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| Author: | Homerun Starrer [ Sat Apr 08, 2006 5:56 pm ] |
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1: ask Ian for a cookie. Too bad he's not here. You've been here to long. You're eaten by a grue.... ----------- You're inside a grue. What to you do? 1: Cry some more (wimp) 2: Stab the grue's organs (evil) 3: Try to find your way out of the grue. (neuteral) EDIT: I'm ignoring Clan's last post. |
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| Author: | Clan rHrN [ Sat Apr 08, 2006 5:58 pm ] |
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Try to find your way out of the grue. Fortunately, you do. You find it was a dream and that you're in Bullet Station. Fortunaltely, you (Clan) are the Chief Commander of the DS Fleet. You have to defend Bullet Station from the PSP Army. Which Starcraft race do you assist? 1. Terran (Evil) 2. Zerg (Good) 3. Protoss (Neutral/Pwnzage) |
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| Author: | Mini Moose n gir [ Sat Apr 08, 2006 5:59 pm ] |
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1st one clan chokes on a bug and dies for the 3rd time 1.goes to heaven(good) 2.goes to hell(evil) 3.Dies and reincarnates then dies again(neutral) |
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| Author: | Clan rHrN [ Sat Apr 08, 2006 6:01 pm ] |
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Mini Moose n gir wrote: 1. cry for some more \
Clan chokes on a bug and dies for the 3rd time. 1.goes to heaven(good) 2.goes to hell(evil) 3.Dies and reincarnates then dies again(neutral) You'e supposed to look at MINE! |
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| Author: | Homerun Starrer [ Sat Apr 08, 2006 6:01 pm ] |
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GAH! Fine, if Clan is going to ruin this, I'll play along. 1: Terran You gather your army, when suddenly the're all smashed by a freak meatior (meitior made out of meat) strike! Oh noes! What do you? 1: End your sorry life (neuteral) 2: Hitchhike out of this joint! (good) 3: Get some food. EVIL FOOD! (evil) |
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| Author: | Clan rHrN [ Sat Apr 08, 2006 6:03 pm ] |
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Hitch-hike outta this joint! Fortunately, Bullet Station can hold on its own while you try to find the DS Command Centre. There is a fork-in-the-road. Which way do you go? 1. Left (Evil) 2. Right (Good) 3. Toss a coin to decide (Neutral) |
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| Author: | Mini Moose n gir [ Sat Apr 08, 2006 6:03 pm ] |
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Clan rHrN wrote: Mini Moose n gir wrote: 1. cry for some more \Clan chokes on a bug and dies for the 3rd time. 1.goes to heaven(good) 2.goes to hell(evil) 3.Dies and reincarnates then dies again(neutral) You'e supposed to look at MINE! 
number 3 clan dies once more 1)dies(evil) 2)dies(good) 3)dies(neutral) |
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| Author: | Homerun Starrer [ Sat Apr 08, 2006 6:04 pm ] |
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3.Toss a coin to decide You drop your coin and it falls down a sewer grate! You follow it.... 1: swim through the sewer (neuteral) 2: befriend the sewer rats (good) 3: kill the sewer rats (evil) EDIT: Ignoring moose person's post.... |
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| Author: | Clan rHrN [ Sat Apr 08, 2006 6:10 pm ] |
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Swim the sewer. You do so and end up in Jello B.'s dungeon. You: 1. Go throught the Fire/Ice maze. (Neutral) 2. Chase the floating Chaos Emerald. (Good) 3. Follow Doom's Eye. (Evil) |
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| Author: | ikwaylx [ Sat Apr 08, 2006 6:12 pm ] |
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fire/ice maze choice. You do that, but then Jello-B runs to another castle. A guy says to you... Sorry man, but the guy is in another castle. You die. what noweth go back in time(neutral) go to the future and destroy it(evil) help God(good) |
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| Author: | Didymus [ Sat Apr 08, 2006 7:29 pm ] |
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Zerg. Isn't that Buzz Lightyear's evil arch nemesis? Anyway, you discover that Zerg is actually your father, and you play a game of catch with the styrofoam balls he shoots out his "laser cannon." Despite being the evil dictator of the galaxy, he's a great Dad. But back to the adventure. Do you: 1. Activate the Giant Grape Nuts Robot (Crazy Go Nuts). 2. Wave your wand and say, "Avada Kedavra!" (Evil). 3. Pour hot soup on Homsar's eyes (Human Wedgie). |
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| Author: | IantheGecko [ Sat Apr 08, 2006 10:43 pm ] |
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You wave your wand and say, "Avada Kedavra!". Blue Man Group appears. WHAT HAPPENS NEXT? 1. They play a rousing song on the PVCs (Good) 2. Try to stab them 3. They just stare at you & cover you in paint (fun) |
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| Author: | Clan rHrN [ Sun Apr 09, 2006 1:29 am ] |
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Try to play a rousing song. Apparently, you get booed off the stage because the Blue Man Group is terrible. You exit to find a Chaos Emerald What do you do? 1. Cry (Pathetic) 2. Chase the Chaos Emerald. (Good) 3. Say your bottom 10. (Evil) |
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| Author: | IantheGecko [ Sun Apr 09, 2006 1:35 am ] |
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You say your bottom 10. They're all different varietes of donuts. Then a bucha giant donut monsters show up to eat YOU! Twisted, ain't it? 1. Yeah, kinda. 2. I've seen more twisted stuff. 3. Muwahahahahahaha!!! It is so deliciously evil! Quote: the Blue Man Group is terrible
YOU ARE DEAD TO ME!!! |
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| Author: | Choc-o-Lardiac Arrest [ Sun Apr 09, 2006 1:36 am ] |
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IantheGecko wrote: Quote: the Blue Man Group is terrible YOU ARE DEAD TO ME!!! you mean youactually thought of him as the living? |
