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| Author: | IantheGecko [ Sat Apr 15, 2006 8:21 pm ] |
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Fill that void in your pathetic life by playing Frisbee 15 hours a day. Sagittarius |
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| Author: | Einoo T. Spork [ Sat Apr 15, 2006 8:23 pm ] |
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Make references to good songs. Today is not a good day to breathe, eat, drink, sleep, blink, or wear clothes. And beware of a red-haired man. Pisces. |
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| Author: | IantheGecko [ Sat Apr 15, 2006 8:25 pm ] |
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The stars say that you're an exciting and wonderful person, but you know they're lying. Kill all your friends. Sag' |
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| Author: | Didymus [ Sat Apr 15, 2006 8:43 pm ] |
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Beware the Ides of April! Avoid the man in the black suit and sunglasses. And don't bet on the Vikings. Hiding in the yogurt might prove beneficial. Sign: cheese glorious cheese |
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| Author: | andrew [ Sat Apr 15, 2006 8:46 pm ] |
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Today you won't die. This would be good news, if it weren't opposite day. Beware the man with two legs. I'm a Libra. |
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| Author: | Einoo T. Spork [ Sat Apr 15, 2006 8:54 pm ] |
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Because Pluto is in the House (not any specific house, but just the general Crib, or Hizzy, or whatever those rap guys say), you should solder yourself to a piece of cheese. Also, make funny animal noises, especially at classy parties and in court. Sign: Fishy fishy guy. |
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| Author: | Clan rHrN [ Sat Apr 15, 2006 8:55 pm ] |
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You lack the complacency to eat any more fish. Sign: DJ_Dingodile |
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| Author: | IantheGecko [ Sat Apr 15, 2006 9:03 pm ] |
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Not a valid sign. Please try again. |
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| Author: | Clan rHrN [ Sat Apr 15, 2006 9:04 pm ] |
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Sign: DJ Dingodile |
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| Author: | Simon Zeno [ Sat Apr 15, 2006 9:07 pm ] |
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The stars are ticked off that you invoke a non-existant star sign. They're so angry that a meteorite will strike you in the face. Taurus!!!!!!!!!!! |
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| Author: | IantheGecko [ Sat Apr 15, 2006 9:13 pm ] |
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You will never find true happiness. See that knife? Have fun. Sagittarius |
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| Author: | Clan rHrN [ Sat Apr 15, 2006 9:14 pm ] |
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You might want to cloak yourself tonight. Sign: Aries |
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| Author: | IantheGecko [ Sat Apr 15, 2006 9:15 pm ] |
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All your friends are laughing behind your back. Take down all those pictures of John Lennon in your guest bathroom. Sagittarius |
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| Author: | andrew [ Sat Apr 15, 2006 9:17 pm ] |
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Bruce Springsteen is quietly plotting your demise. Avoid bathrooms. Libra. |
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| Author: | Clan rHrN [ Sat Apr 15, 2006 9:19 pm ] |
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Didymus leches over you like he does everyone else. Sign: Aries |
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| Author: | IantheGecko [ Sat Apr 15, 2006 9:25 pm ] |
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You will be frozen in a glacier somewhere in Europe this week. Don't forget your toothbrush, for fear that you will anger the stars. Sagittarius |
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| Author: | Clan rHrN [ Sat Apr 15, 2006 9:27 pm ] |
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I wonder what's supposed to happen when the stars are right. Aries |
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| Author: | IantheGecko [ Sat Apr 15, 2006 9:30 pm ] |
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You will start a rock n' roll band, but not look like The Cheat. Fortunately, yellow feet are in store for you. |
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| Author: | Hi Guys [ Sat Apr 15, 2006 9:30 pm ] |
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I hope you weren't hoping to fall in molten lava, cuz guess what! Sagittarius |
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| Author: | IantheGecko [ Sat Apr 15, 2006 9:34 pm ] |
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Don't promeande or do-si-do this week. Trust the stars! Sagittarius |
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| Author: | Einoo T. Spork [ Sat Apr 15, 2006 11:34 pm ] |
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Go away. Nobody cares about your fate. And I'm not returning your calls. Pisces |
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| Author: | IantheGecko [ Sat Apr 15, 2006 11:38 pm ] |
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Get ready for an unexpected trip-when you fall screaming from an open window. Sagittarius |
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| Author: | Occasional JD [ Sat Apr 15, 2006 11:41 pm ] |
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DON'T...DRINK...THE MILK... Capricorn |
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| Author: | IantheGecko [ Sat Apr 15, 2006 11:42 pm ] |
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A robot will eat your mother today, according to the stars. Do not steal scissors from your next-door neighbor. |
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| Author: | Entropy [ Sat Apr 15, 2006 11:45 pm ] |
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Forget that test tomarow, in rich your brain with more video games! that one fish one |
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| Author: | IantheGecko [ Sat Apr 15, 2006 11:52 pm ] |
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Pisces: Some species of werewolf, were-shrimp, or were-Casio will destroy your refrigerator. Do not throw your spare light bulbs away, for Andromedia is in your house. Huddled in a corner of your basement, to be specific. Sagittarius |
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| Author: | Dactyl [ Sun Apr 16, 2006 12:16 am ] |
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Saggie: You know that girl you like? Kill her. Mesa cancer. |
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| Author: | IantheGecko [ Sun Apr 16, 2006 1:05 am ] |
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That grapefruit you're planning to eat will give you AIDS. Take a bus. Saggie-tarius |
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| Author: | Dactyl [ Sun Apr 16, 2006 1:23 am ] |
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lol, Ian. Saggitari-whatever: OK, it's confession time man. I'm a 30-year-old man who lives in his parents basement and I've been making up these horoscopes for 10 years. Everything you've everread here only came true because you told yourself to believe it because you're weak minded. Sorry. Cancer. |
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| Author: | IantheGecko [ Sun Apr 16, 2006 1:30 am ] |
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The position of Jupiter says that you should spend the rest of the month covered in electrical tape. |
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