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It's very unprbable that zombies won't win. That's why I made it a bit more fair by making soldiers immune to zombification.

Also, even though it doesn't seem like it, BTG quitting helped the humans out, even though he was a human. More humans doesn't help, less zombies do, and since humans can turn into zombies, more humans are bad.

That'd suck. Twice in a row. Now the soldiers are using the God-mode by pressing tilde. CHEATERS!

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Boo, I'm dead!

..again.

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I still need pms from 5 people. I'd say the names, but I'm kinda strapped on time at the moment (Comercials are only 4 minutes long ) So if you haven't sent it, please do. I'll update on Wednesday.

Yeah.. I said I'd update today.... I lied.

You see, I was doing homework, and my binder started exploding, so I started cleaning it out, and oen thing eld to another, and I ended up looking through old yearbooks. That's when I realized I should probably finish the homework which I started at the beginning of this paragraph

So, now I'm finished with it, but there's no time for an update. I'll probably get it in tomorrow, though I have a paper to write on Sappho. Ugghh...

And that's my life story.

9:30 PM, Friday, October 13th, 2006

The Chessman sat down on a bench beside him. He had just run a few blocks to the subway station, and, after the previous incident with a zombie at the street, was becoming more and mroe weary. He stared at the tracks and cleared his head of thoughts for a while, until he heard footsteps. Slow, small striding footsteps, coming from the entrance of the station. The Chessman slowly tiptoed towards a corner, attempting to hide so that whatever was walkign towards him, almost defenitely a zombie, wouldn't see him. The footsteps got slightly louder each time, and soon he could tell that the zombie was close by, and could sense his presence. The Chessman squeezed his eyes shut in terror, as the footsteps got even louder, until the zombies ppounced in front of him, pointing a shotgun towards his face. The Chessman screamed, and the zombie took the shotgun away. The Chessman re-opened his eyes, only to see the zombie was not a zombie at all, but Ian. "Damnit, Ian!" The Chessman said, "Don't sneak up on someone like that!"

"Sorry, Chessman," Ian replied, "but I've got to be catious. You nevr know where one of these zombeis might be. With that, both The Chessman and Ian sat down to rest, both relieved at the other's true appearence.

DS_Kid slowly walked through a small, common house, which, nearly five hours ago, he had barricaded himself inside of. All was dark, except for the faint light which came through the parts of the windows which could still be seen. Now that he had safetly occupied the house for four and a half hours, he decided it would be safe to light a candle. After doing so, one oculd see that DS_Kid wore a white labcoat, with a beaker filled with a mysterious, blue glowing liquid in it's pocket. He looked out the window and sighed, "Science comes at a cost"

Recap:

Nothing happened! MUAHAHAHAHA!!!

3 - 5 - 1 - 3

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Next round will probably be on Tuesday, at the earliest.

I died? Oh. I guess that's what I get for not checking the games section that often. Time to join another game!

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Dag, yo.

Yeah, so I'm gonna be late updating again. Monday and Tuesday are never good days to me. So, I'll send out needed turn pms romorrow (Which by the way, there are four more needed) and I'll make the update, hopefully, on Wednesday, which is progressively becoming a much better day in my schedule.... for now.

I never stand by my word, do I? But then again, this is text, so I guess it's all right.

10:30 PM, Friday, October 13th, 2006

Topofsm wandered around the house, which, for the past 15 minutes, had been his new hideout. It was very difficult to see, and lighting a candle would be avery dangerous idea in his situation, so, after a few minutes of wandering, he sat down and atempted to stay still, as to not attract any attention from zombies that could be lurking around. However, his stillness was soon interupted, as a sheet of paper flew through the air towards him, landing at his feet. He picked up the paper and began to read. "C10H14O.." he thought to himself as he read, "What is this?" However, like his stillness, his reading was also soon interupted by a groaning from above. Top looked up from the slip of paper to see an anrgy Rusty, preparing to claw at him. Top screamed, as the paper, and his life, flew just out of reach.

