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Not The End.

Clan is not a spammer. He goes to the Center to meet his own kind.

He enters the lost city of Forumopolis.

What does he do when he enters the gates?

1. Crash 'em down. (Evil)
2. Politely ask the guards if you may enter (Good)
3. Enter (Neutral)


TOTP'd!

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Do what Ol' Raddy would do. Jump in a pickup truck and CRASH THEM GATES DOWN, KID!

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If you can't fix it with a hammer, you have an electrical problem.

Strong Rad forgot the question, so I'll give an answer to an assumed question.

B. Run over the Spanish guys. (Evil with diplomatic consequences)

The Spanish Inquistion works through an embassy to find out what happened. Do you...

A. Confess and hope for leaniency? (Good)
B. Stay silent and hope your lawyer can handle everything? (Neutral)
C. Blame it on Jello B. and hope they buy it? (Evil)

Blame it on Jello B and hope they buy it.

Which they don't. Clan is now surrounded by like a jillion guys wearing red robes and hats. What does he do?

1. Spray them with his Uzi. (evil)
2. Challenge them to a CHALLEEEEEENGE! (good)
3. Grovel for mercy while kissing their leader's feet. (Pathetic).

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Spray them with an Uzi.

Unfortunately, you miss. They shoot you in the shoulder, and as you lapse into unconsciousness. Before you pass out, though, you-

1. Activate your Pants of Death, which kills everyone around you. (evil)
2. Apologize for trying to shoot them. (good)
3. Say "Zeeky-Boogy-Doog!" (stupid)

Activate those pants foo.


You kill everyone, but are sent flying and soon you'll be in space, head exploding.
You:
Take your pants off to your certain death..And embarassment :neutral
pray for gods forgiveness:good
put on a special space suit and suck the worlds air supply out. EVIL

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"Zeeky-Boogy-Doog!"

The Inquisition...uh...guys...think you're trying to cast a spell on them. They flee in terror. You have defeated them with stupidity. Go figure.

Anyway, now you have a choice. Do you:

1. Get rid of Clarence and steal all his good ideas. (Beatles).
2. Pour hot soup in Homestar's eyes. (Scalding Lake).
3. Use your powers to defeat the Knights of Ni. (Pants).

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Pour hot soup in Homestar's eyes.

Then the alarm clock rings. It was all a dream. Stu wakes you up.

What do you do?
1. Wake up (Good)
2. Break your bed (Evil)
3. Remain asleep (Neutral)

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You wake up.

You open your eyes, and find out that it wasn't a dream at all- you're right back where you were.

Do you:
1. Grab yourself sandwich and eat it. (Good)
2. Grab the nearest person and bite him. (Evil)
3. Grab a tree and chew on it. (What?)

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Grab myself a sandwich and eat it.

You find yourself an alternate dimension.

What do you do?

1. Try to get out (Good)
2. Find a route to darkness (Evil)
3, Follow Code J, the master hacker. (Neutral)

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Follow Code J. He haxxors teh internets & pwns.

You find yourself on Doug's Computer. You:

1. Email yourself to all the forum members (Good).
2. Try to take over the world (Evil).
3. Run around in circles screaming like Macaulay Culkin running from Michael Jackson (pathetic).

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Email myself to every forum member.

Fortunately, you are now on Joey Day's webpage. A Chaos Emerald lies in your path.

What do you do?
1. Spam the webpage. (Evil)
2. Try to find a safer webpage. (Good)
3. Grab the Chaos Emerald. (Neutral)

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[singing Vikings] Spam! Spam! Spam! Spam! Wonderful Spam! Marvelous Spam! [/singing Vikings]

JoeyDay gets really annoyed with you and threatens to ban you for life. What do you do:

1. Disguise yourself as InterruptorJones (Evil).
2. Send a formal letter of apology to all the forum members (Good).
3. Disguise yourself as Ramrod, complete with blue dress (Jibbly Jibbly).

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You disguise yourself as Ramrod. Joey gets majorly creeped out, and sends you right to the Recycling Bin. He empties it, but you manage to escape just in time. You now have to hide from him.

Do you:
1. Jump into an outgoing email. (Good)
2. Kick Joey's files around. (Evil)
3. Jump into a folder called "OMG BEES" (Strange)

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You jump into an outgoing email. It was going to topofsm. He questions to open you. What do you do?

1. Ask to be opened up (neutral)
2. Smile and politely ask to be opened up and even do a little tap dance (good)
3. Stab the pic of his monkeroo and threaten him if he dosen't open you up(just sad)

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No, I lied. I'm never going to have a good sig. So just forget about it.

You smile, ask to be opened and dance, suddenely you realise that his computer has 1563 viruses do you?

1. Try to destroy the viruses (good)
2. Jump out of the computer and run (neutral)
3. Join sides with the viruses (cool...I mean evil)

Try to annihilate the viruses.

Suddenly, that same Chaos Emerald from before stands right ahead of you after you annihilate all the viruses. There is a note attached.