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| Author: | Acekirby [ Sun Apr 09, 2006 1:38 am ] |
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3. Muahahahahaha! How deliciously evil! You shout this for no reason. The Blue Man Group returns and beats you up because they are actually good. They leave you bleeding on the ground. What now? 1. Gather yourself together and head for the door. (Basic) 2. Cry. (Lame and sad) 3. Wish for some adhesive medical strips. (Obscure reference) |
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| Author: | IantheGecko [ Sun Apr 09, 2006 1:43 am ] |
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I wish for some adhesive medical strips. Suddenly, some Polish dude appears in a cloud of paint & throws me a box of Adhesive Medical Strips. What do I do? 1. Thank him 2. Give him a piggyback ride 3. EAT HIS LIVER!!! (fava beans and chianti) |
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| Author: | topofsm [ Sun Apr 09, 2006 1:51 am ] |
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You give him a piggyback ride. Figures, piggyback rides are against his family's beleifs, they think they are evil. The polish dude starts chasing you down. What do you do? 1. Run away! (good) 2. Call upon your pet monkeroo to fight him (wimpy, but neutral) 3. Kill him yourself (that is bad) |
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| Author: | IantheGecko [ Sun Apr 09, 2006 1:56 am ] |
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Run away! You & your trusted servant Patsy, plus Jinzo, Omega, & Tails take your coconut halves & flee. When all of a sudden...it's Hilary Duff! WHAT HAPPENS NEXT? 1. Lech her 2. Ignore her 3. EAT HER SPLEEN! |
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| Author: | topofsm [ Sun Apr 09, 2006 4:33 am ] |
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You try to eat her spleen, but you find it too lechable. You take her spleen to the Homecoming dance, and everyone starts making fun of you. What do you do? 1. Rub it in their faces with your Ginzo card (evil) 2. Ignore them and start the slow dance (weird) 3. Start kissing the spleen to show your unconditional love (good?) |
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| Author: | Clan rHrN [ Sun Apr 09, 2006 2:37 pm ] |
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I'd bring the ENTIRE body of Hilary Duff and ignore those stupid idiots. Hey, you-a shut up! *throws an anvil at Lindsay Lohan* Um... you're not ready to slow-dance yet, since the current song is fast-paced. You see Hilary Duff go to her limousine. You: 1. Follow her. (Neutral) 2. Throw more anvils at the stupid idiots. (Evil) 3. Ask her to slow dance. (Good) |
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| Author: | IantheGecko [ Sun Apr 09, 2006 9:21 pm ] |
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You throw the anvils at Hilary Duff's stupid dancing. Everyone is shocked. Do you: 1. RUN!!! 2. Laugh evilly 3. Pretend it didn't happen, deep down knowing that it did |
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| Author: | Choc-o-Lardiac Arrest [ Sun Apr 09, 2006 9:25 pm ] |
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3. Pretend it didnt happen. You claim Amnesia for the past 3 seconds, people start pelting you with Frozen Paintball fire do you: A. run and hide (wimp) B.Call upon Taco Nazi (WTF?) C.Pull out your umm... "Pink Pistol" and get charged for sexual harrassment(evil) D. Ask the People looking for fresh blood to stop |
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| Author: | IantheGecko [ Sun Apr 09, 2006 9:32 pm ] |
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You pull out the Pink Pistol. When you wake up, you jailed. WHAT DO YOU DO? 1. Try to escape by digging out with your ears 2. Gnaw on the prison bars 3. Play with the rubber ball |
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| Author: | StrongRad [ Sun Apr 09, 2006 9:39 pm ] |
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Gnaw on the bars. Turns out, they were made of Chocolate. Looks like they took Ray Nagin too seriously when he talked of a Chocolate New Orleans. Now, what do you do? 1) Head North 2) Break a levee 3) Get in line for Saints tickets 5) Complain about how there was no option 4. |
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| Author: | Clan rHrN [ Sun Apr 09, 2006 9:39 pm ] |
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Head North. It causes the gates to melt and you enter the courtroom. You are found to have been innocent the entire time. Outside there is a Chaos Emerald. You: 1. Eat that cookie Teh Ch8t gave you. (Neutral) 2. Chase the Chaos Emerald. (Goood) 3. Use the rubber ball to melt the judge. (Evil) |
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| Author: | IantheGecko [ Sun Apr 09, 2006 9:52 pm ] |
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You chase the Chaos Emerald...offa cliff. As you live your last few seconds, what are you thinking about? 1. WHY?!?!?!? 2. Yay, falling! 3. I'm kinda hungry. |
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| Author: | Clan rHrN [ Sun Apr 09, 2006 9:53 pm ] |
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I'm kinda hungry. You don't die, but you eat a bologna sandwich instead! Afterwards, you: 1. Continue to chase the Chaos Emerald. (Good) 2. Follow the Smiling Assassin. (Evil) 3. Listen to crappy YTMNDs. (Neutral) |
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| Author: | Homerun Starrer [ Sun Apr 09, 2006 10:51 pm ] |
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You continue to chase the Chaos Emerald. Remember, you're still falling off a cliff. W H E E E E.... SPLAT. ---------------------- You're at the bottom of a cliff, almost dead. What do ye? 1: Invoke EEEEVIL magics to save yourself. (eeevil) 2: Cry for help. (neuteral) 3: Search for the remains of your sammich. (good, i guess) |
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| Author: | IantheGecko [ Sun Apr 09, 2006 11:08 pm ] |
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I search for the remains of my sammich. I manage to find a slice of turkey...but suddenly a big ol' sword SHINGs it in half. Who has the sword? 1. COLA 2. Ruth Bader Ginsburg 3. Queenie-C |
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