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| Author: | IantheGecko [ Sat Jun 03, 2006 2:52 am ] |
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An electronic device in your home will explode. Don't look at the color green. |
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| Author: | Exhibit A [ Sat Jun 03, 2006 2:53 am ] |
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A gang of fish will invade your attic. Don't offer them coffee. |
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| Author: | mathgrant [ Sat Jun 03, 2006 2:56 am ] |
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Be afraid. Be very afraid. Of what, we don't know. We know it's seven letters, and it starts with a Q. But we haven't a clue beyond that. |
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| Author: | IantheGecko [ Sat Jun 03, 2006 3:03 am ] |
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The money in your pocket/wallet/money thing will vaporize if you touch it. Mars says you'll find love at work. |
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| Author: | Exhibit A [ Sat Jun 03, 2006 3:21 am ] |
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Electronics are your mortal enemy. Avoid them at all costs. Also, I hate your shirt. |
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| Author: | IantheGecko [ Sat Jun 03, 2006 3:34 am ] |
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Don't look at the sky this week, for Venus is not in your house. |
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| Author: | HHFOV [ Fri Jun 09, 2006 11:28 am ] |
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Despite hours of stunned silence, rabid denial, and heartrending self-deception next Thursday, your stillborn will be still dead. |
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| Author: | What's Her Face [ Fri Jun 09, 2006 1:30 pm ] |
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You do not appear to have a birth sign. Therefore, you have never been born. Sorry about that. Sagittarius. |
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| Author: | IantheGecko [ Fri Jun 09, 2006 5:35 pm ] |
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The sun will laugh at you all week. Sag' |
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| Author: | mathgrant [ Fri Jun 09, 2006 8:33 pm ] |
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You will read your horoscope today. Wow! It already came true! Isn't that great? You will also think the author of your horoscope is insane and crazy. Wow! Two predictions in a row have come true! AMAZING! Gemini |
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| Author: | IantheGecko [ Fri Jun 09, 2006 8:38 pm ] |
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An appliance in your home will explode. Sag' |
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| Author: | mathgrant [ Fri Jun 09, 2006 8:45 pm ] |
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You will get kidnapped on your way to the mall. Thankfully, your best defense can be described in two words. The second word is DEODORANT. The first word is NO. Gemini |
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| Author: | IantheGecko [ Fri Jun 09, 2006 8:47 pm ] |
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Someone with brown hair will ruin your life. Sagge |
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| Author: | mathgrant [ Fri Jun 09, 2006 8:49 pm ] |
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Someone old with no hair will look creepy today. The reason: they misheard the lyrics of "Oye Como Va" as "Get a combover". Gemini |
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| Author: | IantheGecko [ Fri Jun 09, 2006 8:51 pm ] |
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Saturn's position says that you must wear yellow all week, or any form of bread will kill you if eaten. Sag' |
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| Author: | mathgrant [ Fri Jun 09, 2006 8:54 pm ] |
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Today is your lucky day! There's now a one in ten thousand chance that you'll be the one to bust the oldest and most mysterious mystery on earth: what ARE the lyrics to "Louie, Louie"? Gemini |
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| Author: | IantheGecko [ Fri Jun 09, 2006 8:59 pm ] |
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Your ears will bleed profusely, according to Neptune's position. Sagg' |
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| Author: | TrogdorTSL [ Fri Jun 09, 2006 9:38 pm ] |
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You will mysteriously find money in your pockets, and have no clue how it got there. I'm a Leo. |
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| Author: | Code J [ Fri Jun 09, 2006 9:45 pm ] |
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You will find a money bag! But while retrieving it, you realize that it's just a bag, and when you turn to walk away, you will fall off a cliff. Aquarius. |
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| Author: | IantheGecko [ Fri Jun 09, 2006 10:12 pm ] |
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Try not to look at anything with leaves on it, for the stars say that you will get very sick & maybe die. Sagg'. |
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| Author: | mathgrant [ Mon Jun 26, 2006 10:03 pm ] |
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Try not to look at anything that will turn you to stone if you look at it (Medusa, Stheno, Euryale, etc.). Gemini |
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| Author: | IantheGecko [ Mon Jun 26, 2006 10:22 pm ] |
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Three very odd-looking people will cover you in paint and swing you into a canvas for the enjoyment of a large group of people watching you. Sagg' |
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