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Offer him a spot in the army.

The DS Fleet always has room for more in Clan's book. After all, he's the Chief Commander of the DS Fleet.

You end up confused because of your friendships with La Diable and Dark Grapefruit. Which side are you on?

1. BS Wiki (Evil/Creepy)
2. Both (Neutral)
3. H*R Wiki (Good)


TOTP'd!

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H*R Wiki!

You help us fight the DS war, but are wounded in battle, you ask help from...

Jello B! (GOOD)
Teh Ch8t (Whatever)
Capt. Ido Nos (EVIL, we still have a war going, so... )

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T3h Ch8t.

Clan gets help from T3h Ch8t, who records Clan's progress in this game.

Should T3h Ch8t show his recordings?

1. Yes (Good)
2. No (Evil)
3. It depends on recordings (Neutral)

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yes

the reordings slip out of the hands and knock your chaos emerald off.

Your eyes turn normal. you fall over and moan. You die. Good thing your progress was recorded. You come back to life at that spot.


Look at the recordings
don't look at your recordings
learn to controll your emerald power

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Alright! You win, The Noid! No more memes.

I look at my recordings to find 54% good, 30% evil, and 6% neutral.

Ye keep going.

You end up in the Jello room, meeting Jellos C and D, who are far more polite than Jello B.

What do thou do?

1. Invite Jellos C and D to Jerry Springer's house. (Evil)
2. Infiltrate the building to investigate your situation. (Good)
3. Grab the 1st Chaos Emerald. (Neutral)

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You grab the chaos emerald. You start to contemplate its existance. Why is this "emerald" red and not green? Why is it "Chaotic"? Why don't I get gold hair and lose my rings after collecting all of these?
What do you do next?

Contemplate some more. (Good/Educational)
Throw the emerald at Douglas as he walks by.(Evil/Stupid Idea)
Eat it. (Neutral/Your crazy. Don't touch me!!!)

You Throw the emerald at Douglas as he walks by, and he gets pretty angry at you, before he gets a concussion. He can't make Cartoon'd for a long time now, and lots of people are really annoyed, so you decide to...

Make Clantoon'd?! (Who knows)
Eat (Whatev')
Buy your own peice of grass (Coolio!)

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Eat a bologna sandwich.

You end up with Captain Jack Sparrow fighting pirates flying the flag of Shippinator Mandy, who is also a pirate.

What do you do?
1. Make peace with these sexy pirates. (Good)
2. Attack their ship! (Evil)
3. Go in their ship in order to fight the 1st Chaos Emerald! (Neutral)

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You try to attack the pirates, but you realise you don't have a weapon.
You're overpowered, tied up and thrown into the sea. What do you do.

1. Swim to china with your ears. (dumb and desperate)
2. Try to untie the rope before you drown. (very risky)
3. Learn how to breathe water. (lol?)

learn to breathe water.
You fail miserably though, but while that happens, suddenly, Clans soul warps out of his body, and goes into the next person he sees.......

You are now playing as Ikwayclan


What do you do now.

use Ik to your advantage in evil ways?(evil)
give money to the poor(good)
Try and get out of the body(neutra and impossible)

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Try to get out of the body.
You start poking your self with forks, sporks, and tooth picks. Hey! That's pretty catchy.
Forks, sporks, and tooth picks. CHAHA!!! Forks, sporks, and tooth picks. CHAHA!!!Forks, sporks, and tooth picks. CHAHA!!!Everybody now!...

You start dancing to the beat in this strange form of Konga. Everyone joins in. You start a large Konga line that travels all over town. You then see a Choas Emerald. You grab it out of excitment and suddenly....

You feel the urge to use its power for destruction.(Evil)
The power of the Emerald casts you out of Ikwaylx's body and your standing right next to him.(Good)
It blows up in your face.(Ouch)

The power of the Chaos Emerald gets Clan out of Ik's body and Clan is standing next to Ik.

Clan thanks Ik for the Chaos Emerald and leaves. 6 more to go, buddy! You find that COLA is sending you crappy YTMNDs that are basically stupid. What do you do?

1. Tell COLA to go burn in the stomach acids of Azathoth because he is a Shoggoth. (Evil and Stupid)
2. Warn COLA that Cthulhu will eat him next time. (Neutral)
3. Do what Ol' Raddy would do and burn those YTMNDs to stake! (Good)

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"Choco, you know Chthulhu is just going to eat you, don't you?"

The Chaos Emerald splows up in your face. YOUR HEAD A SPLODE! Do you:

1. Splow stuff up with Vector SB (Evil).
2. Challenge Vector SB to a CHALLEEEEEEEEENGE! (20X6)
3. Feed the Rhino (snake?)

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Challenge Vector SB to a challenge, even though Clan doth not know him.

Clan avoids this mysterious stranger, taking his Chaos Emerald with him. Apparently, he finds Psychosis and Wolfdogg, who are both peeps of the BS Wiki. What does Clan do?

