2006 12:45 am ] |
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You die in 12 seconds...11...10...9...8...7...6...5...4...3..2..1. Goodbye. |
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| Author: | SEAN'D! [ Sun Feb 26, 2006 12:59 am ] |
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Confucius say: Man who cuts off arms and has huge undabite becomes loved by all. |
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| Author: | Didymus [ Sun Feb 26, 2006 1:00 am ] |
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Confucius say: Wilson Philips Sucks. |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Sun Feb 26, 2006 1:02 am ] |
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Book of Confucius Saying are available in the lobby for $14.99 + tax. |
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| Author: | SEAN'D! [ Sun Feb 26, 2006 1:05 am ] |
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Confucius say: Man who speak bad grammar is seen as prophet. |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Sun Feb 26, 2006 1:09 am ] |
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This paper would normaly contain something worth reading. |
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| Author: | Beyond the Grave [ Sun Feb 26, 2006 1:10 am ] |
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Fold or Scrunch? |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Sun Feb 26, 2006 1:10 am ] |
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Wipe your face! With this paper! |
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| Author: | jdsmartdude911 [ Sun Feb 26, 2006 8:34 am ] |
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will you marry me? wait, youre not Janet! Youre not even a girl! WHERES JANET?!?!?!?! THERE SHE IS!!! TABLE 5!!! GIVE THIS TO HER, wait, then she would think that you would want to marry her, then what you shall do is this, put me in new cookie, sneak me to Janet without her seeing you, she opens it up, and she marrys me! everything works out for the better! NOW GO ON WITH THE PLAN!!! |
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| Author: | da freak [ Sun Feb 26, 2006 9:46 am ] |
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"Make a wish" |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Sun Feb 26, 2006 9:51 am ] |
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Smile, you're on Candid Camera. |
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| Author: | topofsm [ Mon Feb 27, 2006 4:39 am ] |
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Do not remove label under penalty of law. |
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| Author: | da freak [ Mon Feb 27, 2006 5:22 pm ] |
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"Be afraid, be very afraid" |
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| Author: | Didymus [ Mon Feb 27, 2006 5:36 pm ] |
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25ยข off next purchase of General Tsao's Chicken. |
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| Author: | da freak [ Mon Feb 27, 2006 5:43 pm ] |
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"I bet you stole this cookie!" |
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| Author: | StrongRad [ Mon Feb 27, 2006 6:37 pm ] |
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"You break it, you buy it" |
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| Author: | Didymus [ Mon Feb 27, 2006 9:01 pm ] |
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Confucius Say: Not shake hands with man in green jump suit wearing golden "Z" on his chest. |
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| Author: | jdsmartdude911 [ Mon Feb 27, 2006 9:14 pm ] |
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Confusious say: dont bother me |
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| Author: | Didymus [ Mon Feb 27, 2006 9:15 pm ] |
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Confusion say: Why stupid Americans think Chinese people not know difference between L's and R's? |
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| Author: | Pop_tire [ Tue Feb 28, 2006 1:41 am ] |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Tue Feb 28, 2006 2:10 am ] |
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mmmmm.... I've got nothing. |
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| Author: | topofsm [ Tue Feb 28, 2006 4:31 am ] |
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Confusious say: "Hi! I'm Confusious! |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Tue Feb 28, 2006 5:33 am ] |
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Now pay and get out. There's people waiting to be seated and you're taking up space. |
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| Author: | da freak [ Tue Feb 28, 2006 4:52 pm ] |
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"This fortune is only 30% accurate" |
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| Author: | DukeNuke [ Tue Feb 28, 2006 5:00 pm ] |
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"Don't think about polar bears." |
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| Author: | topofsm [ Tue Feb 28, 2006 11:05 pm ] |
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Warning: Explicit content |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Wed Mar 01, 2006 5:39 am ] |
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This Fortune Cookie Has Been Rated "R" For "Really Delecious" |
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| Author: | SEAN'D! [ Wed Mar 01, 2006 10:03 am ] |
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You're not supposed to eat the cookie with the fortune inside! |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Wed Mar 01, 2006 3:35 pm ] |
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"For quality monitoring purposes, your reading of this cookie has been recorded." |
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| Author: | Didymus [ Wed Mar 01, 2006 6:11 pm ] |
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Confucius say: I do not write these fortunes for nothing! No! They gotta pay me! And then the priest says to the nun, "No, but the poodle stays for free!" |
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