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Help! I'm trapped in a fortune cookie factory!

WARNING! DO NOT BREAK COOKIE IN HALF! This creates sharp edges that may cause injury.

U eet at a CHINEEZE RESTRANT OMG RACIST!!11

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By the time you read this message, I will have already committed suicide out of despair, trapped in a dead-end job in a fortune cookie factory. Please, live your life to the fullest! Treat every day like your last! Please, just please, don't make the same mistake I did...

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