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Wait a minute. . . the card couldn't possibly say that! Stagehand, bring me the card!

*stagehand does so*

HAHA! See, the card says you can only pick CONSONANTS! And A is not a consonant; it is a vowel. So you must guess a third CONSONANT now.

Also, the card says you must make up a lame joke of the form "181 _'s, _'s, and _'s walk into a bar. The bartender says, 'We don't serve your kind here!' The _'s, _'s, and _'s say, '________________!'", but replace the blanks with your consonants and a lame punchline. Heck, you don't even need to have a joke; just use anything random for a punchline. You could say "181 B's, C's, and D's walk into a bar. The bartender says, 'We don't serve your kind here!' The B's, C's, and D's say, 'I'm serious this time, mom, there's not a toaster in the closet!'"

If you fail to create such a joke, then *insert threat involving Clan rHrN here*. So, name your three consonants (including G and M) and make up one heckuva lame joke!

*a stagehand gives mathgrant $500*

. . . I don't know what that was for.

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I choose L for my other consonant.

And now for the 181 joke:

181moderators walk into a bar. The bartender says, "I'm sorry; we dont serve your kind here." The moderators say, "We must be LOCKED out!"

Get it? LOCKED!

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hey mathgrantus, you won't mind if I sleep here a little since nuttin's happenin' to me anydangways

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If I had posted during the time of COVID, COLA woulda called me worse than the virus.

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.......

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If at first you don't succeed, try, try, try again.

It's not mg's fault, Ian just posted his choice today.

But he's giving everybody all these rewards while they're stalling
I'm getting BUPKISS!

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If I had posted during the time of COVID, COLA woulda called me worse than the virus.

While your 181 joke was indeed lame, we unfortunately needed it to be about the letters G, M, and L, and not moderators. Sorry, ian. You lose your turn. buhubs, it's your turn.

SIDE EFFECTS MAY INCLUDE. . . || E*R***E-RE**TE* E*****I*N* || Used: EINRT
Badri3211: 507.769 dollars
buhubs: 0 dollars + BUPKISS (I don't even know what a BUPKISS is, or what it's worth, or where you got it from.)
ianthegecko: 175.75 dollars + Ju Ju Master's Latte (1,000 dollars)

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Okay, so I just spin I guess, there's not really any other choice, SPIN'D
da wheel
and bupkiss is another term for nuthin', NADA,

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If I had posted during the time of COVID, COLA woulda called me worse than the virus.

WHOA! I didn't know you won the entire National Afterdinner Desserts Association! That's awesome!

*spin sounds*

You landed on. . . Move One Space to Year's Supply of Guitars or Community Chest. You may choose Year's Supply of Guitars and guess a consonant, or draw the top card in the Community Chest pile and follow its instructions. (Yes, this is original. No, this isn't a rip-off of that one show Michael Larson was on.)

SIDE EFFECTS MAY INCLUDE. . . || E*R***E-RE**TE* E*****I*N* || Used: EINRT
Badri3211: 507.769 dollars
buhubs: 0 dollars + National Afterdinner Desserts Association ($A LOT dollars)
ianthegecko: 175.75 dollars + Ju Ju Master's Latte (1,000 dollars)

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I'm gonna go with the moving to year's supply of guitars
Guessing,....do-doo-do-doo-Please wait your call is very umportant to us,...dooo-do-do-do-doooooo, alright I'm back, please calm down, your cd harddrive is not a cup-holder or a coaster..
Guess:L......GUESSINATED!

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If I had posted during the time of COVID, COLA woulda called me worse than the virus.

Sheesh, you took way too long to make that decision. I was hoping for something more dramatic after all that time, like "Q!" or "X!" or "J!" or "Z!"

But L, is it? It is. It is in the puzzle. Yay!

SIDE EFFECTS MAY INCLUDE. . . || E*RL**E-REL*TE* E**L**I*N* || Used: EILNRT
Badri3211: 507.769 dollars
buhubs: 0 dollars + National Afterdinner Desserts Association ($A LOT dollars) + Year's Supply of Guitars (I don't know the value of that!)
ianthegecko: 175.75 dollars + Ju Ju Master's Latte (1,000 dollars)

Ooh! That L is red! That means every post from now on must contain the word "gladiators". Fail to use the word in your post, and you'll lose your turn and go bankrupt. Don't ask why, I don't write the rules of this show.

