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you have until I get back to vote, because I'm going to the grand canyon for a day or two.

Sorry guys that it took so long. I was in there and it was amazing, and sorry about the long wait again. Anyway, enough about my trip, let's get to business.

After the crowd decided on sb_enail.com to be executed, they took him to the local lake. "You see," said mayor topofsm, "If you are a mafia, you will be able to swim, if you can't swim, you are innocent." They tied him up and tied a ship's anchor to him along with a bunch of cinder blocks. And then they chucked him as far as he could go. He drowned. So yes. Sb_enail.com must be innocent.

You can't keep on doing this guys, you need to get the mafia.

I will now take votes from the mafias and detectives.

I'm not going to say "I told you so." Oh wait, I already did!

Well, you shouldn't have acted so suspicious Mr. "I'm not going to post at all!"

2. [s]Exhibit A [/s]Children's aquarium'D!

Ah, Mafia. I've always liked that game.

I suspect either Enail or TCOC. Why? Beacuase not only do they have H*R related names, but I've noticed in most Mafia games, the Mafia keeps quiet. Neither of them have posted very much. Douglas is safe from suspicion because he's probably too busy with Cartoon'd and whatnot to post.

If we keep pointing fingers at random people, we won't get anywhere.

Hmm.

It looks like you're trying a little too hard to single me out there, guy. And for the record, I forgot to mention HG.

And yes, I did say I like Mafia. I didn't say I was good at it.

If we keep pointing fingers at random people, we won't get anywhere.

Good idea cap'n! The only people who have voted so far are as follows:
ikwaylx
Somm-1
Susan
Capt. Ido Nos
Snailmail
Chichindrich
Ju Ju Master
Douglas
Homerun Starrer

I'ma PM the rest

Do what you like. We're already lost....

Jerky.

Author:	Duecex2 [ Mon Mar 27, 2006 7:21 pm ]
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Hmmm...yeah...SEAN'd! did get pretty defensive when accused...and he was one of the few to join the sbeenails bandwagon... VOTE CHANGED to SEAN'd!!! EDIT: TOTPD

Author:	Homerun Starrer [ Mon Mar 27, 2006 7:29 pm ]
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1: I don't think you can change your vote like that 2: You should PM it to Toppy. That's all. CONTINUE TELLING WHAT U THINK!

Author:	Chichindrich [ Fri Mar 31, 2006 10:51 pm ]
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topofsm wrote: you have until I get back to vote, because I'm going to the grand canyon for a day or two. A day or two, eh topofsm? More like, a week or two. Has everybody voted?

Author:	topofsm [ Sat Apr 01, 2006 4:40 pm ]
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Sorry guys that it took so long. I was in there and it was amazing, and sorry about the long wait again. Anyway, enough about my trip, let's get to business. After the crowd decided on sb_enail.com to be executed, they took him to the local lake. "You see," said mayor topofsm, "If you are a mafia, you will be able to swim, if you can't swim, you are innocent." They tied him up and tied a ship's anchor to him along with a bunch of cinder blocks. And then they chucked him as far as he could go. He drowned. So yes. Sb_enail.com must be innocent. You can't keep on doing this guys, you need to get the mafia. I will now take votes from the mafias and detectives.

Author:	Chichindrich [ Sat Apr 01, 2006 6:48 pm ]
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topofsm wrote: Sorry guys that it took so long. I was in there and it was amazing, and sorry about the long wait again. Anyway, enough about my trip, let's get to business. After the crowd decided on sb_enail.com to be executed, they took him to the local lake. "You see," said mayor topofsm, "If you are a mafia, you will be able to swim, if you can't swim, you are innocent." They tied him up and tied a ship's anchor to him along with a bunch of cinder blocks. And then they chucked him as far as he could go. He drowned. So yes. Sb_enail.com must be innocent. You can't keep on doing this guys, you need to get the mafia. I will now take votes from the mafias and detectives. Grah...stupid mafia...