Aproximately ten minutes earlier, Disk was busy gaining the courage to step outside into the horrid place this town had become "I need to do this, it's my duty" he thought to himself, "If I don't this will have happened for nothing. With a sheet of paper in hadn, he opened the only remainng window that hadn't been barricaded up and stepped into the cold abyss of Forumopolis. Catiously, he looked around for a lone zombie, he wouldn't be able to handle more than one. if he had the elemtn of surprise, he could do his duty without any damage, so his search began. It wasn't too long before he found what he was looking for - I mean, they're all over the place - and from his pocket, Disk took out a syringe. Then, he inserted the syringe into the beaker filled with the blue glowing liquid in his other pocket and waited as the syringe began to fill with the liquid. He then approcahed the zombie and, quick and skillfully, pushed the syringe into the zombies arm. The zombie moaned loudly, and collapsed in agony, twitching. Small patches of flesh began to grow on the zombie, and Disk smiled, but soon the process stopped. Disk inspected the zombie and jotted some notes down onto the paper he was holding. He continued writing, completely unaware of the huge mistake he was making - he still needed to get back to safety - and all the while a zombie was walking towards him. Disk was still writing down more notes when he heard a groan from behind him. Before he could turn around, the zombie had sunk his teeth binto Disk's neck, and Disk, simillar to his lab rat, fell down in pain, as his brain slowly became dilluted with thoughts of flesh.

Occasional JD was walking down the streets of Forumopolis, searching for a good snack, all the while thinking to himself, "Zombie JD go to streets.. zombie JD go to streets...". Unlike others we have seen, however, JD did not become engrossed in his thoughts, and noticed a human standing not too far from him. It appared that the human hadn't noticed him yet, he was busy reading a slip of paper, so JD continued at his slow, quiet pace. When he was just close enough to claw at him, the human realized what was happening and began running. However, the human was obviously not very good at running, and tripped over a corpse lying in the road. The human screamed as JD grimmaced and gnashed his teeth into the humans neck. Blood rushed from the human as his scream died out, as a rook and a bishop rolled out of his pocket, into the streets.

Hi Guys sat, shiverring outside the warehouse, as a small sheet of slightly crumpled, blood-stained paper flew by. Hi Guys grabbed onto it and began reading it. "Woah, this is some crazy stuff" he thought, and noticed the large word at the top, which read "Revrification"

Recap:

Topofsm was killed by Rusty. He is now a zombie
The Chessman was killed by Occasional JD. He is now a zombie.

1 - 7 - 1 - 3

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The next round should be on Monday, but trust me, it won't be. Expect Wednesday at the earliest.

Gah! You capitalized my name! I hate it when that happens! Can't you stupid people get it through your heads! Don't capitalize my name!

Oh, I guess I died.

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No, I lied. I'm never going to have a good sig. So just forget about it.

Actually, the only reason I capitalized it was because it was at the beginning of a sentence. Yeah. We'll go with that one.

I don't care! It's improper grammar to capitalize my name!

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No, I lied. I'm never going to have a good sig. So just forget about it.

Gotcha topo!

Man..that's, what, 3 now?

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Man, I haven't gotten to do anything....

PM'd.

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Bah I died how can you kill a zombie?
Lol one human left and a lot of zombies.

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Where am I?

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I'm guessing that you're at your computer, posting on a forum about Homestar Runner.

Maybe.

...Oh, you meant in the game? Well, we took you out, because you weren't really doing anything.

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11:30 PM, Friday, October 13th, 2006

Exhibit A sat at the oil rig, waiting. He was nervous, he didn't know what he was here for, all he knew was someone needed him. About 15 minutes before, he had recieved a letter asking him to come to the oil rig, and that it was important. Ex didn't know why he obeyed, but he thought he'd take the risk; chances were he would be dead soon, anyways. After a fewminutes of waiting, Ex saw a figure emerge onto the rig.

"Oh, good. You got the letter" Hi Guys said, wit5h a sigh of relieft.

Ex too sighed, he was happy about who he saw, "What did you need me here for?"

"Look at this piece of paper" Hi Guys said, as he handed Ex the paper.

"Revrification?" Ex quetioned, 'So someone's trying to revive the zombies?"

