ur mom jokes

detective everybody · **Posted:** Tue Mar 14, 2006 11:17 pm

I know this is probobly going to be a complete disaster, but do you know any good 'ur mom' situations. I'm talking about like...
[someperson](punches you somewhere)
[you]"Ow that's gonna leave a mark. Just like your mom did!"
Or like:
[someperson]"Your stupid"
[you]"Your mom's stupid"
But some good ones, not like the last one.

topofsm · **Posted:** Tue Mar 14, 2006 11:41 pm

Well, whenever something comes up, you could say like "That's what she said"

Jimmy: I have two
Johnny: that's what she said!

I don't really get what you're saying. I have good your momma jokes though.

Your momma is so fat, every time she turns around, it's your birthday!
Your momma is so stupid, she has to jump over a glass wall to know what's on the other side!
Your momma is so ugly, she threw a boomerang and it never came back!

Duecex2 · **Posted:** Tue Mar 14, 2006 11:58 pm

detective everybody was the king of "ur mom" jokes in 6th grade. Bad times.

Oh and topofsm, he means responding to a clever point and/or jab in a sentence containing the phrase "your mother". Proper!

detective everybody · **Posted:** Wed Mar 15, 2006 12:31 am

Oh, shutup! I don't get the "that's what she said" thing. Yeah, I'm stupid, har har har...
Seriously, try to avoid those avoid "your mom is so fat" type of jokes. Those just get old.
Edit: I take that back. Yes, you can use "your mom is so fat" type jokes, as long as they are ones not heard often.

Dark Grapefruit · **Posted:** Wed Mar 15, 2006 2:53 am

If this is just going to be posting "your mom" jokes, I think it should be in Games.

Snailmail · **Posted:** Wed Mar 15, 2006 3:15 am

JimboDimbo: Did you hear about the civil war in Iraq?

Yomammajoke: Yeah, I heard Yo Mamma's face was so ugly, they started fight'n.

Goofus: Eeeew! You just passed the gas from your...

Galant: Yo Mamma passed so much gas, she lit a match, then the universe set fire!

Starsky: It's possible he had a heart attack.

Hutch: Cuz' Yo Mamma's face was to dang ugly!

I guess Galant didn't want to be any good any more.

nebulons stylez · **Joined:** Sun Feb 12, 2006 10:11 am **Posts:** 20

yo mamas so fat she fills up the bathtub.... and then turns on the water.

yo mamas so stupid she couldn't integrate a nested trig function, even if you let her use a computer!

The Cup of Coffee · **Posted:** Wed Mar 15, 2006 9:16 am

Yo mamma's so dumb, she returned a jigsaw puzzle because she thought the pieces were broken!

Jaro-Advanced · **Joined:** Sun Feb 12, 2006 6:55 am **Posts:** 45

Yo mums so fat, that when you drive around her. You have to stop for gas

DukeNuke · **Joined:** Mon Apr 18, 2005 5:11 pm **Posts:** 2713

Ok, this ain't a your mom joke, but it's a real-life joke, tough.

In my old school this guy comes in and says "Eww! What's that smell?"
and one of my classmates says "Well, it started when you came."

That guy didn't have much of a comeback for that one. B-)

detective everybody · **Posted:** Wed Mar 15, 2006 10:08 pm

I'm probobly not gonna post here any more, because Dark Grapefruit moved it to games (post count not counted)
the following pic. is an act of sarcasm:

Teh Ch8t · **Posted:** Wed Mar 15, 2006 11:18 pm

detective everybody wrote:

I'm probobly not gonna post here any more, because Dark Grapefruit moved it to games (post count not counted)
the following pic. is an act of sarcasm:

Dude. The forums isn't really about post count, it's about getting to know eachother? The post count is just... there... it's not about how many posts you have, it's how nice/helpful you are. >.<

Oh, I got one

Your mom's house is so small, she had to go outside to eat an extra large pizza.

and

Your mom is so poor, when I saw her kicking a can, and I asked what she's doing, she said moving.

detective everybody · **Posted:** Thu Mar 16, 2006 3:11 am

O.K., this is the last time I'm posting here. I don't know, I just like the post count going up. Please do not make any comments asking for my reply, or a post that is directed right at me so that I am practically forced to answer.

