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What the? Why do people keep forgetting to say "gladiators"? TYPHL -- I mean, STAGEHAND, FLAMETHROWER, NOW!

*poke*

What? You mean he used the new-fangled "edit button" or whatever it is AGAIN? I don't understand this at all.. . Grumble mumble. . . I'm going to give the producer a peice of my --

*producer waves a paycheck below a flashing neon DEAL sign and a pink slip below a flashing neon OR NO DEAL sign?*

I mean, um, you landed on Community Chest, IantheGecko! You know the drill: walk all the way across the stage, read the card aloud, and obey what it says. And say "gladiators" this time!

*a stagehand gives mathgrant $500*

ENOUGH! I don't want your money! It's got burn marks all over it, anyhow!

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Hey! you're letting him off the hook.

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If I had posted during the time of COVID, COLA woulda called me worse than the virus.

*Walks across the stage*



Ok, may I have a D & a G?

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Darn, I LIKED that gladiators rule. It was one of the only reasons I hosted the show in the firs--

*producer waves paycheck and pink slip again*

I mean! Yes, of course! One D!

SIDE EFFECTS MAY INCLUDE. . . || E*RL**E-REL*TED E**L**I*N* || Used: DEGILNRT
Badri3211: 507.769 dollars
buhubs: 0 dollars
ianthegecko: 2032.34 dollars + Ju Ju Master's Latte (1,000 dollars)

WHOA! You could buy, like, a million vowels with that money!

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I'd like to buy an A, please.

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For purchasing two vowels in this game, you get this Frequent Buyer's Discount Card! Your next vowel won't cost $292.01, but $11.01! What a bargain! You also receive a $1 gift certificate for Cheap Dan's Dollar Store: "Now selling 50-cent gift certificates for a dollar each!"

SIDE EFFECTS MAY INCLUDE. . . || EARL**E-RELATED E**L**I*N* || Used: ADEGILNRT
Badri3211: 507.769 dollars
buhubs: 0 dollars
ianthegecko: 1740.33 dollars + Ju Ju Master's Latte (1,000 dollars) + Frequent Buyer's Discount Card + $1 gift certificate for Cheap Dan's Dollar Store

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*Spins*

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*spinning sound effects*

You land on a trip to Sewn E Pictures Studio! That's right, you win a trip to WHERE YOU ALREADY FREAKIN' ARE! A-FREAKIN'-MAZING!

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Is there an S?

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Sorry, there is not an S in this puzzle. There are TWO S's, which is not the same as AN S. You ought to lose a turn, but I'm feeling benevolent.

SIDE EFFECTS MAY INCLUDE. . . || EARL**E-RELATED E**L*SI*NS || Used: ADEGILNRST
Badri3211: 507.769 dollars
buhubs: 0 dollars
ianthegecko: 1740.33 dollars + Ju Ju Master's Latte (1,000 dollars) + Frequent Buyer's Discount Card + $1 gift certificate for Cheap Dan's Dollar Store + Trip to Sewn E Pictures Studio

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I'd like to buy an O, please.

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SIDE EFFECTS MAY INCLUDE. . . || EARLO*E-RELATED E**LOSIONS || Used: ADEGILNORST
Badri3211: 507.769 dollars
buhubs: 0 dollars
ianthegecko: 1729.32 dollars + Ju Ju Master's Latte (1,000 dollars) + Frequent Buyer's Discount Card + $1 gift certificate for Cheap Dan's Dollar Store + Trip to Sewn E Pictures Studio

No vowels left, gotta spin or solve.

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I am going to SOLVE!

EARLOBE-RELATED EXPLOSIONS!

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That is correct! DUUUUN, DUUUUUUUUUN, DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!!!!!!!

ianthegecko: 1729.32 dollars + Ju Ju Master's Latte (1,000 dollars) + Frequent Buyer's Discount Card + $1 gift certificate for Cheap Dan's Dollar Store + Trip to Sewn E Pictures Studio

Ian, you advance to the bonus round! You will be playing for my autograph, which is estimated by philographers to be worth well over four dollars, and a pair of surfboards, which is estimated by one lady on The Price is Right to be worth $9000. BUT WAIT! There's a PLOT TWIST! Dun, dun, dunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn! You must work together with your two opponents to solve the Bonus Round puzzle. Badri and buhubs are playing for the right to leave this studio in a non-pile-of-ashes state. Are you all ready?

I'll give you every R, S, T, L, N, and E in a final puzzle. The three of you will collectively choose three consonants and a vowel, which I will also reveal in the puzzle. If you can solve the puzzle before the movie Gigli becomes popular among movie critics, or before one of you goes insane from hunger and eats their opponent/comrade mistaking them for an ice cream sundae (whichever comes first), then you will each win your respective prizes!

The category is SURREAL FORUM GAME.

SURREAL FORUM GAME || RE***, ***, **RE! || RSTLN E ??? ?

Ian, you pick the first consonant.

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M.

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*drumroll*

. . . There is an M!

SURREAL FORUM GAME || RE***, **M, **RE! || RSTLN E M?? ?

Badri, it is your turn to pick a consonant.

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*taps toes*

Badri is a sl0wb. If any audience members want to see him get FLAMETHROWER'D and want to win 74 kilograms of chocolate, please run up here and whisper a consonant.

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*runs up there*

k

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Just so you know, Badri hasn't been on in like a month.

Can I be in the next one? I know what the answer to this one is, btw. If you don't let me play I'll tell everyone.

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M

Ha! I whispered as quietly as possible! I automatically win! (Trust me, it's there. It'll require some tricky highlighting to find it, though.)

Hey, wait, Badri3211 is gone? That means I'll have to find at least one more person for Family Feud. Just when I think everything is going great...

Oops, I just figured out the answer too. Hint: Buhubs is in it.

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*is asleep, arouses*

Huh? What? I thought this show got cancelled or something. But I guess it's back on the air. So, uh. . . what were the rules again? I've kinda forgotten. . . but I think they were if any member of the audience shouts out the answer to the puzzle, then everyone in the studio wins a million billion dollars. Yeah, that's it.

Man, I'm so tired. *yawn*

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Well, since Gigli isn't popular, and no one's killed anyone else, I'm gonna shout it out:

READY, AIM, FIRE!

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EVERYONE IN THE STUDIO WINS A MILLION BILLION DOLLARS!

And Ian wins two surfboards and my autograph! Congraturation! Until next time, this is Grant "The Viral Fox" Fikes saying, good night, and bad nicknames you make up for yourself while you're on the air!

CREDITS

EXECUTIVE PRODUCER
A GUY

EVERYONE ELSE
OTHER GUYS

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Ian, wanna host the next one?

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Sure!

OK, I need 4 people to sign & up and PM their puzzles. I will pick one, and the other 3 people will be contestants.

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I'll sign up like crazy!

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All right! Our first player!

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I'll signup if when a rule is made it stays till the end of the round,

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If I had posted during the time of COVID, COLA woulda called me worse than the virus.

But WoD is supposed to be full of twists!

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I'm talking about newly made rules cause when the whole gladiators thing was made it was taken down a few moments later
I just felt cheated

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If I had posted during the time of COVID, COLA woulda called me worse than the virus.

I'll go easy on those.

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