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Author:	sb_enail.com [ Sun Apr 02, 2006 6:30 pm ]
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I'm not going to say "I told you so." Oh wait, I already did!

Author:	Homerun Starrer [ Mon Apr 03, 2006 8:30 pm ]
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Erk. At least we didn't kill the sheriff.

Author:	Chichindrich [ Mon Apr 03, 2006 9:28 pm ]
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sb_enail.com wrote: I'm not going to say "I told you so." Oh wait, I already did! Well, you shouldn't have acted so suspicious Mr. "I'm not going to post at all!"

Author:	topofsm [ Tue Apr 04, 2006 1:03 am ]
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Gah, hath no mafias nor detectives decidedeth to PM me? I have no PMs from either the mafias or the detectives. I would give names, but I can't.

Author:	sb_enail.com [ Tue Apr 04, 2006 6:23 pm ]
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Chichindrich wrote: Well, you shouldn't have acted so suspicious Mr. "I'm not going to post at all!" Well, I think it's pretty obvious that none of the people who post their votes on the forum itself are Mafia or Detectives. Or they could be. Maybe they're trying to fool us. I chose to PM my votes rather than post. And I was busy with schoolwork.

Author:	Jonn-E [ Tue Apr 04, 2006 9:00 pm ]
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I posted Mafia post when you pm toppy

Author:	topofsm [ Wed Apr 05, 2006 1:00 am ]
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I don't think people have grasped the concept that mafia and detectives vote too. They do.

Author:	topofsm [ Fri Apr 07, 2006 4:51 am ]
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Okay, I'm ignoring that a certain detective hasn't PM'd me yet. Here we go again. Exhibit A was walking in the park one day, maybe sipping on an iced tea or something like that, when he saw SEAN'D! quietly feeding the pigeon. He sat down on the bench and started talking until Somm-1 popped a squat next to them. They talked, until Exhibit A suddenly felt something inside of him, a rush of adrenaline! He immediately got up, and started running through the city. He felt so alive! He had so much energy! That was, until his conciousness mysteriously shorted and he fell over and collapsed and crashed on the sidewalk. His body was found floating in the local "Pet the dolphins" exhibit at the local children's aquarium the next morning. Well, the mafia have struck again. What're you gonna do about it?

Author:	Chichindrich [ Fri Apr 07, 2006 12:23 pm ]
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topofsm wrote: 2. [s]Exhibit A [/s]Children's aquarium'D! To me, that sounds more like Spiked iced tea'D! We should thank the mafia. They just killed off a guy w/a homestar name reference. Now there's only four homestar people left. We have a 50/50 chance of gettng a mafia in that category!or we could get SEAN'D

Author:	Douglas [ Sun Apr 09, 2006 1:35 am ]
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I'm betting it's T-Coke. I'm really, really sure about this one, guys. Like, almost 100%.

Author:	topofsm [ Mon Apr 10, 2006 3:03 am ]
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And... about.... NOW! I'll say that 3 days is enough. In the town hall. The Cup of Coffee has been voted off the town. But Susan piped up and said, "Where is he?" The truth was, he wasn't there. So they decided to find him. They also voted Hi Guys to kill him. Hi Guys agreed, and they stuck a gun on him. He went through town, ready to strike. In The Cup of Coffee's house, one lone light was on. He busted down the door and wasted the gun through the room. The problem was, he wasted it on a flight of stairs and the hallway to his house. He wasn't there. Hi Guys angrily threw down the gun. He walked up the creaky stairs cautiously into the bathroom. Nothing. His closet. Empty. His room. He and his girlfriend were kissing. Just as he took his shirt off, he saw The Cup of Coffee. "Don't interrupt!" He said. Hi Guys said, " You have been voted off." The Cup of Coffee jumped on him angrily, and tackled Hi Guys. Hi Guys immediately whacked him out of the room with his gun. The Cup of Coffee took his gun and punched him down the hall. Hi Guys ran to the stairs, but The Cup of Coffee tackled him. Hi Guys threw him off, down the stairs. The stairs buckled under his weight, and he landed inside a dark, secret, dungeon of sorts. When Hi Guys got down there, he saw him lying on a pointed waffle, dead. Upon further inspection, it appeared that he was completely innocent. Start killing a mafia please! Oh, and by the way, you lose.

