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| Author: | Dactyl [ Sun Apr 16, 2006 1:31 am ] |
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You will wake up do a bunch of stuff and then go back to sleep. |
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| Author: | Snailmail [ Sun Apr 16, 2006 1:56 am ] |
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You will explode in a violent boom, caused by a lard...kirby. Taurus. |
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| Author: | IantheGecko [ Sun Apr 16, 2006 2:04 am ] |
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You will light a match, & cause something to explode. According to the stars, your face. Sagittarius |
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| Author: | Homerun Starrer [ Sun Apr 16, 2006 2:08 am ] |
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It is dark. You are likely to be eaten by a grue. (bonus points if you get the reference!) Pisces |
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| Author: | IantheGecko [ Sun Apr 16, 2006 2:13 am ] |
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Somebody will write an electro song about you, & you will be famous. Then the stars will actually laugh at you. Sagittarius |
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| Author: | andrew [ Sun Apr 16, 2006 3:00 am ] |
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Your clothes are trying to suffocate you! Quick, burn them! Libra |
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| Author: | IantheGecko [ Sun Apr 16, 2006 3:05 am ] |
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You will be possessed by Charlie Brown for approximately 12 minutes. The path of Mercury shows that red won't be a good color on you this month. Sagittarius |
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| Author: | Windee [ Sun Apr 16, 2006 3:30 am ] |
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Great news, Sagittarius! When Pluto swings into the seventh house on the 16th, you will cease giving off that nasty odor that has deterred the opposite sex for so long! Lie low, though, as a false friend will try to take advantage of you and steal your wallet and car keys. Beware of carbonated drinks and the urge to scratch your ear. Your lucky color this week is fresh mango! I'm a Gemini |
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| Author: | IantheGecko [ Sun Apr 16, 2006 3:33 am ] |
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Not so good news. Dragons will eat your babies. Your lucky number is seventeen, though, so try to squeeze in as many R-rated movies as possible. |
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| Author: | PizzaTrophy [ Sun Apr 16, 2006 7:09 am ] |
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I'm guessing your a Sag.... You will go to a rave party, and collapse outside afterwards. After a lengthy investigation, the media will come to the conclusion that you didn't die from eating contaminated easter eggs, but rather a drug overdose (Ok, this actually happened in my town last night, I just wanted to include it somewhere. I'm not gonna wish that on anyone!) Virgo |
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| Author: | IantheGecko [ Sun Apr 16, 2006 4:47 pm ] |
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Now is not a good time to draw all over your mom in Bic pen. Wash down that guilt you're feeling with some expired grape soda. |
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| Author: | Einoo T. Spork [ Sun Apr 16, 2006 8:23 pm ] |
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Stop stealing from "Weird Al" Yankovic. Make love, not toilets. Don't throw away that expired milk; it's still good! Pisces |
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| Author: | IantheGecko [ Sun Apr 16, 2006 8:45 pm ] |
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According to Pluto's position, you should probably get an eye exam. But the stars also say you should throw away all your coasters. Either way, be careful of the color yellow. Sagittarius |
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| Author: | Dactyl [ Sun Apr 16, 2006 9:00 pm ] |
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Sagg-er-eemo- Listen to Bob Marley.Listen to Bob Marley.Listen to Bob Marley.Listen to Bob Marley.Listen to Bob Marley.Listen to Bob Marley.Listen to Bob Marley.Listen to Bob Marley.Listen to Bob Marley.Listen to Bob Marley.Listen to Bob Marley.Listen to Bob Marley.Listen to Bob Marley.Listen to Bob Marley.Listen to Bob Marley. Cancer. |
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| Author: | IantheGecko [ Sun Apr 16, 2006 9:04 pm ] |
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A plane will fall out of the sky & land on your school, office, or or home. Don't touch $5 bills. Sag' |
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| Author: | Dactyl [ Sun Apr 16, 2006 9:05 pm ] |
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Sage- OK, no one likes you. Befriend animals. Cancer again. Like it matters. |
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| Author: | IantheGecko [ Sun Apr 16, 2006 9:06 pm ] |
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Someone will attempt to light you on fire this week. The stars will favor your survival-if you're wearing white. Sagittarius |
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| Author: | thegunslinger [ Sun May 14, 2006 3:48 am ] |
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All your wildest dreams will come true, then you'll wake up and realize it was all a dream. Gemini |
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| Author: | Lu Bu [ Sun May 14, 2006 3:54 am ] |
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The soda machines have it out for you this week. A salseman will come to your door, greet him warmly. |
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| Author: | Einoo T. Spork [ Sun May 14, 2006 3:57 am ] |
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Blank blank blank, blankety blank blank. Blank? Blank! Seriously, put your (or at least an) astrological sign in next time. Pisces |
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| Author: | topofsm [ Sun May 14, 2006 3:58 am ] |
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You're gonna die eventually. Spend time with your toaster tonight. Aquarius. |
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| Author: | version_1 [ Sun May 14, 2006 9:31 am ] |
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Your Dog will playfully lick you, but he will get a taste for your flesh. Spend the rest of your life using all your money to buy a cat. Cancer |
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| Author: | buhubs [ Sun May 14, 2006 1:57 pm ] |
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It is suggested you use the browser firefox for these few upcoming days, if your computer is happy, aren't you happy virgo |
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| Author: | IantheGecko [ Sun May 14, 2006 10:21 pm ] |
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Go ahead & eat that extra piece of cake; your thighs will never look better. |
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| Author: | Marshmallow Roast [ Sun May 14, 2006 10:24 pm ] |
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You'll hear a song on the radio that will change your life for about the first 5 seconds. Then you'll wonder what the crap you're doing listening to that station. Aries. |
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| Author: | IantheGecko [ Sun May 14, 2006 10:35 pm ] |
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Try not to look at the sky today; you'll have too much positive energy. Sagittarius |
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| Author: | mathgrant [ Mon May 15, 2006 5:14 am ] |
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A friend will try to stab you in the back. Consider purchasing a huge shield and wearing it in the back of your shirt. Either that, or train a Typhlosion monkeroo to set blaze to him. Stupid backstabbin' friend. Gemini |
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| Author: | IantheGecko [ Tue May 16, 2006 2:34 am ] |
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Your kidneys will fail sometime next week, say the stars. Don't forget to change the soap in your shower. |
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| Author: | mathgrant [ Tue May 16, 2006 2:55 am ] |
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Consider switching phone companies. The stars say that your current one is charging TOO MUCH! Switch to Acme Long Distance, from the same people that brought you Acme Horoscopes! |
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| Author: | IantheGecko [ Tue May 16, 2006 2:57 am ] |
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Don't go to a karaoke bar this Thursday; a guy who happens to be named Tom Jones will be forced to sing "It's Not Unusual" in front of his drunken friends. This will throw your chi off-balance and cause you to only write in blue ink for the rest of your life. Sag' |
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