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| Author: | IantheGecko [ Sat Apr 15, 2006 4:06 pm ] |
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OK, so we all know how much bullcrap horoscopes are, so just make one up for the person above you! Just put your sign, & the stars will predict every single detail of your meaningless existence! I'm a Sagittarius. |
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| Author: | Hi Guys [ Sat Apr 15, 2006 4:08 pm ] |
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You will be visited by a dark figure. You'll go and get some coffee. He'll end up killing you. Today: Sleep in! I'm a Sagittarius. |
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| Author: | IantheGecko [ Sat Apr 15, 2006 4:15 pm ] |
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Now is not a good time to steal your mom's iPod & duct tape it to your Chemistry teacher's face. The stars suggest eating Pillsbury Crescent Rolls all day. Sagittarius |
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| Author: | Clan rHrN [ Sat Apr 15, 2006 4:20 pm ] |
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I'm an Aries... |
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| Author: | Color Printer [ Sat Apr 15, 2006 4:23 pm ] |
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(You're supposed to post a fortune for Ian, Clan.) Ian: Today is a good day to write a book. Don't write a romance novel, or else it'll totally backfire on you. Clan: Today is probably a good day to build some kinda robot. But DON'T model it after a Mexican wrestler. I'm a Capricorn. |
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| Author: | ed 'lim' smilde [ Sat Apr 15, 2006 4:24 pm ] |
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A special relationship will reach a new level with someone today. I'm a capricorn also. |
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| Author: | Clan rHrN [ Sat Apr 15, 2006 4:24 pm ] |
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Looks like you're gonna be rich the next day if the stars are right... Aries |
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| Author: | IantheGecko [ Sat Apr 15, 2006 4:30 pm ] |
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The Eiffel Tower will eat your liver, say the stars. Don't go to a rave. Sagittarius |
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| Author: | Homerun Starrer [ Sat Apr 15, 2006 4:42 pm ] |
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Hippies will try to kidnap you. Stay alert, and don't wander around parks. Picies (I spelled that wrong, I know it) |
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| Author: | Shopiom [ Sat Apr 15, 2006 4:44 pm ] |
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Coincidentally, the "bad spelling" team will come today and beat with a stick anyone who spells stuff wrong. Taurus. |
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| Author: | IantheGecko [ Sat Apr 15, 2006 4:49 pm ] |
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Your love life will run into trouble when your significant other burns your face off. Sagittarius |
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| Author: | Shopiom [ Sat Apr 15, 2006 4:55 pm ] |
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You will play video games all day and forget to do your homework. Taurus. |
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| Author: | What's Her Face [ Sat Apr 15, 2006 4:57 pm ] |
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Venus and Mars is conspiring to give you male pattern baldness and itchy trousers in the next few days. You lose. Sagittarius. |
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| Author: | Shopiom [ Sat Apr 15, 2006 4:59 pm ] |
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Too many of you guys! A hoverbike death trooper will come and shoot you in the leg. Taurus. |
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| Author: | Teh Ch8t [ Sat Apr 15, 2006 5:00 pm ] |
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Today, when you eat lunch, the stars say that there will be a great fortune in your food. Capricorn. |
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| Author: | Shopiom [ Sat Apr 15, 2006 5:01 pm ] |
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You will eat dog food today. For no particular reason. Taurus. |
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| Author: | IantheGecko [ Sat Apr 15, 2006 5:13 pm ] |
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Your Internet will be stuck on pictures of THE DRESS. Call the police, and the stars will favor you this spring. Sagittarius |
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| Author: | Shopiom [ Sat Apr 15, 2006 5:17 pm ] |
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You will try (unsuccessfully) to lose weight by exercise. Taurus. |
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| Author: | Clan rHrN [ Sat Apr 15, 2006 5:19 pm ] |
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You end up a Tauren. The ladies are all up ons. Aries |
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| Author: | IantheGecko [ Sat Apr 15, 2006 5:32 pm ] |
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You will fail at everything you do this week. Your life is miserable. Sagittarius |
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| Author: | Clan rHrN [ Sat Apr 15, 2006 5:33 pm ] |
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Cthulhu will eat you! Aries |
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| Author: | IantheGecko [ Sat Apr 15, 2006 5:37 pm ] |
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The stars predict tomorrow you'll wake up, do a buncha stuff, & then go back to sleep. Sag' |
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| Author: | Ju Ju Master [ Sat Apr 15, 2006 6:13 pm ] |
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A mischevious cat will wander into your bread basket today. Stock up on rye. Pisces |
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| Author: | IantheGecko [ Sat Apr 15, 2006 7:12 pm ] |
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Try to avoid any Cancers or Virgos with bird flu. You are the true King of the Internet, no matter what your idiot friends say. Sagittarius |
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| Author: | Didymus [ Sat Apr 15, 2006 7:41 pm ] |
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Remember that nukerwave pizza you were planning on fixing for lunch? Well, don't. Have the pot pie instead. Gemini |
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| Author: | IantheGecko [ Sat Apr 15, 2006 7:43 pm ] |
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Your birthday party will be ruined once again by a bomb landing in your backyard. Try not to shove bandages up your nose while taking the SAT. Sagittarius |
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| Author: | Didymus [ Sat Apr 15, 2006 7:56 pm ] |
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Since you didn't post your sign, I'll just make one up for you: Historic Over There is not the place for you. You might be better off postponing any traveling this week. Oh, and don't stick your head in the toilet, either. Sign: Silly Putty. |
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| Author: | Somm-1 [ Sat Apr 15, 2006 8:15 pm ] |
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The girls will be all upons for the next two weeks. Get a guard dog to keep them away. Whatever the month of July gets me. I kept away from that crap for religious reasons so I don't know what I would be called. |
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| Author: | IantheGecko [ Sat Apr 15, 2006 8:17 pm ] |
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[You'd either be a Cancer or a Leo. Doesn't matter, really.] You will eat 500 hot dogs, and your heart will explode. Don't go into work for the next 6 weeks. |
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| Author: | Einoo T. Spork [ Sat Apr 15, 2006 8:18 pm ] |
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Today is a good day for everyone in your sign except you. Study old Simpsons episodes to find creepy predictions of future events hidden in code. Try to get a raise. Pisces (Oh, and this isn't part of the "game", but horoscopes are the one thing that religious people and scientists both think are preposterous. w00t.) |
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