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Zombie eh?
Good , good now I can finnaly make an avatar thats better than this yu-gi-oh spoof.
Hey, I made that spoof! It took me 30 minutes to improve the quality in paint!
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Jonn-E wrote:
Zombie eh?
Good , good now I can finnaly make an avatar thats better than this yu-gi-oh spoof.
Hey, I made that spoof! It took me 30 minutes to improve the quality in paint!
TOTP'D, the last one in a while.
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Really?
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If not cool, Im checking it out now.

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Woah! I just realized something! In the last zombie outbreak, no one went to the house! Not even the zombies!

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You know what, now everyone's gonna go to the house. Just cause you said that. And all the soldiers are gonna get killed.

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Soldiers killed?! CWAP!! I not in the house anyway I'm in the...um...I forgot.

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6:30 PM, Friday, October 13th, 2006

Rusty ran, looking for a place to hide, allt he while dodging other civillians, attempting to do the same. Most of the places he passed were already heavily barricaded. He continued running, passing by husband and wife, sobbing next to their child's cold, dead body. Rusty couldn't bare to look at the misery which had been brought upon his town and ran faster, until he came to the Forumopolis Town Mall and rushed inside.

Looking for a store to tae refuge in, Rusty darted up the stairs and went into the electronics store. He panted, and sat down to rest. After a few minutes, he switched on one of the television sets, turned the volume down low, and began browsing through the channels

"..and so the ravenous chimpanzees were no more-"

"...you did what to my toaster oven?-"

"...has just been notified that, and I quote, "Them corpses started comin' up from that ground them there.""

"Ah, here we go," Rusty thought to himself,

"It has been said that help will not arrive to this town for another 40 hours, aproximately. FOX 423.8 News will keep you updated with the situation. In other news, numerous bears have been found been found climbing to the roofs of houses and doing humorous jigs. Jim Nason, an immediate spectator, has commented 'It was like the macerena, or-"

Rusty switched off the television, only to hear a soft groaning from behind him. He slowly turned around and was greeted by a moaning voice.

"ZOMBIE JD GO TO MALL!" it commented. Rusty comtemplated the thought, but the zombie pounced onto Rusty, and sank his teeth into him. Rusty collapsed to the floor, and the slow proces began...

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Rusty was killed by Occasional JD. He is now a zombie.

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Round 1 is complete. Round 2 will be on Tuesday, so please send your moves by then.


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Ha ha! You dead! I like the little stories you do, Ju Ju. It makes it more interesting than just "Update: Rusty is a zombie lol".

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Ha ha! You dead! I like the little stories you do, Ju Ju. It makes it more interesting than just "Update: Rusty is a zombie lol".


WHAT?!? That better not be an insult torwards me. If it is, then, I PUT STORIES IN IT!

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:kot: Wha? I don't do noooothing! No, seriously, what are you talking about?

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6:30 PM, Friday, October 13th, 2006

Rusty ran, looking for a place to hide, allt he while dodging other civillians, attempting to do the same. Most of the places he passed were already heavily barricaded. He continued running, passing by husband and wife, sobbing next to their child's cold, dead body. Rusty couldn't bare to look at the misery which had been brought upon his town and ran faster, until he came to the Forumopolis Town Mall and rushed inside.

Looking for a store to tae refuge in, Rusty darted up the stairs and went into the electronics store. He panted, and sat down to rest. After a few minutes, he switched on one of the television sets, turned the volume down low, and began browsing through the channels

"..and so the ravenous chimpanzees were no more-"

"...you did what to my toaster oven?-"

"...has just been notified that, and I quote, "Them corpses started comin' up from that ground them there.""

"Ah, here we go," Rusty thought to himself,

"It has been said that help will not arrive to this town for another 40 hours, aproximately. FOX 423.8 News will keep you updated with the situation. In other news, numerous bears have been found been found climbing to the roofs of houses and doing humorous jigs. Jim Nason, an immediate spectator, has commented 'It was like the macerena, or-"

Rusty switched off the television, only to hear a soft groaning from behind him. He slowly turned around and was greeted by a moaning voice.