"I think so, but look here." Hi Guys replied, pointing to a part of the paper

"Agent Seethroo." Ex said as he read, "So what?"

"Seethroo isn't a scientistt, and this is some pretty complex chemical stuff. What would he have to do with this?" Hi Guys replied

"Hm, that's true..." Ex said, thinking.

"Can you bring this to the admins? I'm guessing that they're in the city hall." Hi Guys said

"Might as well," Ex began, "Looks like out only chance for survival. I'll see you later.. hopefully." and with that he walked off the rig. Hi Guys, however, was worried, more-so than Ex. Not about the zombies themself, but he thought that something more than "Revrification" was up.

Occasional JD sat on the bed inside of the house, "Zombie JD need to go to bed, but zombie JD need clean sheet." JD stood up to check the linen closet for a clean sheet, but was unaware how to open the door, so he kept just walking into it. After a few minutes, the door fell down, but it covered the sheets inside, so JD xontinued to walk into the door, as to move it out of the way... or, he might just have wanted to walk into the door. I can't really be sure. After ten mintues, JD gave up and heaed for the kitchen. However, to his surprise, a human was standing there, faqcing right towards him. Or rather, a human with a shotgun was standing there, shooting numerous shells right through him. JD collapsed to the floor and he groaned, "Zombie JD try to eat human, but zombie JD get holes shot through asophagas"

"What?" Ian asked.

"REESES PIECES" JD brought his head up and yelled, but then collapseed once again, never to incorrectly use the first person again.

Exhibit A catiously made his way over the barricadeds of the city hall and climbed through the window. All isnide quickly shot their heads to where the noise was coming from, and a few of them took out a gun. However, seeing who it was, they pu their weapons down and continued wat they were doing.

"Think you could knock next time?" Stu said.

'Sorry, I didn't want to sttract any zombies." Ex replied.

"Fair enough. Stu said, "What brings you here?"

"Is AgentSeethroo here? I need to talk to-." Ex said

"Just around down the hall" Interupter Jones interupted.

"Tha-"

"No problem." IJ replied. Exhibit A walekd down the hall, where he was greeted by Seethroo.

"I heard you coming. What is it?" He asked.

"Does this ring a bell?" Ex asked, holding up the paper.

Seethroo's eyes widened, 'Where did you find that?"

"So you do know something about it." Ex said

Seethroo semed somewhat nervous, but he remained calm, "Don't play games with me, Ex. Yeah, we all know about it, we've had scientists working on a revrification serum since the outbreak. I pretty much organized it. That's why my name is there. Nothing to worry about." Seethroo responded.

"Ok, thanks. Anything I can do to help?"

"No. It's probably be best for you to go now, we're pretty busy."

"Ok. thanks again." Ex said as he began to walk out, but he stopped in his tracks, eyeing te paper. "Uhh.. Seethroo? This paper has notes about the zombies from over a week ago, before the outbreak started..." Ex began to turn around, facing Seethroo, "How did you ha-" Ex stopped talking at the sight of a pistol pointed towards him. Seethroo hit the trigger, and Ex fell to the floor.

Recap:

Occasional JD was killed by IantheGecko. He is now out of the game.

1 - 6 - 1 - 4

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I'll try to update on Wednesday, but knowing me, it won't be until Thursday, at least. Hopefully Saturday at the latest.

Yay, I killed someone!

I'm a reptile, FYI.

So do I need to send another place yet?

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Yay! Humor!

I still haven't gotten to do anything...

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That's what the government wants us to think.

Actually, I knew that. Not really sure why I put amphibian.

[quote="IantheGecko"So do I need to send another place yet?[/quote]

Yep. After each turn you have to choose a nw place. (I randomized your move last turn because you didn't send me your move) Each turn ends when I post the new part of the story.

And just like that, a new saga of zombie is gone...

I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY, IAN!

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( << )<~~~ WANTS
O O YOUR SOUL

Oui, je suis très heureux! ^_^

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Ah, change of plans! Muarhar!

Yes. Muarhar.

So, thanks to MCAS (Massachusetts standardized test thing), I have no homework due Wednesday. Therefore, I have the time to do an update tomorrow. So, if you haven't sent in your move, please do. I'll send the turn needed pms in a minute.