Author:	Chichindrich [ Mon Apr 10, 2006 12:57 pm ]
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Well, isn't this an interesting turn of events, eh, Homerun? Or should I say, Mafia?

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Author:	Homerun Starrer [ Fri Apr 07, 2006 4:54 pm ]
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I'ma bet The Cup of Coffee is a Mafia, he fits the whole H*R name thing and he hasn't really posted. So yeah, I'm voting TCOC.

Author:	ikwaylx [ Fri Apr 07, 2006 5:06 pm ]
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me too. He's been pretty suspicious lately!

Author:	Chichindrich [ Fri Apr 07, 2006 10:25 pm ]
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I've been thinking something this entire game, and it's seeming more and more likely to me. What if Homerun Starrer is the mafia and he's been manipulating us! Think about it! Homerun Starrer wrote: Ah, Mafia. I've always liked that game. Here he's saying that he's at least played the game before, so he might know how to play well. The past experiance could also let him know how to think like a townsperson (meaning vote like he wasn't the mafia). Also, he's been the first to give an accusation/suspition every time so far! Mafia guy wrote: I suspect either Enail or TCOC. Why? Beacuase not only do they have H*R related names, but I've noticed in most Mafia games, the Mafia keeps quiet. Neither of them have posted very much. Douglas is safe from suspicion because he's probably too busy with Cartoon'd and whatnot to post. Another interesting thing. Hi Guys hasn't posted at all either. Yet HS feels the need to exclude him from his search. Also in this post, we see more evidence of a lot of Mafia experiance. One last thing. At his point, we have a 50/50 chance of eliminating a Homestar mafia. Any evidence at all only increases the odds for a correct choice. So, instead of mindless conformity, which could cost us another wrong guess, let's think a little first. TELL WHAT U THINK!

Author:	Homerun Starrer [ Sat Apr 08, 2006 12:33 am ]
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Hmm. It looks like you're trying a little too hard to single me out there, guy. And for the record, I forgot to mention HG. And yes, I did say I like Mafia. I didn't say I was good at it. If we keep pointing fingers at random people, we won't get anywhere.

Author:	DukeNuke [ Sat Apr 08, 2006 7:41 pm ]
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Homerun Starrer wrote: If we keep pointing fingers at random people, we won't get anywhere. We might! That's been my tactic so far, anyway...

Author:	Chichindrich [ Sun Apr 09, 2006 12:58 am ]
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Homerun Starrer wrote: Hmm. It looks like you're trying a little too hard to single me out there, guy. And for the record, I forgot to mention HG. And yes, I did say I like Mafia. I didn't say I was good at it. If we keep pointing fingers at random people, we won't get anywhere. Rebuttle Hmm. You have three distinct points in this. I will address all of them. #1: I'm trying to single you out: I'm not going to argue that, it's perfectly true. The only reason I am is because I strongly suspect you're the mafia. "Too much"? Maybe. I just needed to see what evidence there was supporting my suspicions. I thought you could be the Mafia two rounds ago, so now I looked through this thread, and if I hadn't found any evidence at all, I wouldn't have said a word. But I did, and now here we are. #2:You didn't say you were good at mafia: You didn't say that outright. You said that you had past experiance in Mafia. This could mean that you are an average player, but it could mean that you are a bit above average. Practice makes perfect. Right now, it seems you have a good grasp on what is suspicious and what is not. Thus, you could know how to be unsuspicious . I don't know how much you've played before, but it seems like you know a bit about how this works. #3:We shouldn't randomly point fingers: Exactly! That is why I looked to see if you could be the mafia in the first place! I didn't just do this willy-nilly. And three more points of my own: #4:You haven't said anything about why you accuse people so quickly. Before you claim that I'm singling you out, try to explain why you keep doing it. #5: We don't know if you honestly forgot Hi Guys. You could easily be lying on this one. #6:Think about it this way. If we vote off HS, and he is the mafia, then we know that HG is also mafia. If he isn't, then TCOC and Douglas are most likely Mafia. We either take two turns to get a mafia, or one. It's up to you.