Remember: the word you need to use in every post is "gladiators".

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Gladiators.

I didn't know that I had to use all 3 letters in my 181 joke! Sheesh.

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Don't you insult my home state in your sig mathgrant, or I'll go like gladiators on you. can I spin again or buy a vowel
Spin'd or bought value of the vowel A
and I think I know part of the puzzle now

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If I had posted during the time of COVID, COLA woulda called me worse than the virus.

You can't buy a vowel. No spendable cash.

*RAT-A-TAT-A-TAT-A-TAT-A. . .*

You landed on every album ever made by the Jamaican reggae band The Gladiators! It's worth a lot, and it comes with a free vowel, even! Better than a free bowel, right?

SIDE EFFECTS MAY INCLUDE. . . || E*RL**E-REL*TE* E**L**I*N* || Used: EILNRT
Badri3211: 507.769 dollars
buhubs: 0 dollars + National Afterdinner Desserts Association ($A LOT dollars) + Year's Supply of Guitars (I don't know the value of that!)
ianthegecko: 175.75 dollars + Ju Ju Master's Latte (1,000 dollars)

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Yeah, that IS much better than a free bowel. So is a bunch of gladiators.

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*EEEEENK!*

You forgot to say "gladiators"! Than means you. . .

*stagehand whispering*

Huh? He DID say "gladiators"? But he didn't a few seconds ago. . . stupid freakin' edit button. . . whatever THAT is. . .

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O.k. can i use A or must i face the gladiators

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If I had posted during the time of COVID, COLA woulda called me worse than the virus.

You don't have any money, but the gladiators & I do, so you can't buy a vowel.

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Mathgrant created this so hows about you let him to do the decidin'
Don't sell your gladiators if you haven't got the dough-unwise saying

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If I had posted during the time of COVID, COLA woulda called me worse than the virus.

"cough cough"

*cough cough cough*



Sure, A is your free vowel. But have have to win it first by guessing a correct consonant. It's attached to the reggae prize, you see.

No other player on this show has ever gotten a free vowel before. If you can accomplish this, you'll get a chance to perform the Chapman-Groening gambit! More info on that later.

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O please, will guessing part of the puzzle win us any money or gladiators? and you don't have to repeat have in case you haven't noticed....have.

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If I had posted during the time of COVID, COLA woulda called me worse than the virus.

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. . .

*poke*

Oh! Um, sorry. My body is here, but my brain was in Arlington. Anyhow, no, you cannot guess part of the puzzle.




*stagehand prods*

Huh? Oh, right. Um, I forgot to say gladiators. So, um, gladiators. Sheesh, my brain just woke up!

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I Guess: O! Or do I need my gladiators to help you?

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If I had posted during the time of COVID, COLA woulda called me worse than the virus.

Sorry, but O is a vowel. You need to guess a CONSONANT to win the Gladiators discography and the A. Surely you know what a CONSONANT is, right?

Tell you what: if any contestant can prove they know what a CONSONANT is by GUESSING ONE, then they'll win the CD's, the free A, a MONTH'S supply of guitars, and 74 cents! Plus, they'll get the current turn.

If a smart-alec AUDIENCE MEMBER can prove they know what a CONSONANT is by GUESSING ONE, then they'll be mercilessly FLAMETHROWER'D by my STAGEHANDS, and said audience member's BURNT CORPSE will become a PRIZE on the wheel for everyone to win.

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gladiators B please

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If I had posted during the time of COVID, COLA woulda called me worse than the virus.

There is indeed a B in the puzzle, but you forgot to say "gladiators", so I cannot tell you that there is a B in the puzzle, and I must bankrupt you and end your turn. It is the next contestant's turn. . . whoever it is. I don't know WHAT'S going on here anymore.

SIDE EFFECTS MAY INCLUDE. . . || E*RL**E-REL*TE* E**L**I*N* || Used: EILNRT
Badri3211: 507.769 dollars
buhubs: 0 dollars
ianthegecko: 175.75 dollars + Ju Ju Master's Latte (1,000 dollars)

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Is there an M in the puzzle? Or a few gladiators?

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There is no M in the puzzle, but since you didn't spin the wheel, I'm not at liberty to reveal that information, either.

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*Spins*

gladiators!

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