The Pointless RPG

Duecex2 · **Posted:** Tue Apr 11, 2006 9:11 pm

In this game, all you do is make up random stats, make up what your guy is like, and follow a nonexistent story line.

EXAMPLE:

Homestar wrote:

My guy: Homestar
Stuff: Weilds a sword

Strong Bad wrote:

My guy: Strong Badman
Stuff: Can delete stuff.

Ok, so we're in a dungeon, and we...uhh...find a dragon with...uhh...150 health and...stats. Stats. He uses his flame attack but I delete the fire +30.

Homestar wrote:

Alllllwight. Uhh, I stab the sword into the dragon, and he loses 20 health, or something like that.

Basically, there is know point to this RPG. Random people go around and do random stuff. There is no specific stat system. Make your own up. Anyone can sign up. The main thing I want to stress here is...

DO WHAT YOU WANT

You don't have to go along with other peoples fight or stuff. Kill a guy that's annoying you, and he can just say he was brought back to life.

Uhh, if the mods want, they can sticky this.

One more thing. In your first post, right a small profile, then go along. One suggestion though, don't do anything TOO crazy.

Ok, to start off,

Name: Victor the Elf
Stuff: Weilds a lightsaber and a computer keyboard.

Ok, so I am in town, and I see a robber with 50 point things. I attack him as he trys to pick pocket my money. He loses...uh...5 health?

Somm-1 · **Joined:** Mon Feb 13, 2006 4:15 pm **Posts:** 2507

The thief is a little shocked by the fact that you hit him with a keyboard, but he gets over it after a couple of seconds. He draws a knife and tries to stab you.
Role 1-D5 to see if he hits you. You must role a 3 or more to dodge.

Rusty · **Posted:** Wed Apr 12, 2006 5:31 am

Name:Rusty the magic iPod
Stuff:Blasts the loudest of loud SLipknot and SOAD music into your ears.

Sees some robber and decides to help. Puts on some music and slips his headphones onto his hears.

BAM!

The robber loses 10 hp.

The robber is defeated!

All fighters gain 10 xp(50 to next level)

Somm-1 · **Joined:** Mon Feb 13, 2006 4:15 pm **Posts:** 2507

The Robber runs away from Rusty and Victor. The two of you are standing infront of the barber shop and begin a conversation.

Mini Moose n gir · **Posted:** Wed Apr 12, 2006 2:07 pm

Name-Moose
Stuff- throws exploding pudding cups

Moose walks out of the barber shop, cause he is a barber
he talks to Rusty, who said he didnt need a hair cut, so Moose attacked him..., Rusty and Victor get haircuts
PWN'D!

ikwaylx · **Posted:** Wed Apr 12, 2006 5:37 pm

Name: Ik the shady warrior.
Stuff: Like Auron, which means he's shady, he runs off a lot, and he has an awesome katana. Also, he knows sapping attacks like power break.

Ik sees moose and ambushes him, his clothes are sliced with Ik's katana.
PWN'D

Moose loses 15 Hp.

Ik: Stay away from them....

Mini Moose n gir · **Posted:** Wed Apr 12, 2006 6:05 pm

Ik runs towards a trash can hoping to find some grub, instead a mutant mouse jumps out with an AK-47

Ik gets owned
loses 5 hp

moose laughs

Rusty · **Posted:** Wed Apr 12, 2006 6:11 pm

Uhm, My hair! I attack Moose, and do 3 damage!

ikwaylx · **Posted:** Wed Apr 12, 2006 6:14 pm

You did know that certain garbage can contained my better hidden weapon???

Ik equips masamune.

Break damage limit
triple overdrive.
first strike

Say your prayers MOOSE!

Ik uses power break on Moose.
Moose loses 45 Hp
he gains an effect, power break, his attacks are weakened.

Ik's HP

95/100
Mooses
42/100

(Auron is not a hobo, have you ever played FFX?!?!?)

Somm-1 · **Joined:** Mon Feb 13, 2006 4:15 pm **Posts:** 2507

Moose throws an exploding pudding cup at Rusty and Victor.
Rusty roles 10 out of 1-D10 and manages to counter. He kicks the cup back at Moose. Moose takes 15 damage.

IK
95/100
Moose
27/100

ikwaylx · **Posted:** Wed Apr 12, 2006 6:17 pm

moose's hp.

