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Author:  Cephas [ Mon Apr 03, 2006 7:16 pm ]
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Well since most of us have played snes and have at least 1 game that would like to see Strong Bad mumble... I decided to make an official thread!

"super...super mario rpg...gota..gota get stars...smithy"

"megaman...megaman x...watch out zero..."

"castlevania...gotta whi..whip those skellies"

"kamikazee...stupid zero...stupid squirrel"

Author:  Cybernetic Teenybopper [ Mon Apr 03, 2006 7:25 pm ]
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"Mmmph... he--here's a razor, Sluggy... Y-Yoshi's Island."

"S-Su--Super Metroid... Stupid Ridley burninated... zz..."
(or alternately, considering SB's personality)
"Mmm... dang it, she kept the suit on... gotta be faster--Su--Super Metroid."

"Zzz... Earthbound. Zoom."

"I--I don' wanna--I'm no bunny! Li--Link to the Past..."

Author:  SapphireWolf [ Mon Apr 03, 2006 10:25 pm ]
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*grumble*You've been promoted--to Star Colonel *grumble* Mechwarrior 3050, *grumble*

Author:  Teh Ch8t [ Mon Apr 03, 2006 10:52 pm ]
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"L-Link... watch out.. watch out for... {Trailing off} the pie..."
"S-stop snaking... snaking... figure-8... go hair..."

Author:  Dactyl [ Mon Apr 03, 2006 10:55 pm ]
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"Ummhmh...Metal Slug...get...grenades..."

Author:  Rusty [ Mon Apr 03, 2006 11:38 pm ]
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"Nuhmm...updown..lef..righlef..baa..slecstar..I needs dem lives..."

Author:  h0m3star [ Tue Apr 04, 2006 12:29 am ]
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"Vaati...gotta use the Gust Jar..."

"Ganon...use the Light Arrows..."

As you can see, I like Zelda.

Author:  Cybernetic Teenybopper [ Tue Apr 04, 2006 12:47 am ]
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h0m3star wrote:
"Vaati...gotta use the Gust Jar..."

"Ganon...use the Light Arrows..."

As you can see, I like Zelda.


So doesm I! However, the first one wouldn't work for a Couch Mumbling because Couch Mumblings have all thus far been SNES games. The second one would work, though...

Author:  Saturn [ Tue Apr 04, 2006 1:11 am ]
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"A bluh-a-bunch-a bananas...zzz... Donkey Kong Country...zzz"

(This one would also count as a reference to Marzipan's Answering Machine #5 :P)

Author:  Power Crunch [ Tue Apr 04, 2006 1:33 am ]
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"...comeon mario... you gotta save the... the prin-cess... .. gottttaaaa get to star road...... how the heck..... mario, you slack'n man.."

Author:  Teh Ch8t [ Tue Apr 04, 2006 1:42 am ]
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Strong Bad: "N- No Aly... We were- We were born... We were born.... {Slight pause} We were born to be... {Another slight pause, and quietly} Grumblecakes..."

Author:  Capt. Ido Nos [ Tue Apr 04, 2006 1:43 am ]
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"Zzmmzz... duh... dohk... duck hunt... mmhrrz... stupid dog.."

"zz...z.. *snort*... soup... supersmashbrothas... jiggy "

EDIT: After looking at these, I realized that they're not true couch, mumblings, but I liked them nontheless

Author:  Dark Grapefruit [ Tue Apr 04, 2006 1:59 am ]
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Doesn't he only say the title of the game and possibly something irrelevant?

Author:  Saturn [ Tue Apr 04, 2006 2:38 am ]
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Well, he did say "Magus, I'm gonna kill you..." for the Chrono Trigger one, but other than that, yeah, he just mumbles the name... it's more fun to do it this way, though :P

Author:  Gorilla Knight [ Tue Apr 04, 2006 2:43 am ]
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Super Metroid...stupid metroid...thinks he's super Dan or something...

Author:  Dark Grapefruit [ Tue Apr 04, 2006 2:50 am ]
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Saturn wrote:
Well, he did say "Magus, I'm gonna kill you..." for the Chrono Trigger one, but other than that, yeah, he just mumbles the name... it's more fun to do it this way, though :P


I have never heard the name Magus in that mumbling.

Author:  Einoo T. Spork [ Tue Apr 04, 2006 3:59 am ]
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"zzzzz..... goof troop..... zzzzzz..... nobody's ever heard of....(mumblegrumble) sci-fi greg stole my underwhgggggggghhhhhh......."

Author:  The Chekt [ Tue Apr 04, 2006 5:54 am ]
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*snrcklgrumb....*Lara...*mumblegrumble*right there...zhzhzhzh... monks*skchskchskshc*

Author:  Cybernetic Teenybopper [ Tue Apr 04, 2006 4:58 pm ]
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It's on the Wiki. Yeah, they are more fun like that...

Author:  Join The Homestarmy [ Wed Apr 05, 2006 1:43 am ]
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*sxhxchscxs* Yoshi's Island... *mumbleyskchschkcshs* Get off the stilts... *grumbleymumbleness*

Author:  Snailmail [ Wed Apr 05, 2006 3:03 am ]
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*Grumbemumble* Stupid...Volgin *Snort* I gotta find the Metal Gear...*Snobble-waddle-habble-nobble*

Author:  Choc-o-Lardiac Arrest [ Wed Apr 05, 2006 3:28 am ]
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err..err..ugng...all your base....belong....us...noogets....

Author:  DukeNuke [ Wed Apr 05, 2006 3:48 pm ]
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ughnn... crap... hnn... low battery... ghhhnnng...

Author:  Cephas [ Wed Apr 05, 2006 4:25 pm ]
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fgrhargle...I'll real your monsters...fghgrr...screaming children...grumble

Author:  Shopiom [ Wed Apr 05, 2006 9:30 pm ]
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Hmm...Eggman...must beat him...Tails...thunder shoot.

Author:  Hi Guys [ Wed Apr 05, 2006 9:50 pm ]
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Jump... the barrels... gotta... get the... hammer...

Author:  PurpleKoopa [ Wed Apr 05, 2006 11:15 pm ]
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...Super...Super...Mario Kart...must...get red...Koopa shell...

Author:  The_Other_White_Meat [ Thu Apr 06, 2006 1:29 am ]
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Heck... heck no's... I've... I've got Bowser... on the ropes

Author:  DukeNuke [ Thu Apr 06, 2006 1:47 pm ]
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...must ...hnnn ...must ...get the block ...ugh ...in that hole ...oh, dang ...stupid ...tetris ...ghhnnn

Author:  ready for prime time [ Sat Apr 08, 2006 1:21 am ]
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i wouldn't know. i'd be asleep. although, last night i was dreaming about Road Rash 3

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