"ZOMBIE JD GO TO MALL!" it commented. Rusty comtemplated the thought, but the zombie pounced onto Rusty, and sank his teeth into him. Rusty collapsed to the floor, and the slow proces began...

Recap:

Rusty was killed by Occasional JD. He is now a zombie.

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Round 1 is complete. Round 2 will be on Tuesday, so please send your moves by then.


Muahahahahahahahahaha! No one can defeat zombie JD...

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Dactyl wrote:
:kot: Wha? I don't do noooothing! No, seriously, what are you talking about?


It made it seem like you liked this game better than the previous zombie outbreak because I put stories in, and Snailmail got confused and annoyed because he put stories in his, too.

I'm not even sure if you were in the last one :p


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Ahh, dangit. I'm a zombie. I mean, uh, BUHH! BUHHHHH!!! BOARRRRGH BOOOD AND TEA AND SCHONES!!

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7:30 PM, Friday, October 13th, 2006

The Noidemerged from his hiding spot, nervously. He knew if he stayed in one spotn too long the zombies would find him, so he looked around for a new hideout. However, a rattling in the bushes caused him to freeze in place. A figure emerged from the shrub and spoke "Hey man, I hit your car-", but The Noid paid no attention. He screamed and ran as fast as he could to the north.

"Wait!" the figure shouted, "we have to exchange insurance!!"

The Noid kept running until he set his eyes upon the First Church of Forumopolis, and dashed inside. He layed down on one of th pews, as not to be seen, and all was silent. Though he was calming down, The Noid began to worry. No one had been at the town hall when he went to warn them of the outbreak. He hadn't seen them afterwards, either, once he left the town hall he sprinted to find a safehouse. 'Could... could they have been killed?" The Noid tossed the thought around in his head, but dismissed it, attempting to dwell on more positive things. He stood up, and walked over to the head of the church. When he made it to the stand where the preacher would usually stand, he turned around and froze. The doors were open. The Noid sprinted through the church, but halfway through, he felt a cold hand claw into his arm. He screamed, but to no avail. Moment after, his sound died out, and he lay there, motionless.

All the while, ikwaylx was seated at the oil rig. He had a deck of cards handy when he had fled from his home, so he was playing a game of solitare. "Where are those aces" he mumbled to himself. After looking through the deck again, he brought the cards together into a deck, stood up and started walking, all the while shuffling. When he made it to the far end, Ikwaylx paused and looked over the sea. He sighed, "What had become of this town" he thought to himself, "Why had this happened?" He knew he couldn't answer the questions, and no one could, so he decided just not to think about them.He sat back down and dealt for another game of solitare. After a few minutes, he got stuck, until a hand came down from above and pointed. "Four go here" the zombie said, and ikwaylx shot his head up, forzen with fear. They both stared at each other for a while, until the zombie commented "Zombie JD go to oil rig!" Ikwaylx was confused by the comment, he thought the zombie ould have mauled him by now. Ikwaylx was so engrossed in thought that he didn't even notice that the zombie was mauling him, and ikwaylx tumbled to the ground, as his eyes turned to a dreadful red.

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The Noid was killed by Rusty. He is now a zombie
Ikwaylx was killed by Occasional JD. He is now a zombie

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So, round 2 is over. Round 3 will be on Friday, so please get your moves in by then. It doesn't look very good for the humans, though:

5 - 6 - 2

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Ju Ju Master wrote:
They both stared at each other for a while, until the zombie commented "Zombie JD go to oil rig!" Ikwaylx was confused by the comment, he thought the zombie ould have mauled him by now. Ikwaylx was so engrossed in thought that he didn't even notice that the zombie was mauling him, and ikwaylx tumbled to the ground, as his eyes turned to a dreadful red.

Roffle.

