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Author:  IantheGecko [ Sat Apr 15, 2006 4:06 pm ]
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OK, so we all know how much bullcrap horoscopes are, so just make one up for the person above you! Just put your sign, & the stars will predict every single detail of your meaningless existence!

I'm a Sagittarius.

Author:  Hi Guys [ Sat Apr 15, 2006 4:08 pm ]
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You will be visited by a dark figure. You'll go and get some coffee. He'll end up killing you. Today: Sleep in!

I'm a Sagittarius.

Author:  IantheGecko [ Sat Apr 15, 2006 4:15 pm ]
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Now is not a good time to steal your mom's iPod & duct tape it to your Chemistry teacher's face. The stars suggest eating Pillsbury Crescent Rolls all day.

Sagittarius

Author:  Clan rHrN [ Sat Apr 15, 2006 4:20 pm ]
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I'm an Aries...

Author:  Color Printer [ Sat Apr 15, 2006 4:23 pm ]
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(You're supposed to post a fortune for Ian, Clan.)

Ian: Today is a good day to write a book. Don't write a romance novel, or else it'll totally backfire on you.

Clan: Today is probably a good day to build some kinda robot. But DON'T model it after a Mexican wrestler.

I'm a Capricorn.

Author:  ed 'lim' smilde [ Sat Apr 15, 2006 4:24 pm ]
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A special relationship will reach a new level with someone today.
I'm a capricorn also.

Author:  Clan rHrN [ Sat Apr 15, 2006 4:24 pm ]
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Looks like you're gonna be rich the next day if the stars are right...

Aries

Author:  IantheGecko [ Sat Apr 15, 2006 4:30 pm ]
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The Eiffel Tower will eat your liver, say the stars. Don't go to a rave.

Sagittarius

Author:  Homerun Starrer [ Sat Apr 15, 2006 4:42 pm ]
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Hippies will try to kidnap you. Stay alert, and don't wander around parks.

Picies (I spelled that wrong, I know it)

Author:  Shopiom [ Sat Apr 15, 2006 4:44 pm ]
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Coincidentally, the "bad spelling" team will come today and beat with a stick anyone who spells stuff wrong.

Taurus.

Author:  IantheGecko [ Sat Apr 15, 2006 4:49 pm ]
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Your love life will run into trouble when your significant other burns your face off.

Sagittarius

Author:  Shopiom [ Sat Apr 15, 2006 4:55 pm ]
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You will play video games all day and forget to do your homework.

Taurus.

Author:  What's Her Face [ Sat Apr 15, 2006 4:57 pm ]
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Venus and Mars is conspiring to give you male pattern baldness and itchy trousers in the next few days. You lose.

Sagittarius.

Author:  Shopiom [ Sat Apr 15, 2006 4:59 pm ]
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Too many of you guys! A hoverbike death trooper will come and shoot you in the leg.

Taurus.

Author:  Teh Ch8t [ Sat Apr 15, 2006 5:00 pm ]
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Today, when you eat lunch, the stars say that there will be a great fortune in your food.

Capricorn.

Author:  Shopiom [ Sat Apr 15, 2006 5:01 pm ]
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You will eat dog food today. For no particular reason.

Taurus.

Author:  IantheGecko [ Sat Apr 15, 2006 5:13 pm ]
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Your Internet will be stuck on pictures of THE DRESS. Call the police, and the stars will favor you this spring.

Sagittarius

Author:  Shopiom [ Sat Apr 15, 2006 5:17 pm ]
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You will try (unsuccessfully) to lose weight by exercise.

Taurus.

Author:  Clan rHrN [ Sat Apr 15, 2006 5:19 pm ]
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You end up a Tauren. The ladies are all up ons.

Aries

Author:  IantheGecko [ Sat Apr 15, 2006 5:32 pm ]
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You will fail at everything you do this week. Your life is miserable.

Sagittarius

Author:  Clan rHrN [ Sat Apr 15, 2006 5:33 pm ]
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Cthulhu will eat you!

Aries

Author:  IantheGecko [ Sat Apr 15, 2006 5:37 pm ]
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The stars predict tomorrow you'll wake up, do a buncha stuff, & then go back to sleep.

Sag'

Author:  Ju Ju Master [ Sat Apr 15, 2006 6:13 pm ]
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A mischevious cat will wander into your bread basket today. Stock up on rye.

Pisces

Author:  IantheGecko [ Sat Apr 15, 2006 7:12 pm ]
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Try to avoid any Cancers or Virgos with bird flu. You are the true King of the Internet, no matter what your idiot friends say.

Sagittarius

Author:  Didymus [ Sat Apr 15, 2006 7:41 pm ]
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Remember that nukerwave pizza you were planning on fixing for lunch? Well, don't. Have the pot pie instead.

Gemini

Author:  IantheGecko [ Sat Apr 15, 2006 7:43 pm ]
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Your birthday party will be ruined once again by a bomb landing in your backyard. Try not to shove bandages up your nose while taking the SAT.

Sagittarius

Author:  Didymus [ Sat Apr 15, 2006 7:56 pm ]
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Since you didn't post your sign, I'll just make one up for you:

Historic Over There is not the place for you. You might be better off postponing any traveling this week. Oh, and don't stick your head in the toilet, either.

Sign: Silly Putty.

Author:  Somm-1 [ Sat Apr 15, 2006 8:15 pm ]
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The girls will be all upons for the next two weeks. Get a guard dog to keep them away.

Whatever the month of July gets me.
I kept away from that crap for religious reasons so I don't know what I would be called.

Author:  IantheGecko [ Sat Apr 15, 2006 8:17 pm ]
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[You'd either be a Cancer or a Leo. Doesn't matter, really.]

You will eat 500 hot dogs, and your heart will explode. Don't go into work for the next 6 weeks.

Author:  Einoo T. Spork [ Sat Apr 15, 2006 8:18 pm ]
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Today is a good day for everyone in your sign except you. Study old Simpsons episodes to find creepy predictions of future events hidden in code. Try to get a raise.

Pisces

(Oh, and this isn't part of the "game", but horoscopes are the one thing that religious people and scientists both think are preposterous. w00t.)

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