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| Author: | PurpleKoopa [ Mon Jun 19, 2006 11:58 pm ] |
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Yo Momma's so dumb, she AUDITIONED for the part of Donkey Kong! Yo Momma's so fat, she got the part! |
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| Author: | Chekt [ Thu Jun 22, 2006 12:25 am ] |
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Yo momma jokes by Hank Hill: your mother's hair is so short that she doesnt look look like a woman, but rather a man. your mother is so ugly, it affects her self-esteem. |
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| Author: | DeathlyPallor [ Thu Jun 22, 2006 2:59 am ] |
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Ok, these are the cleaner ones I know... Your mama's so dumb she tripped over a cordless phone. Your mama's so fat that whenever she wears red, all the kids scream "Hey Kool-Aid!" |
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| Author: | Robbing Dog [ Thu Jun 22, 2006 3:06 am ] |
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Your momma's so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale! Your momma's so skinny, she ate a peanut M&M and looked 6 months pregnant! And here comes the zinger... Your momma's so stupid, she actually loves you! Puh-owned! |
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| Author: | 20X6_chairscoot [ Fri Jun 23, 2006 6:49 am ] |
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Your momma's so stupid that she took a long walk off a short pier Okay that sucks |
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| Author: | mathgrant [ Sat Jun 24, 2006 3:57 am ] |
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"Yo momma's so poor, that whenever you ring the doorbell, she sticks her head out the window and yells, DING DONG!" "Oh, yeah? Well, yo momma's so stupid, that. . . if she had a nickel for every brain cell she has. . . then she'd be so poor, that when you ring the doorbell, she sticks her head out the window and yells DING DONG!" "Oh, yeah? Well, yo momma's so ugly, that if she had as much common sense as she does fashion sense, then she'd be so dumb, that if she had a nickel for every brain cell she has, then she'd be so poor that when you ring the doorbell she yells DING DONG!" "Well. . . yo momma's so fat, that if you were to render that joke in a billion point font, and print it on a shirt, the shirt still wouldn't fit her!" |
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| Author: | Shopiom [ Sat Jun 24, 2006 4:17 am ] |
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Yo momma's so fat that she had to go to Seaworld to get baptized! |
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| Author: | mathgrant [ Sat Jun 24, 2006 4:40 am ] |
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Yo momma's so fat, her shirt size has too many X's to fit on the tag! |
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| Author: | BucketHand [ Sat Aug 12, 2006 2:44 am ] |
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Yo momma's so fat, her size tags have more exes than Liz Taylor. Yo momma's so dumb, she thinks a "forum" is two-um times two-um. Yo momma's so fat, the thin person waiting to get out of her got sick of waiting and left years ago. Yo momma's so old, when Hannibal invaded Rome, she tried to sell him postcards. |
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| Author: | TrogdorTSL [ Sat Aug 12, 2006 1:03 pm ] |
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