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Author:  Chichindrich [ Sat Apr 15, 2006 9:24 pm ]
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Susan wrote:
But you could be lieing (sp?). Anyone could be lieing. My point is that there is no concret evidence in either direction.


Sigh.

What part of "Look at page 4" are you not gettting here? I have concrete evidence that I am not mafia. But it doesn't really matter. I've been developing an ability for everyone to ignore whatever I say anyhoo.

In summarized form, Somm-1 wrote:
We should go after the Homestar mafia!


I think we shouldn't. We all know that Hi Guys is probably mafia, so we should probably use our guesses on the non-homestar people. That way, if Hi Guys isn't mafia we won't have wasted a guess, and if we get the other mafia, but have no more free guesses left, we can still make an educated last guess.


EDIT: IHOPEWEWIN TOTPD!!!!!!!!! :eekdance: :eekdance: :eekdance:
Author:  Homerun Starrer [ Sat Apr 15, 2006 9:42 pm ]
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Gaah! You don't understand! You could say one thing in this thread, and actually vote someone else!
Author:  Somm-1 [ Sat Apr 15, 2006 10:27 pm ]
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I feel very sure of myself when I say that we should vote for Hi Guys.
Trust me on this.
Author:  Susan [ Sat Apr 15, 2006 11:47 pm ]
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Homerun Starrer wrote:
Gaah! You don't understand! You could say one thing in this thread, and actually vote someone else!


Thats what I was getting at. Or he has sacrificed his member to let him last longer. I don't know. No one has really slipped up yet.
Author:  Homerun Starrer [ Sat Apr 15, 2006 11:49 pm ]
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Perhaps we should focus our votes on one person from this list, until find a Mafia:

Susan
Ikywax
John-E
NT
DukeNuke


Just a suggestion.
Author:  Chichindrich [ Sun Apr 16, 2006 2:47 am ]
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Gah! Memory flashback!

Didn't dukenuke accidently say something about not getting a pm at the start of the game? I know it's not there now, but I'm pretty sure he said something like that.

Oh, and good point about me possibly lying. Hadn't thought of that.
Author:  topofsm [ Sun Apr 16, 2006 3:15 am ]
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Sorry guys, you aren't going to like this one.

So DukeNuke was walking down the street one day, when he walked into Hi Guys' Comic book store, looking for a cheap thrill. That was when Hi Guys said, "Hey DukeNuke, have you been invited to Chichindrich's party? I can invite you as a guest."
DukeNuke said, "No, I would love to go!" And so he did. At the party, there was everyone playing spin the bottle. Although there weren't that many girls, so they just went into the closet and stood there in the dark for seven minutes if they got called. Eventually, Susan pulled out the hard booze, and everybody drank up. Soon, things were going crazy. Everyone was insane, so you can imagine things were very crazy. Suddenly, everyone woke up the next morning, finding Somm-1, laying out of the closet, made into a scooter, just like Bender from Futurama. Since everyone was drunk as a worm, nobody could give any details, that is, everybody but one, and that other person was lying, because they were the mafia and killed Sommy.

And, by the way, Somm-1 was the detective. So you lost a valuable detective and friend.

Curse you mafia scum!
Author:  Somm-1 [ Sun Apr 16, 2006 5:04 am ]
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<Spooky Sound>
I have returned.
Image
I was online during the time that I was attacked. Luckily, I was able to upload my Cache memory to Bob and Jeffery's Alien Ware Desktop. You may find that killing a well made android is a very hard thing to do.

Destroying me for knowing too much is one thing, but turning me into a scooter is just embarassing. I can understand a poor excuse for a robot such as Bender deserving such a fate, but he's little more than a walking pile of scrap metal. And why leave my remains at a party that I didn't even want to go to?

Well, now I can have revenge. I know who the remaining Mafia are. They are...
FIRE WALL'D!!!
OW! My software. Do I look like a Virus to you?
EDGAR WARE'D
OW! STOP IT! THEY MUST KNOW!!!
NORTON'D
OW! Ok, you win... The mafia are...
MCAFEE'D
NO! HAVE MERCY!!!! AAAARRRRRGGGGLLLBLBLLBLBL!!!!!! </Spooky Sound>
Author:  DukeNuke [ Sun Apr 16, 2006 7:47 am ]
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Somm-1 wrote:
I feel very sure of myself when I say that we should vote for Hi Guys.
Trust me on this.

The detective has spoken.
Author:  Douglas [ Sun Apr 16, 2006 12:03 pm ]
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Dang it! One of our detectives is gone! We have to hurry...

Why don't we start at the top of that list, then, and vote for Susan.
Author:  Chichindrich [ Sun Apr 16, 2006 2:26 pm ]
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GRUMBLECAKES! That's not happy!

Remaining detective, for the love of Pete, don't reveal your identity! Now we have a decision. Do we kill off Hi Guys, since we know he is mafia, or do we stick to the non-homestars.
Author:  ikwaylx [ Sun Apr 16, 2006 2:34 pm ]
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BINGO, It is definately Hi guys.
It has to be.
Author:  Susan [ Sun Apr 16, 2006 4:01 pm ]
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Guess Hi Guys is the one.
Author:  Douglas [ Sun Apr 16, 2006 6:05 pm ]
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So are we voting for Hi Guys, then?
Author:  DukeNuke [ Sun Apr 16, 2006 7:23 pm ]
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I guess so.
Author:  Homerun Starrer [ Sun Apr 16, 2006 8:22 pm ]
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Hi Guys is a dead man.

