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Bad Idea: email Strong Sad.

Good Idea: make a flash cartoon.

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No, I lied. I'm never going to have a good sig. So just forget about it.

Bad Idea: making a......... egg cartoon?



Bad Idea: Taking a deep breath after jumping in the pool.

Good Idea: Wearing a coat in cold weather.

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So, so you think you can tell Heaven from Hell, blue skies from pain. Can you tell a green field from a cold steel rail? A smile from a veil? Do you think you can tell?

Bad Idea: Wearing a dress in cold weather

Good Idea: Helping those less fortunate

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Bad Idea: Steal from those less fortunate and help those who are more fortunate.

Good Idea: Say pants all the time

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No, I lied. I'm never going to have a good sig. So just forget about it.

Bad Idea: Run around with creepy pants all the time get some!

Good Idea: Discovering an infinite, renewable energy source that is extremely inexpensive.

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Bad Idea: Discovering an infinite, renewable energy source that is made out of people.

Good Idea: Buying a new computer game.

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Sig?

Bad Idea: buying an old atari game, without an atari.

Good Idea: Tell a joke.

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No, I lied. I'm never going to have a good sig. So just forget about it.

Bad Idea: Tell a joke so rediculously convoluted and full of such big words that by the time you get to the end of it half of your audience has wandered off and only that nerd with the weird teeth is still there and he's the only one who laughs, so hard in fact that he has an asthma attack and ends up suffocating to death.

Good Idea: Learn to sing

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get LOST

Bad Idea: Learn to sing by chopping off a finger everytime you hit a sour note.

Good Idea: Helping a little old lady cross the street.

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Sig?

Bad Idea: Helping a little old lady across the street...before the light changes.

Good Idea: Bringing a flashlight.

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get LOST

Bad Idea: Bringing a strobe light.

Good Idea: Write a song.

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No, I lied. I'm never going to have a good sig. So just forget about it.

Bad idea: Write a song while drowning

Good idea: Get lots of exercise

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Bad Idea: Get lots of excersise running from the police.

Good Idea: Go on a hike.

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Sig?

Bad Idea: Go for a hike on an active volcano.

Good Idea: Clean your teeth (really, it's a good idea)

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NOT A SIGNATURE!

Bad Idea: Clean your teeth with solvent.

Good Idea: Give CPR to fainted person.

Bad Idea: Give CPR to a perfectly concious person who is the same sex as you.

Good Idea: Have a good idea.

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No, I lied. I'm never going to have a good sig. So just forget about it.

Bad Idea: Use that idea for evil purposes.

Good Idea: Finding inner peace.

Bad Idea: finding peices of a ming vase inside yourself.

Good Idea: cure world hunger.

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No, I lied. I'm never going to have a good sig. So just forget about it.

Bad Idea: Curing world hunger through cannibalism.

Good idea: Sticking up for the underdog.

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You look like you need a hug.
*hug*
There, now don't you feel better?

Bad Idea: Stick the underdog up on a 39 and 1/2 foot pole.

Good Idea: Hibernate for the winter.

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No, I lied. I'm never going to have a good sig. So just forget about it.

<Bad Idea> Hibernating for the winter while still holding a shark. </Bad Idea>
<Good Idea>Launching Surface to Air Missles at an incoming Air Raid</Good Idea>

Bad Idea: I'm sorry, but that's a perfect idea. No army uses it, yet it'd be easier.

Good Idea: Making Art.

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Bad Idea: Taking art.

Good Idea: Playing freeze tag

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Bad Idea: Freezing those to be tagged.

Good Idea: Watching Anime.

Bad Idea: Watching crap like Beyblade.

Good Idea: Turning off the TV when you're done watching.

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Bad idea: Turning off the TV when you start watching.

Good idea: Buying a boat.

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Bad Idea: When you in the middle of the Sahara Desert.

Good Idea: Making a packing list of things you'll need before going hiking.

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Bad Idea: taking everything else including the kitchen sink with you.

Good Idea: learn a song on an intrument

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No, I lied. I'm never going to have a good sig. So just forget about it.

Bad Idea: Learning The Thong Song.

Good Idea: Sleeping in on Saturday.

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Bad idea: Sleeping in on a litter of kittens.

Good idea: Riding a bike

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