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| Author: | da freak [ Wed Mar 01, 2006 6:37 pm ] |
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"I love you...........Please send this fortune on to ten other people." |
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| Author: | topofsm [ Mon Mar 06, 2006 4:21 am ] |
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Kiss my a**! |
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| Author: | Strong Badia [ Mon Mar 06, 2006 10:47 am ] |
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1. "Warning! If you have already eaten this cookie, you may soon die of cookiemonia" 2. "Sorry, but this cookie seems to be malfuctioning. You may not have your fortune, because you do not deserve it" 3. "You will die from the horror of watching the movie, the war of the worlds a hundreth time" 4. "Your dad ate your mom. Sorry 'bout that!" 5. "Your best-friend will soon ditch you for being a tattle-tale" 6. "You will marry at the age of 14 (if you are younger), but if you are older, you will marry at the age of 176.5" 7. "Oh shut up! Stop acting like a piece of crap!" 8. "Your mom will like you....um...errr.....sexualy" 9. "I hate you" 10. "Tommyknockers Tommyknockers, knockin' at your door" |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Mon Mar 06, 2006 2:07 pm ] |
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"This fortune cookie is rated 'D' for 'Delicious'" |
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| Author: | Didymus [ Mon Mar 06, 2006 4:00 pm ] |
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Confucius say: "Wow! Look at the selection! You don't have to be a super hero to appreciate these super savings!" |
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| Author: | Beyond the Grave [ Mon Mar 06, 2006 6:11 pm ] |
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Confucius say: Man who walk sideways through door always going to Bangkok. |
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| Author: | Didymus [ Tue Mar 07, 2006 5:18 pm ] |
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(That would be Murray Head.) |
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| Author: | Code J [ Tue Mar 07, 2006 8:43 pm ] |
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"Join the Goon-Platoon Kid's Club and find out!" |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Tue Mar 07, 2006 8:50 pm ] |
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"Tell your Lady-Fan about us and recive 10% les food next time you order an extra-value meal" |
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| Author: | Didymus [ Tue Mar 07, 2006 10:41 pm ] |
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"Don't you wish you had gotten Mexican instead?" |
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| Author: | Join The Homestarmy [ Wed Mar 08, 2006 12:44 am ] |
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If you can read this, the chef probably poisoned the wrong cookie. |
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| Author: | topofsm [ Wed Mar 08, 2006 2:45 am ] |
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The matrix has you |
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| Author: | Didymus [ Wed Mar 08, 2006 5:53 pm ] |
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(I'm surprised no one had done this one) "Tell What U Think!" |
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| Author: | topofsm [ Wed Mar 08, 2006 6:13 pm ] |
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*waah! I was just going to do that!* 7 days! |
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| Author: | Homsar22 [ Sat Mar 11, 2006 11:34 am ] |
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Present this fortune at the counter for a complimentary smack in the head. |
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| Author: | Didymus [ Sun Mar 12, 2006 11:06 pm ] |
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"To get to the other side!" |
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| Author: | The_Other_White_Meat [ Tue Mar 14, 2006 2:06 am ] |
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Here speeching American! |
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| Author: | topofsm [ Tue Mar 14, 2006 2:28 am ] |
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Vote for Jimmy |
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| Author: | Tiggera [ Tue Mar 14, 2006 5:40 am ] |
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Don't dig for water under the outhouse. Yellow text is hard to read. WASSUP??? Lucky Numbers: 8 67 5 30 9 |
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| Author: | jdsmartdude911 [ Tue Mar 14, 2006 5:54 am ] |
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if you can read this, youre too close |
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| Author: | topofsm [ Tue Mar 14, 2006 6:35 pm ] |
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Warning: flammable |
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| Author: | Didymus [ Tue Mar 14, 2006 7:01 pm ] |
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Butwaitthere'smore! YoualsogettheBambooSteamer, andacompletesetofGinsuknives! AndthecompletecollectionofSlimWhitmanrecords! HesoldmorerecordsthanElvisandtheBeatlescombined! Ordernow! |
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| Author: | Dark Grapefruit [ Tue Mar 14, 2006 7:16 pm ] |
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"To find out how to confuse an idiot, turn this fortune over. (on reverse) To find out how to confuse an idiot, turn this fortune over." "Snape Kills Dumbeldore." "This cookie made from 100% recycled material." "There's no one writing this fortune! AAAARRRRRGGGGGBLBLLBL!" |
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| Author: | topofsm [ Tue Mar 14, 2006 8:30 pm ] |
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Seriously, nothing |
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| Author: | Windee [ Tue Mar 14, 2006 8:44 pm ] |
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"Confucius Say, 'It stuffy inside fortune cookie.'" "I can see up your nose." |
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| Author: | Capt. Ido Nos [ Tue Mar 14, 2006 8:47 pm ] |
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LOL ROFLT I AM TEh 1337!!!!!11!!!!!one |
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| Author: | topofsm [ Tue Mar 14, 2006 9:00 pm ] |
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You need to shave. |
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| Author: | jdsmartdude911 [ Tue Mar 14, 2006 10:05 pm ] |
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BIG TEXT IS EASY TO READ |
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| Author: | Dark Grapefruit [ Wed Mar 15, 2006 3:05 am ] |
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'umop ap!s&n a!×ooc aun+joJ ay+ bu!ploy aj.noÁ |
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| Author: | topofsm [ Wed Mar 15, 2006 3:10 am ] |
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29=3X-4 |
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