Author:	Homerun Starrer [ Sun Apr 09, 2006 1:10 am ]
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Hmm. While you make a good point, you seem pretty eager to blame people, too. I think if we fight amongnst eachother, we won't get anywhere. Now, I sort of think you may be a Mafia, but I have my doubts. We shall see. For now, we should stick to people we have more hard evidence on.

Author:	The Chessman [ Sun Apr 09, 2006 1:38 am ]
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For what it's worth (even though I'm dead), I would vote for Homerun also, not only for the points that have been already made, but for the fact that it seems that Homerun seems to be often voting before anyone else. My evidence isn't airtight, but if you look at one of the rounds where topofsm says who has voted, he says topofsm wrote: Good idea cap'n! The only people who have voted so far are as follows: ikwaylx Somm-1 Susan Capt. Ido Nos Snailmail Chichindrich Ju Ju Master Douglas Homerun Starrer I'ma PM the rest This may make it appear that Homerun Starrer has voted last, but if we assume that topofsm simply read down his message list and added names, then he would have written the earliest message last, aka Homerun's. And who would pm first, before any formal discussion has taken place? A mafia member. Edit: Also, Douglas, I'm not that surprised that you're agreeing with Homerun. According to my theory, you would have voted right after him. Perhaps because you're the second mafia? Double Edit: Oh, and just for the ultimate told-ya'-so combo, I'll guess ikwaylx is the third mafia.

Author:	topofsm [ Sun Apr 09, 2006 1:48 am ]
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a buncha people wrote wrote: TCOC! I am neither confirming nor denying the fact that TCOC is mafia. But, you need to keep in mind that you need to think of the detectives, and how you are endangering them. Remember the first round, both your doctors were killed in the same turn. Now, what if TCOC is mafia and made you think not? What if I want you to vote for someone else? What if I am just messing with you? Oh, and the mafia votes too, so appearing on the thread has nothing to do with it, unless you're Douglas.

Author:	Chichindrich [ Sun Apr 09, 2006 5:11 pm ]
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You know what I think is going to happen again? We are probably going to vote off the first accused guy (this time it's TCOC) like every other round. And look how far that's got us. HS, this is the first time I've seriously accused someone, while you have been doing it every round. I'm still waiting for some sort of explanation for that. And also, the only hard evidence we have on TCOC is that he doesn't post much. And you know that theory works. May I also note that we have exactly 7 rounds to kill a mafia or else we as townspeople lose. We need to get our head in the game. I'm alright with doing in TCOC, but if he isn't mafia, then you make a big jump up on the suspicious list. If I'm wrong, then I will probably make that jump. Just remember, the clock is ticking.

Author:	Homerun Starrer [ Mon Apr 10, 2006 2:54 pm ]
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Do what you like. We're already lost.... Jerky.

Author:	Douglas [ Mon Apr 10, 2006 4:03 pm ]
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Dang. I was sure he was mafia... Oh well.

Author:	Chichindrich [ Mon Apr 10, 2006 4:10 pm ]
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Homerun Starrer wrote: Do what you like. We're already lost.... Jerky. I don't even like jerky... Yeah, sorry for being a bit harsh back there. I kind of got carried away. Um, what do you mean by "We're already lost?"