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 Post subject: I gotta a hippo in my bathroom and i cant get it out
PostPosted: Mon Feb 27, 2006 8:59 pm 
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Ok, this is stupid...i know..

Rules: You say i gotta a hippo in my bathroom and i cant get it out and the next person says the answer to that statement

Ex- Q:i gotta a hippo in my bathroom and i cant get it out

A:Shoot it with an arrow

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 28, 2006 1:43 am 
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Get a seal clubber from kol, and club it.


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PostPosted: Tue Feb 28, 2006 4:33 am 
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Make a hippo sandwich.

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 28, 2006 2:34 pm 
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Flush it down the toilet.


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PostPosted: Tue Feb 28, 2006 10:45 pm 
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shoot it with a potatoe gun

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Just stop feeding it. Then it'll get slim enough to get out.


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Call Iron Chef Morimoto, who will come up with like 8 different ways to cook it for you.

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 02, 2006 12:59 am 
Get one of those 19th century british safari hunters to shot it down.


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PostPosted: Thu Mar 02, 2006 1:05 am 
How did you get a hippo in the bathroom?

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Um, create a wormhole and send it to the future.


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PostPosted: Thu Mar 02, 2006 6:54 am 
Get a haitian voodoo priest to turn it into a chicken.


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Have you tried opening the door?


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stab it with a 10 1/2 foot pole

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let it decompose.

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Cover it in sulphuric acid

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Roast it and eat it!

Yum yum

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Saw a hole around the hippo and let the downstairs neighbors deal with it!

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PostPosted: Sat May 06, 2006 9:26 pm 
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Drop a train on 'em!

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No, drop a HIPPO on 'em!

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I think that it would only make it worse
Diet the hippo! :mrgreen:

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Location: Hey! I'm looking for some kind of trangly thing!
There are now snakes crawling all over the grass, and a big box labeled "FOOD" appears on the left side. You decide not the grab the box and put it in the Hippo's bowl, but the Hippo gets really angry and stampedes you to death.

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Read Vogon poetry for it.

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PostPosted: Sat May 06, 2006 10:04 pm 
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Tell it that its bathroom rent is late!

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Call in some pirates with lasers. When the hippo sees them coming, it'll leave to beat them up. Then, just lock it out. Whoever names the reference gets a free digital cookie, and maybe a digital pizza trophie. (Though, my details may be confused... it's been a while since I read the book.)

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Pretend you're a ghost and scare it out of the bathroom.

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PostPosted: Tue May 09, 2006 12:00 am 
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Eat it

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PostPosted: Tue May 09, 2006 12:25 am 
Kill it with fire!


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Use an enlargement ray to resize everything in the universe except the hippo.


Because that's so much cooler than a shrink ray.


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Send in an army of Death Penguins to chase it away. There will be nothing left within 2 seconds' time.

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Two Words. Baby Oil

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Location: Hey! I'm looking for some kind of trangly thing!
I invite a bunch of Cajuns over for dinner, and tell them the main course is in the bathroom.

MMMmmm, Hippo Etouffe!

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