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Bad Idea: Going to France, AT ALL.

Good Idea: Visiting a Museum

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Bad Idea: Visiting a nazi museum.

Here's my favourite one:
Good Idea: Taking a deep breath before jumping in the pool.

bad idea:Taking a deep breath before jumping in the lava
My favorite:good idea:Becoming a succsessful artist who gains $1,000,000,000,000 A year

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Bad Idea: Thinking that you can be successful as an artist.

Good Idea: Concentrating all firepower on that super star destroyer!

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bad idea: shooting it down while it's above you.

good idea: making breakfast

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Bad Idea: Making stuff that dosen't look, smell, or taste like breakfast

Good Idea: go to school

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No, I lied. I'm never going to have a good sig. So just forget about it.

Bad Idea: Going to school during the holidays.

Good Idea: Making your bed.

bad Idea: make your bed, out of unrecycled garbage

Good Idea: go to the store for your parents.

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No, I lied. I'm never going to have a good sig. So just forget about it.

Bad Idea: Going to the store to buy beer for your parents.

Good Idea: Eating an apple.

Bad Idea: Eating an apple with a worm in it
Worse Idea: Eating an apple with half a worm in it.

Good Idea: Do your homework.

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No, I lied. I'm never going to have a good sig. So just forget about it.

Bad Idea: Doing someone else's homework.

Good Idea: Banning Clan.

Bad Idea: Keeping Clan here.
Good Idea: Reading a book.

Bad Idea: Reading the bible.

Good Idea: Getting some sleep.

Bad Idea: getting some sleep during the night.

Good Idea: Have an opinion on politics.

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No, I lied. I'm never going to have a good sig. So just forget about it.

Bad idea: Presenting cause for opinion in politics

Good Idea: Supporting the elderly

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Bad Idea: Give a surprise party for the elderly. *beep, beep, beep, beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...*

Good Idea: Listen to Green Day.

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No, I lied. I'm never going to have a good sig. So just forget about it.

Bad Idea: Listening to Green Day in a shark tank

Good Idea: Joining a sport

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Bad Idea: Joining a sport that you really suck at.
Good Idea: Drawing a picture.

What are you talking about! You are really offending some people, mostly me! The bible is a symbol of christianity, so go somewhere else if your'e going to say stuff like that!

Anyhoo: Drawing a picture of Trisha from school and asking her to the dance with it.

Good Idea: Not dying.

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No, I lied. I'm never going to have a good sig. So just forget about it.

Bad Idea: Not dying when you're 135.
Good Idea: Drinking milk.

Bad Idea: drinking platypus milk.

Good Idea: Tell "Yo momma" jokes.

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No, I lied. I'm never going to have a good sig. So just forget about it.

Bad Idea: Tell "Yo momma!" jokes when the person's mom is right there.
Good Idea: Get 8 hours of sleep.

Bad Idea: Get 8 hours of sleep at night!

Good Idea: Stay up all night and sleep all day.

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No, I lied. I'm never going to have a good sig. So just forget about it.

Bad Idea: Stay up all night and stay up all day and die of sleep deprivation.

Good Idea: Go swimming!

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Bad Idea: Go swimming in Kilauea.

Good Idea: do the apology dance.

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No, I lied. I'm never going to have a good sig. So just forget about it.

Bad Idea: Do the apology lapdance.

Good Idea: Having a friendly snowball fight with your friends.

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Bad Idea: having a friendly atomic bomb fight with your friend

Good Idea: post in 1337

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No, I lied. I'm never going to have a good sig. So just forget about it.

Bad Idea: Posting in horrible grammar. (not during the year 1337 )

Good Idea: Taking a day off to spend some quality time with your family.

Bad Idea: taking the day off to go skiing with your family in the summer.

Good Idea: Follow your dreams.

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No, I lied. I'm never going to have a good sig. So just forget about it.

Bad Idea: Follow your nightmares.

Good Idea: Emailing Strong Bad.