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It doesn't look very good for the humans, though:

5 - 6 - 2

But you never know what might happen...

Man, the zombies have done well for themselves so far.

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:kot: Wha? I don't do noooothing! No, seriously, what are you talking about?


It made it seem like you liked this game better than the previous zombie outbreak because I put stories in, and Snailmail got confused and annoyed because he put stories in his, too.

I'm not even sure if you were in the last one :p


OK. It all makes sense now. I wasn't in the last one.

I'm still alive! Woot.

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Heh, JD is funny. Why was Ik playing Solitare on an oil rig, anyway? Heck, why is there an oil rig in this small town that's not anywhere near the ocean? Meh, it doesn't matter.

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Heh, JD is funny. Why was Ik playing Solitare on an oil rig, anyway? Heck, why is there an oil rig in this small town that's not anywhere near the ocean? Meh, it doesn't matter.

PM'd.


I didn't make the map. Blame Snailmail :p


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Ok, so I'm waiting on 7 more pms :p. I was gonna send out reminder pms now, but I'll post this, in hopes of people sending them on their own, and send pms out a bit later.

Since so many people haven't sent them yet, I may extend this round a day. (Meaning I'll post the results on Saturday, instead of tomorrow) It fits better with my schedule in the long run, anyways.


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I'll PM you in a minnit.

Oh, man, I got you. Noid, I whupped you good, my buhh brotha.

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Ok, so since a lot of people didn't even realize that turn 2 had ended and 4 had begun, I'm gonna start updating less quickly, so there'll be a few more days in between for people to see if the round has begun yet. Update tomorrow.

Also, BTG has quit, so the humans have one less member..


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I'll PM you in a minnit.

Oh, man, I got you. Noid, I whupped you good, my buhh brotha.


Well I'm gonna whup someone up real good this time! I can feel it in my...undead...mojo....

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Heh, JD is funny. Why was Ik playing Solitare on an oil rig, anyway? Heck, why is there an oil rig in this small town that's not anywhere near the ocean? Meh, it doesn't matter.

PM'd.


In my PM's, I actually say ZOMBIE JD GO TO WHEREVER!". It was nice of Ju Ju to include that little tidbit...

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Homerun Starrer wrote:
Heh, JD is funny. Why was Ik playing Solitare on an oil rig, anyway? Heck, why is there an oil rig in this small town that's not anywhere near the ocean? Meh, it doesn't matter.

PM'd.


In my PM's, I actually say ZOMBIE JD GO TO WHEREVER!". It was nice of Ju Ju to include that little tidbit...


Yeah, "ZOMBIE JD GO TO MALL!" was hilarious, I had to include it.


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JJM, I just want to say your fake location makes me laugh everytime I see it. Toastpaint. Just had to get that off my back.

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Heh, JD is funny. Why was Ik playing Solitare on an oil rig, anyway? Heck, why is there an oil rig in this small town that's not anywhere near the ocean? Meh, it doesn't matter.

PM'd.


I didn't make the map. Blame Snailmail :p


Hey, I never said it was in a small town :p .....I was thinking Chicago. There's things like oilrigs here in Chicago.

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By the way, just so you guys know, not everything in these stories involves people in the game. There are more citizens, zombies, and soldiers in this city that aren't part of this gamne, but may be added into the story for scenery (Like the people who had barricaded the buildings in the first round).

8:30 PM, Friday, October 13th, 2006

Jonn-E moaned as he slowly walked through the town. He was becoming tired, however, as the transformation into a zombi had used up a good part of his energy, so he began looking for a place to rest for a half hour or so. As he continued walking, he began to approach the house and saw a figure moving, as if it were trying to get inside. Jonn quickened his stride, since, though he was tired, he was also famished, and decided to use the rest of his energy for one last feast.

