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An electronic device in your home will explode. Don't look at the color green.

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A gang of fish will invade your attic. Don't offer them coffee.

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Be afraid. Be very afraid. Of what, we don't know. We know it's seven letters, and it starts with a Q. But we haven't a clue beyond that.

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The money in your pocket/wallet/money thing will vaporize if you touch it. Mars says you'll find love at work.

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Electronics are your mortal enemy. Avoid them at all costs. Also, I hate your shirt.

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Don't look at the sky this week, for Venus is not in your house.

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Despite hours of stunned silence, rabid denial, and heartrending self-deception next Thursday, your stillborn will be still dead.

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You do not appear to have a birth sign. Therefore, you have never been born. Sorry about that.

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The sun will laugh at you all week.

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You will read your horoscope today. Wow! It already came true! Isn't that great? You will also think the author of your horoscope is insane and crazy. Wow! Two predictions in a row have come true! AMAZING!

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An appliance in your home will explode.

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You will get kidnapped on your way to the mall. Thankfully, your best defense can be described in two words. The second word is DEODORANT. The first word is NO.

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Someone with brown hair will ruin your life.

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Someone old with no hair will look creepy today. The reason: they misheard the lyrics of "Oye Como Va" as "Get a combover".

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Saturn's position says that you must wear yellow all week, or any form of bread will kill you if eaten.

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Today is your lucky day! There's now a one in ten thousand chance that you'll be the one to bust the oldest and most mysterious mystery on earth: what ARE the lyrics to "Louie, Louie"?

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Your ears will bleed profusely, according to Neptune's position.

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You will mysteriously find money in your pockets, and have no clue how it got there.

I'm a Leo.

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You will find a money bag! But while retrieving it, you realize that it's just a bag, and when you turn to walk away, you will fall off a cliff.

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Try not to look at anything with leaves on it, for the stars say that you will get very sick & maybe die.

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Try not to look at anything that will turn you to stone if you look at it (Medusa, Stheno, Euryale, etc.).

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Three very odd-looking people will cover you in paint and swing you into a canvas for the enjoyment of a large group of people watching you.

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