What do you do?
1. Grab the Chaos Emerald. (Good)
2. Read the note and grab the Chaos Emerald. (Neutral)
3. Ignore the note, even though it is useful. (Evil)

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Ignore the note. I mean, you can't read it anyway. It's all in Spammer Grammar, which means half the words are mispelled, and punctuation is completely optional.

The chaos emerald transforms into a giant Grape Nuts Robot and attacks Tokyo. What do you do:

1. Summon Jinzo to fight it (Good).
2. Summon Trogador (Evil).
3. Summon Hilary Duff so you can lech (Pathetic).

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Summon Jinzo. Jinzo goes crazy and kills the monster, but then he dissapears. Now, after the anticlimax, you decide to do something. What doth ye do?

1. Clean a neighbor's yard (good)
2. Go spamming on the forum (bad)
3. Watch TV (lazy)

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No, I lied. I'm never going to have a good sig. So just forget about it.

Clean the neighbor's yard. When you clean, the neighbor rewards you with death. You go to Hell and Satan wants you to be his assistant to fight God. You can see a corridor with JoeyDay in a Trogdor-shaped machine that says JD-BANNINATOR. The corridor might help you escape from Hell.
Will you:
1. Fight Satan now while you have the chance. (Good)
2. Go through the corridor and fight JoeyDay's machine. (Neutral)
3. Join Satan and fight God. (Evil)

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I am the king of noobs.

Fight Satan now you have the chance.

You do, and as soon as you take your first hit, you wake up from the dream. You see a Chaos Emerald, and Jello B. holding a DVD of Psycho Bonus Stage.

What do you do?
1. Watch Psycho Bonus Stage (Good)
2. Destroy the DVD (Evil)
3. Grab the Chaos Emerald. (Neutral)

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Destroy the DVD. It has obviously possessed him with an evil spirit the likes of which cannot be described with the English language.

Jello B. wakes up, and asks why he is here. What do you do?

1. Tell him the truth (Good)
2. Insult his wife (Evil)
3. Forget him and grab that shiny thing over there (Neutral)

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Insult his wife
I LOVED MANDY, BUT YOU HAD TO TAKE HER! NOW SHE SUCKS, SHE IS THE WORST WOMAN I EVER SAW, THERE, I MADE MY POINT!

Suddenly, Jello walks away, saying. what a loser quietly.

You:
Attack Jello with *sigh* elegant spinning crapiny!(insane)
Make a potion and make him dance(even more insane)
Grab a jet pack, make a watermelon potion, and crash into the whitehouse(the most creepy kind of insane)

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Weee! *splat*


Now the white house is all... watermellony, and a couple of guards come running to arrest you. What do you do?

1. Run for it. (normal)
2. Try to beat them up. (not very clever)
3. Say "Zeeky Boogy Doog" and hope they'll blow up. (insane)

Say zeeky booky doog.

Clan and the entire world blows up, although Clan always comes back, what should he do though?

Stay in heaven(boring)
Destroy heaven(awesome, I think)
Go back(maybe mint?)

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Go back. You now possess a Grade A Prime Breath Mint. All you need now is some Chew Gum and some Minty Gargle, and you could defeat Strong Bad. What do you do?

1. Defeat Strong Bad (bupkis).
2. Join forces with the British Distance Runner ('fro wig).
3. Go into space to spread Heavy Metal across the galaxy (Teeg).

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Go and make hair metal in space.

As your career goes along, people at your concerts start mobbing and take you over. What do you do?

1. Give them autographs and hope they go away (good)
2. Just let them mob you. (neutral)
3. Kill them. (evil)

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No, I lied. I'm never going to have a good sig. So just forget about it.

You give them all autographs, which, makes your hand fall off!

So you...
Go to the doctors (Smart/good)
Leave it (WOW you're stupid/neutral)
Replace it with a weapon to destroy something (COOL!/Evil)

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go to the doctors

you see the doctor wearing a chaos emerald. You look at your other chaos emeralds you just need 1 more to gain ultimate power.
you grab it. Your eyes turn green. There is a demention portal next to you. You can't controll your self and you zap the demention portal.
Every one et sucked into an alternate universe.

What do you do?

Try to controll it(Google)
zap the other portals.(normal)
take off your emeralds(imposssible)

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Alright! You win, The Noid! No more memes.

Try to control it!

The powers of all of the universes are combined into this one alternate universe and you are vastly outnumbered in your plight to gain control. You wage all-out war on the citizens of this dimension, recruting some warriors to your army by giving them false promises of recogntion for valor.

Your army matches for 3 days towards the battle field, ready to launch their surprise attack on the enemy base. On the way, a wild Clan rHrN is spotted on the road. What do you do?

call him a spammer and blame him for all your problems, then smite him with your sword (evil)
tell him to get off the path and let the army through (neutral)
offer him a spot in your army and accept him as one of you (good)

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"It's not a matter of where he grips it. It's a simple matter of weight ratio!"