I think we might win soon. If HG is a Mafia, that means the only other Mafia left is an H*R related one. And since there are only a few H*R related people left, it should be easy.

I hope.
Author:  Chichindrich [ Sun Apr 16, 2006 8:38 pm ]
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Hate to burst your bubble, but I think Hi Guys is a homestar name.
Author:  Homerun Starrer [ Sun Apr 16, 2006 9:02 pm ]
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Gah, you're probably right. Oh well. Any Mafia at all is better than none, y'know?
Author:  SEAN'D! [ Mon Apr 17, 2006 7:59 am ]
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I'm dead!
Hooray!
Better get out my jangaly chains and scare up some rich guys!
Author:  Somm-1 [ Mon Apr 17, 2006 9:38 am ]
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SEAN'D! wrote:
I'm dead!
Hooray!
Better get out my jangaly chains and scare up some rich guys!

Can I be the ghost of Christmas Present?
Author:  Clan rHrN [ Mon Apr 17, 2006 3:13 pm ]
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Can I be the ghost of Christmas Future?

Look out, Kurt Zisa! Prepare to meet your maker!
Author:  Chichindrich [ Mon Apr 17, 2006 10:42 pm ]
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Well, I guess these posts answered my questions.

*grabs torch and pitchfork*

Down with Hi Guys!
Author:  topofsm [ Thu Apr 20, 2006 12:39 am ]
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Okay, I know I'm late, but here it is.

So topofsm the mayor was at his computer made from Somm-1's scraps, when he was getting a bunch of emails. He read them all, but he didn't really want to execute Hi Guys, until he read one that said, "Dear topofsm, how do you type with boxing gloves on? I mean, killing Hi Guys would be a perfect solution to that, much better than making fake fingers." It was then that topofsm decided to kill him. But he did know Hi Guys, so he called him up. topofsm said, "Hi Guys, they want me to kill you. I'll give you a ten minute head start." Immediately topofsm heard a bunch of bumping sounds in the apartment below him. He heard his feet running down the hall. topofsm looked out the window, and saw Hi Guys running out of the building. He looked at his watch and counted the minutes.
As Hi Guys was running on the road about a mile away, he was sure that topofsm couldn't keep up. I mean, topofsm was just a fat lard, he couldn't run. Of course, that was the last thing he thought when topofsm ran his shiny red Ferarri over him, killing him instantly.
When topofsm brought the corpse of Hi Guys to the city council meeting, they found him with a tattoo that said, "I'm a freakin mafia, vote me out of the city already," and when they pulled out his gun, they found out that he was a mafia.

Good job! One more to go! Good luck.

The mafia and detective will now vote.
Author:  Homerun Starrer [ Thu Apr 20, 2006 1:32 am ]
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Yays!

So, only one Mafia left. And it's not an H*R related name....

How about John-E? He hasn't really said anything, ever. Just a suggestion.
Author:  DukeNuke [ Thu Apr 20, 2006 9:40 am ]
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Ok, filtering out the H*R related people, here's a list of what I think. Green is good and red is bad etc.


DukeNuke - That's me!

No Toppings - Voted for sb_enail like everybody else, but that's the only thing he's posted.

Susan - Has posted a bit and also suggested that SEAN'D could be a mafia, wich he was.

ikwaylx - He has posted a bit, but not very much, so I don't know.

Chichindrich - Has posted a lot. I don't think he would have helped that much if he was a mafia.

Duecex2 - Voted for SEAN'D, who was a mafia.

John-E - Hasn't said anything.


I'm not sure if Duecex2 is H*R related or not, but I don't think he's mafia anyway.

So imo atm, we should get John-E. If he's not mafia we'll get No Toppings and ikwaylx.

Tell what U think!
Author:  Jonn-E [ Thu Apr 20, 2006 10:22 am ]
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I havn't said anything because I'm too busy, wonder why I only am on sometimes?
And this is borin' anyway.
I didnt post my votes or suggestion to stay alive, which I am aren't I?
Author:  Homerun Starrer [ Thu Apr 20, 2006 2:45 pm ]
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Ah, but Mister Nuke, you haven't posted any evidence defending yourself. And frankly, I don't think there is any.

But still, John-E seems more suspect to me. We should probably go after him first.
Author:  ikwaylx [ Thu Apr 20, 2006 2:50 pm ]
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I think it's Nit, something about him....
Author:  Douglas [ Thu Apr 20, 2006 3:03 pm ]
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Okay guys, it doesn't matter anymore, we're going to win anyway, even if I'm killed... I'm a detective and I know Susan is the last mafia. So, when you guys vote for the lynching, vote for him.
Author:  ikwaylx [ Thu Apr 20, 2006 3:29 pm ]
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Douglas wrote:
Okay guys, it doesn't matter anymore, we're going to win anyway, even if I'm killed... I'm a detective and I know Susan is the last mafia. So, when you guys vote for the lynching, vote for him.
*cough*Thank you*cough*
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