DukeNuke · **Joined:** Mon Apr 18, 2005 5:11 pm **Posts:** 2713

Heh, personatly, I don't give a dang about the post count. Search for my posts in the Forum Games and compare them to my post count, and you'll see what I mean. B-)

DumDeDum · **Posted:** Thu Mar 16, 2006 3:24 pm

detective everybody wrote:

O.K., this is the last time I'm posting here. I don't know, I just like the post count going up. Please do not make any comments asking for my reply, or a post that is directed right at me so that I am practically forced to answer.

Posting here doesn't effect your post count, so would it hurt to answer? No.

Kevin DuBrow · **Posted:** Fri Mar 17, 2006 2:44 am

Yo mama is so fat, when she jumped in the air, she got stuck.
Yo mama is so poor, I walked in her front door and fell out the back door.

minib198 · **Posted:** Fri Mar 17, 2006 2:54 am

Yo momma is so fat, she doesn't have to walk! She just bounces!

yo momma is so fat, she's as round as Pom-Pom (sorry, had too)

DukeNuke · **Joined:** Mon Apr 18, 2005 5:11 pm **Posts:** 2713

Yo momma is so slow, she yelled "I'll get it!" today because the phone rang last week.

Funkstar · **Posted:** Fri Mar 17, 2006 5:55 pm

Yo mamma so fat, she sat on a game cube and turned it into a DS.

Yo momma so fat, she stood on scales and i said 'To Be Continued'

Yo mamma so fat, she can easily remember her cell phone number: It's the same as her weight.

Yo mamma so fat, she got her own area code.

ikwaylx · **Posted:** Fri Mar 17, 2006 10:58 pm

Yo momma is so fat. She'd need a guy with a strength of 1000 armies to get off the sofa.
Yo momma is so fat. Scientists asked if she could not act like Jello.
NOT JELLO-B THOUGH!
Yo momma is so fat, your cousin sunk into the folds of your fat and died from the smell.
Yo momma is so fat, a spaceship that went at the speed of light crashed down into earth when it was 1,00,000 miles from earth.

Snailmail · **Posted:** Sat Mar 18, 2006 1:33 am

Funkstar wrote:

Yo momma so fat, she stood on scales and i said 'To Be Continued'

Aw, come on, make up some, don't just search the internet.

Yo mama so fat, she thought a school bus was a twinkie.

Yo mama so fat, it would take 10,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 years for the sun to orbit her!

Yo mama so fat, she sat down, and earth quakes were happening all the way in China!

topofsm · **Posted:** Sat Mar 18, 2006 2:34 am

Your mom is so fat, that Chuck Norris couldn't punch through her!

Duecex2 · **Posted:** Sat Mar 18, 2006 2:50 am

Yo momma so slow, it took her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes!

OHhhhh!!! Extra crispy burn!

DukeNuke · **Joined:** Mon Apr 18, 2005 5:11 pm **Posts:** 2713

Yo momma is so old, that when her doctor came looking for her, he asked her if her grandchild was home.

Mr.KISS · **Posted:** Sat Mar 18, 2006 9:45 am

Your momma's so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gumball to come out.

That one used to be pretty popular at school.

Funkstar · **Posted:** Sat Mar 18, 2006 4:30 pm

Snailmail wrote:

Funkstar wrote:

Yo momma so fat, she stood on scales and i said 'To Be Continued'

Aw, come on, make up some, don't just search the internet.

I go it from school

IantheGecko · **Posted:** Sun Jun 18, 2006 10:34 pm

Yo mamma's so creepy, Steve Buscemi has nightmares about her.

AwPi · **Posted:** Sun Jun 18, 2006 10:54 pm

You're mom's so stupid she failed a blood test.
That's about all I got.

HHFOV · **Posted:** Sun Jun 18, 2006 11:56 pm

Yo mama so stupid, she though Tupac Shakur was a Jewish holiday.
Yo mama so old, when God said "Let there be light" yo mama flipped the switch on.

KatamariHomestarDamacy · **Posted:** Mon Jun 19, 2006 11:38 pm

Yo Momma's so stupid that she doesn't know how to play Donkey Kong!
Yo Momma's so stupid that she thinks Strong Bad is a Pokemon!

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