Oh, Ian, you stubby toad.

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How many times must I tell you? I'm a GECKO!!!

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12:30 PM, Saturday, October 14th, 2006

Hearing the gunshot, Jones ran into the room Seethroo had been working in.

"Seethroo? What happened? Are you OK" IJ asked as he ran into the room.

"Yeah, I'm fine" Seethroo answered.

Seeing the corpse on the ground, IJ's eyes widened, "Seethroo.. what'd you do?"

"It'S Exhibit A."

"You... you shot Exhibit A? Wh-why?" IJ questioned.

"I had to," Seethroo said, "He was catching onto us."

"You didn't have to kill hi-" InterupterJones began, but, ironically, was interupted by Seethroo.

"Yes, I did." He said, "What would've happened if I didn't> He realized what we were doing, if I let him go, even if I made an excuse, he'd alreadys een too much. We'd all go to jial."

"Dangit, Seethroo, this is going too far. I thought we were doing this to help the world? Look how many freakin' people we've killed trying to do this! And what have we acomplihed? Nothing!" IJ shouted

"It's just gonna take a bit more time," Seethroo said, "We'll get it."

Hi Guys sat at the dock, shiverring from the cold; midnight in October was never one to be very warm. But the cold was not the only cause of his shiverring. Hi Guys was worried about Ex. It'd been almost an hour and a half since she'd asked Ex to go to the Forumopolis Council, he should've been back by now.

'I'll give it one more hour" Hi Guys thought.

Recap:

Nothing happened. Yep, it took me a week to tell you that nothing happened.

1 - 6 - 1 - 4

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We have MCas again on Wednesday, so that means I'll have a bit of extra time on Tuesday. No guarentees, though. Try to get your moves in by, Tues, though.

This is important!

Or rather, it makes things a lot easier for both of us (but mainly me )

So, here's the deal. Since this game isn't stickied anymore, it'll be hard to see when it's been updated. So, because of this, I will be updating every Saturday. That way, you don't need to check every day to see if you need to send me your turn, you can just do it on Sunday.

Please try to rememeber to send your turns on Sunday or Monday, so I don't have to pm people. If you guys can do that, I promise I'll actually nupdate when I say I'll update (Which now is every Saturday) It'll make things a lot easier. Thanks

1:30 PM, Saturday, October 14th, 2006

Hi Guys sat, tired from all the running he had been doing today. He had been walking to the Forumopolis Council Building, but was currently resting at the street. He was tired, thirsty and hungry, but two of his needs could not be given to him right now, so he thought it best to rest. However, an open street is not a very smart plac to rest, and Hi Guys soon realized this, as he heard groaning. Hi Guys instantly knew what was approaching him, and shot up from his seat. However, no matter how hard he looked, he could soon, nor hear anything. So, getting calmer, Hi Guys sat back down. But again, he heard the groan, and shot back out of his seat. But, like last time, there was nothign near. "Am I going crazy?" he thought to himself, but after a few more mintues of nothing, he took his seat again. But, surely enough, the groan came back, and Hi Guys, once again, jumped back up. ANgrily, he shouted, "Stop playing games and show yourself!" Soon after, the groan came again, much louder. This startled the already angry Hi Guys, who began to run. But, in his haste, he twisted his ankle and fell to the ground. Topofsm, the zombie who had been taunting Hi Guys then came from the forest and grimaced at Hi Guys, who helplessly screamed, knowing he was at the zombie's mercy.

AgentSeethroo watched from the sidelines. "You will not have died in vain." he quietly said, and began to write on a piece of papr. He sighed, "Science comes at a cost."

Recap:

Hi Guys was killed by topofsm. He is now a zombie.

0 - 7 - 1 - 4

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Well, the zombies have won. i hope you all enjoyed the game.

If anyone wants to host the next game, if there will be a next game, anyone is free to do so. I'm done with long-term game hostings for now.

can I host it! I just need a reply of permission ju ju,
So far nothing really seems to be going on in my game, can I host? pleezzz!!

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