How did you get a hippo in the bathroom?
Um, create a wormhole and send it to the future.
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| Author: | Mini Moose n gir [ Mon Feb 27, 2006 8:59 pm ] |
| Post subject: | I gotta a hippo in my bathroom and i cant get it out |
Ok, this is stupid...i know.. Rules: You say i gotta a hippo in my bathroom and i cant get it out and the next person says the answer to that statement Ex- Q:i gotta a hippo in my bathroom and i cant get it out A:Shoot it with an arrow |
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| Author: | Pop_tire [ Tue Feb 28, 2006 1:43 am ] |
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Get a seal clubber from kol, and club it. |
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| Author: | topofsm [ Tue Feb 28, 2006 4:33 am ] |
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Make a hippo sandwich. |
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| Author: | DukeNuke [ Tue Feb 28, 2006 2:34 pm ] |
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Flush it down the toilet. |
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| Author: | Mini Moose n gir [ Tue Feb 28, 2006 10:45 pm ] |
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shoot it with a potatoe gun |
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| Author: | DukeNuke [ Wed Mar 01, 2006 4:31 pm ] |
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Just stop feeding it. Then it'll get slim enough to get out. |
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| Author: | Didymus [ Wed Mar 01, 2006 6:06 pm ] |
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Call Iron Chef Morimoto, who will come up with like 8 different ways to cook it for you. |
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| Author: | Alberto [ Thu Mar 02, 2006 12:59 am ] |
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Get one of those 19th century british safari hunters to shot it down. |
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| Author: | Alexander [ Thu Mar 02, 2006 1:05 am ] |
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How did you get a hippo in the bathroom?
Um, create a wormhole and send it to the future. |
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| Author: | Alberto [ Thu Mar 02, 2006 6:54 am ] |
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Get a haitian voodoo priest to turn it into a chicken. |
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| Author: | DukeNuke [ Thu Mar 02, 2006 6:59 am ] |
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Have you tried opening the door? |
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| Author: | Mini Moose n gir [ Thu Mar 02, 2006 11:45 pm ] |
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stab it with a 10 1/2 foot pole |
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| Author: | topofsm [ Fri Mar 03, 2006 4:03 am ] |
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let it decompose. |
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| Author: | ikwaylx [ Sat Mar 04, 2006 3:43 pm ] |
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Cover it in sulphuric acid |
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| Author: | Cleverdan [ Sat May 06, 2006 3:10 pm ] |
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Roast it and eat it! Yum yum |
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| Author: | buhubs [ Sat May 06, 2006 6:20 pm ] |
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Saw a hole around the hippo and let the downstairs neighbors deal with it! |
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| Author: | J-Man [ Sat May 06, 2006 9:26 pm ] |
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Drop a train on 'em! |
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| Author: | Didymus [ Sat May 06, 2006 9:32 pm ] |
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No, drop a HIPPO on 'em! |
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| Author: | buhubs [ Sat May 06, 2006 9:33 pm ] |
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I think that it would only make it worse Diet the hippo! 
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| Author: | Didymus [ Sat May 06, 2006 9:38 pm ] |
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There are now snakes crawling all over the grass, and a big box labeled "FOOD" appears on the left side. You decide not the grab the box and put it in the Hippo's bowl, but the Hippo gets really angry and stampedes you to death. |
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| Author: | J-Man [ Sat May 06, 2006 9:43 pm ] |
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Read Vogon poetry for it. |
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| Author: | Shopiom [ Sat May 06, 2006 10:04 pm ] |
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Tell it that its bathroom rent is late! |
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| Author: | Bulldozer [ Mon May 08, 2006 1:08 am ] |
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Call in some pirates with lasers. When the hippo sees them coming, it'll leave to beat them up. Then, just lock it out. Whoever names the reference gets a free digital cookie, and maybe a digital pizza trophie. (Though, my details may be confused... it's been a while since I read the book.) |
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| Author: | Shopiom [ Mon May 08, 2006 1:41 am ] |
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Pretend you're a ghost and scare it out of the bathroom. |
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| Author: | Badri3211 [ Tue May 09, 2006 12:00 am ] |
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Eat it |
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| Author: | Alberto [ Tue May 09, 2006 12:25 am ] |
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Kill it with fire! |
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| Author: | Simon Zeno [ Tue May 09, 2006 1:48 am ] |
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Use an enlargement ray to resize everything in the universe except the hippo. Because that's so much cooler than a shrink ray. |
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| Author: | Bulldozer [ Wed May 10, 2006 3:33 am ] |
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Send in an army of Death Penguins to chase it away. There will be nothing left within 2 seconds' time. |
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| Author: | version_1 [ Wed May 10, 2006 7:44 am ] |
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Two Words. Baby Oil |
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| Author: | Didymus [ Wed May 10, 2006 7:59 am ] |
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I invite a bunch of Cajuns over for dinner, and tell them the main course is in the bathroom. MMMmmm, Hippo Etouffe! |
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