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Fill that void in your pathetic life by playing Frisbee 15 hours a day.

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Make references to good songs. Today is not a good day to breathe, eat, drink, sleep, blink, or wear clothes. And beware of a red-haired man.

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So, so you think you can tell Heaven from Hell, blue skies from pain. Can you tell a green field from a cold steel rail? A smile from a veil? Do you think you can tell?


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The stars say that you're an exciting and wonderful person, but you know they're lying. Kill all your friends.

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Beware the Ides of April! Avoid the man in the black suit and sunglasses. And don't bet on the Vikings. Hiding in the yogurt might prove beneficial.

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Today you won't die. This would be good news, if it weren't opposite day. Beware the man with two legs.

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Because Pluto is in the House (not any specific house, but just the general Crib, or Hizzy, or whatever those rap guys say), you should solder yourself to a piece of cheese. Also, make funny animal noises, especially at classy parties and in court.

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So, so you think you can tell Heaven from Hell, blue skies from pain. Can you tell a green field from a cold steel rail? A smile from a veil? Do you think you can tell?


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You lack the complacency to eat any more fish.

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Not a valid sign. Please try again.

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The stars are ticked off that you invoke a non-existant star sign. They're so angry that a meteorite will strike you in the face.


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You will never find true happiness. See that knife? Have fun.

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You might want to cloak yourself tonight.

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All your friends are laughing behind your back. Take down all those pictures of John Lennon in your guest bathroom.

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Bruce Springsteen is quietly plotting your demise. Avoid bathrooms.

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Didymus leches over you like he does everyone else.

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You will be frozen in a glacier somewhere in Europe this week. Don't forget your toothbrush, for fear that you will anger the stars.

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I wonder what's supposed to happen when the stars are right.

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You will start a rock n' roll band, but not look like The Cheat. Fortunately, yellow feet are in store for you.

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I hope you weren't hoping to fall in molten lava, cuz guess what!

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Don't promeande or do-si-do this week. Trust the stars!

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Go away. Nobody cares about your fate. And I'm not returning your calls.

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Get ready for an unexpected trip-when you fall screaming from an open window.

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DON'T...DRINK...THE MILK...

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A robot will eat your mother today, according to the stars. Do not steal scissors from your next-door neighbor.

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Forget that test tomarow, in rich your brain with more video games!

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Pisces: Some species of werewolf, were-shrimp, or were-Casio will destroy your refrigerator. Do not throw your spare light bulbs away, for Andromedia is in your house. Huddled in a corner of your basement, to be specific.

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Saggie: You know that girl you like? Kill her.

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That grapefruit you're planning to eat will give you AIDS. Take a bus.

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lol, Ian.
Saggitari-whatever: OK, it's confession time man. I'm a 30-year-old man who lives in his parents basement and I've been making up these horoscopes for 10 years. Everything you've everread here only came true because you told yourself to believe it because you're weak minded. Sorry.

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The position of Jupiter says that you should spend the rest of the month covered in electrical tape.

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