Ian heard a soft moan and quickly became alert, looking to see where the sound came from. Jonn continued walking, faster, hungry for human meat. He continued close enough to see the face of the poor, helpless civillian, but was confused by what he saw. Ian did not have a look of terror on his face, but one of determination. Jonn continued walking, but before he could claw at Ian, he flt a searing pain right in his neck. He looked at his prey to see it holding a shotgun, which he had taken from under his jacket. Jonn collapsed to the ground, now a poor, helpless zombie.

Meanwhile, Ace had problems of his own. His heart beating faster than ever, he ran, dodging two bullets from a shotgun of a nearby soldier, attempting to blow away a zombie. He had no idea where he was going, he just knew he had to get away from the zombie, and to a larger etent, the runaway bullets of the amateur soldier. When the sounds of gunshots became faint, Ace stopped, and looked at his surroundings. He noticed the dock a few blocks in front of him and ran towards it. As he walked onto the dock, he noticed a pair of binoculars hanging from one of the posts. He took them and looked out to sea, and spotted numerous half-filled boats, occupied by those too selfish to wait for others to escape onto them. "Jerks," Ace thought "They should eb the ones eaten alive. Not us. What did we do??" Ace sighed, and put the binoculars around his neck. He sat at the edge of the dock, but not for long, as he heard a sound behind him and sprang up. At the end of the dock stood Rusty, slowly advancing towards Ace. Ace backed up towards the end of the dock, and when he made it there, he found himself trapped. Rusty continued walking towards him, and when they were only a few feet away, Ace realized that the best thing for himself to do was to jump off the dock. He knew he would drown, but it was better than being a horrible mutant, clawing at his friends. He leapt up as one of his shoes flew off, but before he could get far, Rusty grabbed onto his feet. He managed to hold onto the shoed one, but lost grasp of his other foot, tearing off skin as it fell from his grip. Ace wailed in pain as he fell back onto the dock. He attempted to stand up, which caused even more pain, but when he did, he was knocked down again. Before he knew it, Rusty had bitten into his neck, and Ace lay there, motionless.

About ten minutes earlier, The Chessman emerged from a building, onto the street. He was tired, and decided to stay in the sreet for the time being. He sat down and looked around, seeing numerous corpses on the ground. Horrified by the sight, he decided to busy himself with... well, himself. As The Chessman thought, The Noid emerged from a nearby building, hungry for pizza - I mean flesh. When outside, he saw The Chessman, sitting own with his eyes closed, and catiously advanced on him. When he was close enough, The Noid groaned, and The Chessman, startled, opened his eyes and looked towards where the sound had come from. Standing close to him was The Noid, rimacing evily towards him. The Chessman crawled backwards, overun with fear. He contineud crawling until his hand hit a sharp rock. The Chessman yelled out in pain, thinking it would be his last moment to live. The Noid clawed at The Chessman''s chest, and he screamed once again. The Noid opened his mouth to bite him, when a gunshot was heard.

The Noid let go of The Chessman and looked toward the gunshot. Another was fired, both into the sky, and The Noid, aggrivated, lurched towards Dactyl, as a civillian sprinted by in terror. Dactyl waited until the zombie was close enough to be shot at, and The Noid advanced, with his teeth ready to bite Dactyl, whenever possible. Dactyl shot again, angering The Noid even more, causing him to begin running, which Dactyl did not epect. He shot again and missed. By that time, The Noid was right net to him. Dactyl shot again, this time hitting the Noid in the chest, but The Noid had already bitten him. Dactyl fell to the ground in pain. He knew what he had to do. With his last bit of strength, he took out his gun, aimed it towards his own heart, and shot. He yelled out in agony, but soon his yels died out.

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Jonn-E was killed by IantheGecko. He is now out of the game
Acekirby was killed by Rusty. He is now a zombie
The Noid was killed by Dactyl. He is now out of the game
Dactyl was bitten by The Noid, but committed suicide before he coudl become a zombie. He is now out of the game

3 - 5 - 1 - 3

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Yeah, to make things mroe fair, I've decided when a soldier is killed, they do not turn into a zombie. So, Jonn, Noid, and Dactyl are out of the game.

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