1. Blow them up (Evil/Useless)
2. Invite them to a tea party (Good/British)
3. Ask them to a challenge! (Neutral/Stinkoman)

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"Correct me if I'm wrong but are you asking for a CHALLEEEEEEEEENGE?"

They immediately consume their Power Crunches, mutating "Dragonball Z" style into even tougher opponents. Unfortunately, you left your Power Crunch at home. Do you:

1. Wear gross old wig you found in a time box (gross and old).
2. Eat a whole bag of Potate (cholesterol).
3. Pour gravy on the Chaos Emerald (I doesn't lets the Poopsmith nears it!)

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pour gravy!
Unluckily, this makes the CE so tasty that you eat it, an effect goes down your throat and all options are now sent to insane, awesome and boring.

What now

Build a time machine that'll take 15 years(insane)
get a rocket launcher and destroy mars(awesome)
do a tiny dance(boring)

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Get a rocket launcher and annihilate Mars.

What you did was good, because you saved Earth from thousands of Martians. No more War of the Worlds references!

You:
1. Get ice cream (Good)
2. Pound Sonic the Hedgehog (Evil)
3. Ask Ath-a-late to a date (Neutral)

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Get ice cream.
You get a yellow snowcone....
ERYGH, this isn't lemon!


What now
wash out your mouth(good)
spit out the ice cream(neutral)
spit it at a nearby citizen(evil)

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Wash out my mouth.

Apparently, it was yet another set-up by Jello B. He laughs at you. Ye see a flask and the 2nd Chaos Emerald.

What do you do?
1. Get ye flask (Neutral)
2. Tell Jello B. he really sucks at being a beep box. (Evil)
3. Get the Chaos Emerald. (Good)

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Get ye flask...I guess.

(Don't mind me, I just joined for mainly some background info on the series, I'll post where appropriate, don't worry...)

Jello gets bored, and walks off. But you (Clan) won't let him get away.

You corner him and start talking/yelling about:

Good - How you are sorry about the past years or so of "spamming/flaming"
Neutral - Yell at him for scorning him over the months in PBS </shameless plug>
Evil - Punch him...then...punch him again. Repeat.

I apologize to him for my so-called "spamming", but Clan hasn't flamed yet. In fact, Clan goes to Psychosis for redemption in PBS. What does Clan do?

1. Ask Psychosis for redemption and apologize. (Good)
2. Tell Jello B. that Cthulhu is going to eat him. (Evil)
3. Follow Psychosis to find out what he is up to. (Neutral)

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"Hey, Jello B! Cthulhu's gonna eat you!"
"No, he's not!"

Cthulhu shows up.
"Crap."

1. Run (Good)
2. Try to turn into a giant monster to eat Cthulhu (Evil)
3. Give Clan a cookie (Neutral, but not a good idea)

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Give Clan a cookie.

Clan runs with his cookie.

Clan suddenly finds himself cornered by Cthulhu, Jello B, and other villains. What does he do?

1. Continue to nibble on his cookie (Neutral)
2. Eliminate the villains. (Good)
3. Parody Sonic's advice. (Evil)

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Clan continues to nibble on his White Chocolate Macadamia Nut cookie.

Meanwhile, Jello B begins to gnaw on Clan's leg. WHAT HAPPENS NEXT?

1. Clan takes out his pink pistol
2. Clan becomes possessed
3. Clan keeps eating his cookie

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Clan gets his pink pistol and shoots his evil arch-nemesis.

What does Clan do next?

1. Continue to nibble on your cookie. (Pathetic)
2. Keep shooting. (Good)
3. Become possessed by Cthulhu. (Evil)

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yeah.,..Dont use me in this game. Ever. You too, Didymus, i respect you, but i dont need a warning about the inevitable.

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1. Continue to nibble on your cookie

You contine to munch on your tasty tasty cookie. Jello gets back up and gnaws the rest of your leg off. You pass out because of blood loss....

You wake up tied to the ceiling of a musty room. It is pitch-dark. You are likely to be eaten by a grue. What do you do?

1: Call for the guard, and BITE HIS HEAD OFF! (evil)
2: Gnaw through the ropes. (neuteral)
3: Cry. (pathetic)

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You cry like a little girl. It's funny to watch you. WHAT DO YOU DO???

1. Ask Ian for another cookie.
2. Draw a buncha cool guns (potentially evil)
3. Eat your brain!

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infact, dont even say Cthulhu, Shoggoth, or Azathoth ever again.

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Gnaw through the ropes.

You are now untied to find yourself in the Town Hall of Bullet Station, which belongs to the DS Fleet. Fortunately, you (Clan) are the Chief Commander of the DS Fleet. Which Starcraft race do you use to defend Bullet Station from the PSP Army?

1. Terran (Evil)
2. Zerg (Good)
3. Protoss (Neutral)

EDIT: Simulpost'd!

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