27/100

Now!
I use shooting star(overdrive)

BOOSH. Moose is dead! he has been ejected from the battlefield and is now somewhere I don't know....Like Spain!

Rusty · **Posted:** Wed Apr 12, 2006 6:17 pm

Wooh!

ikwaylx · **Posted:** Wed Apr 12, 2006 6:18 pm

Rusty wrote:

Wooh!

Uhyeah, Wooh!

Ok then, now for the boring cutscene!

Hey, You two. are you Ok?!?

Mini Moose n gir · **Posted:** Wed Apr 12, 2006 6:19 pm

Moose goes super sain and comes back to life
whats this your moose is evolving?
mini moose has now changed from mini moose to mega moose!!!
total PWNAGE!!!

Moose pushes Ik in a well

Somm-1 · **Joined:** Mon Feb 13, 2006 4:15 pm **Posts:** 2507

Ok, now your just being silly. Ik finds a powercrunch and a trampoline at the bottom of the well.

ikwaylx · **Posted:** Wed Apr 12, 2006 6:21 pm

Luckily for Ik, he knows what he's doing, so he starts changing class to.

[chiller]SUMMONER[/chiller](man, we really need a font thing)

I summon umm KWAYLX!

KWaylx uses his special, beserk fury!

This makes mega moose take 100 damage Ooh.

Mega Moose
900/1000

I really like FFX as you can see.

KWAYLX
1345/1345.

Mini Moose n gir · **Posted:** Wed Apr 12, 2006 6:23 pm

moose grabs a tree and hits Ik.
Ik--1000/1345

moose summons his moose allies
an army of 1000 moose come and raid the town
Moose uses a potion to regain health

he laughs, then eats pudding

Somm-1 · **Joined:** Mon Feb 13, 2006 4:15 pm **Posts:** 2507

Who do you think you are, the end boss?

Mini Moose n gir · **Posted:** Wed Apr 12, 2006 6:25 pm

sure lets go with that

ikwaylx · **Posted:** Wed Apr 12, 2006 6:27 pm

Ok then, now this is serious.

Ok then moosey, I think I have the solution......

Before you come and kill kwaylx. I'd like you to acknowledge this.

Ik: party up Rusty and Vic?????

Before that though. I use firaga on MM

he takes 260 damage

MM
760/1000

Me/KWAYLX
1000/1345.

OVerdrive gauge for me/KWAYLX

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Nearly full MOOSEU!

But seriosuly, you're just a barber!

Somm-1 · **Joined:** Mon Feb 13, 2006 4:15 pm **Posts:** 2507

You know, I've been trying to think of something similar to D&D without all of the bad JuJu. Some of this gives me something to work with.

Mini Moose n gir · **Posted:** Wed Apr 12, 2006 6:29 pm

moose runs away to heal

Moose--I will be back!!!

he throws a pudding cup, it explodes killing the mouse with the AK-47

Somm-1 · **Joined:** Mon Feb 13, 2006 4:15 pm **Posts:** 2507

The gun is still intact. Someone can grab it.

Mini Moose n gir · **Posted:** Wed Apr 12, 2006 6:38 pm

john does..
you know, John?
John Smith?
he shoots Ik

ikwaylx · **Posted:** Wed Apr 12, 2006 6:38 pm

I unsummon KWAYLX.

Ik goes to a save point to save progress.

PIC COMING SOON>?
UGH, I hate MS painting when I'm posting,

Mini Moose n gir · **Posted:** Wed Apr 12, 2006 6:47 pm

tis Mega-Moose!!
http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j304/ ... /moose.jpg

moose is still watching from afar. he sees your every movement... :eek:

ikwaylx · **Posted:** Wed Apr 12, 2006 6:49 pm

Well meet Ik. Or as the file says, AUKWAYLX!

Since he saved, he is at full health
100/100

Somm-1 · **Joined:** Mon Feb 13, 2006 4:15 pm **Posts:** 2507

Mini Moose n gir wrote:

john does..
you know, John?
John Smith?
he shoots Ik

Quite the persistent villain, aren't you?

Mini Moose n gir · **Posted:** Wed Apr 12, 2006 7:09 pm

ikwaylx wrote:

Well meet Ik. Or as the file says, AUKWAYLX!

Since he saved, he is at full health
100/100

ummm, thats auron
not aukwaylx

ikwaylx · **Posted:** Wed Apr 12, 2006 7:14 pm

And that's why I intend on changing it.

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