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 Post subject: strong bad's computer
PostPosted: Wed May 10, 2006 9:44 pm 
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Location: Writing a dazed and confused piece.
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:sb: alright that's enough computer for one day, i'm gonna play darts on my new marshie dart board.


Okay, sb left his lappy, now it's time to start typing.
Basically, I'll be the first to type in a command on the lappy, the next poster will describe what exactly the command does and then type in a command themselves, the next poster follows suit and so on
Commands must end in.exe
don't make the commands too long or very confusing
if you must make spaces in your command do it by underscoring
have fun! no seriously, that's a rule

log_onto_bubso.exe

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PostPosted: Thu May 11, 2006 8:12 am 
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Access denied. That file has been put in quarantine by Edgarware.

big_boom.exe


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PostPosted: Thu May 11, 2006 3:01 pm 
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Location: Writing a dazed and confused piece.
It shows a long and dull documentary on the big boom making the cheat fall asleep.
t_trump_cheat.exe

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PostPosted: Thu May 11, 2006 11:21 pm 
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It's the The Cheat's "The Apprentice" rip off, done in Powered by The Cheat style! Of course, the prize is not winning money, but giving a trophy to The Cheat.

coach_z_non_accent.exe


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PostPosted: Thu May 11, 2006 11:31 pm 
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[Ormg]wwwdortyourwebsitedortcom[/Ormg]
[Quort="Ramrord"]Holy Crorp![/Quort]

robot_assimilation.exe

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PostPosted: Thu May 11, 2006 11:33 pm 
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{beep} All robots assimilated. Thank you.

kickthechekt.exe


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PostPosted: Fri May 12, 2006 1:38 am 
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Location: Writing a dazed and confused piece.
A picture of :sb:'s dear old poopaw comes up

pooperoni_stack.exe

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PostPosted: Fri May 12, 2006 4:04 am 
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WELCOME TO THE POOPSMITH'S PIZZA PARLOR ONLINE WEBSITE
" They're always fresh...really "

YOUR RECIPT
Five (5) Extra Large Pooperoni Pizzas
That'll be $20.X6.
It will be delivered as soon as poopsible.

hairdryer.exe


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A picture of a hairdryer comes up. There's also a link to "glass of water" and "fireworks".

anti-shotgun_forcefield.exe


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PostPosted: Sat May 13, 2006 3:26 am 
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A purple force field comes around you but it only protects you from bullets, no one said anything about bricks!

catfiring-_airplane_gr

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PostPosted: Sat May 13, 2006 4:35 am 
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Location: Blowing my brains out through my nose
grr.
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Teh file catfiring-_airplane_gr could not be located

Suggestions: add 73h .exe tag to file


loop_day.exe

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PostPosted: Sat May 13, 2006 4:41 am 
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EDIT: ARRRGBLBLBL. Simulpost.

It's a video Homestar sent Strong Bad about some dumb cat shooting down an airplane. Since the file is 5.8 gigs, the Lappy overheats terribly, but it does not explode.

airconditioner4thelappy.exe


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PostPosted: Mon Jul 31, 2006 1:23 pm 
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Error. Could not find 253-pound cooling fan attachment. We apologize if your computer is on fire, but if it's not, you can buy the Cooling Fan Attachment from Compy for only 35,382,980 dollars! Call today!

printoutaphotoofabrahamlincoln.exe

P.S.: ZOMBIE THREAD'D!!!

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LINCOLN NOT FOUND. USE ALTERNATIVE (BUREN.TIF) ? Y/N

copy-a-dvd-for-me.bat


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PostPosted: Mon Jul 31, 2006 3:10 pm 
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Location: In...a twinkies packet, I think....
ERROR. INVALID COMMAND. REQUIRES UNDERSCOREING.

alloperationsprogressreports.exe

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Location: Writing a dazed and confused piece.
The lappy shows you a game of kidspeedy you saved

emoter.exe

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 31, 2006 4:47 pm 
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Ilikecheese.exe

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 01, 2006 1:43 am 
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Location: oh god how did this get here I am not good with computer
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Your FACE is a piece of cheese!!!!

superman_fly.exe

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Location: In...a twinkies packet, I think....
Picture of Superman flying comes up.

DELETE_THE_CHEAT!!.exe

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 01, 2006 11:11 am 
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The Cheat's head explodes.

shoot_dumpface.exe

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The computer ejects a bullet from the monitor. Glass shards spray all over you. The bullet hits Dumpface, uh, Strong Sad, but bounces off his fat and tares through you, miraculously missing all vital organs but still creating a good bit of inconvenience to go along with the glass shards in your eyeballs, nose, tongue, and limbs.

healthinsurancequotes.txt

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 01, 2006 5:59 pm 
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Location: In...a twinkies packet, I think....
Sorry. You are too much of a health risk to afford insurence.

DIE_YOU_STUPID_COMPUTER!!.exe

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"Screw you. You really think I'm gonna delete myself? " Appears on the screen.

take_a_break.exe

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Bad command or file name.

make_me_a_daquiri.exe

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Location: In...a twinkies packet, I think....
Phhht. What am I, the butler? Appears on screen.

What?!!.exe

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Error: "YYYEEEAAAAYYYY!!!" could not be found.


Steam_engine.exe

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"Find the Tandy if you want steam. Or smoke. Or whatever"

internet_explorer.exe

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 01, 2006 9:23 pm 
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Bad file. Never try this again. er...error.


security_hole.exe

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Location: Haggis and Kilt Land. Or, Scotland... whatever
Hole-y Moley attack! whoosh! appears

zubs_coach_z_project.exe

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 01, 2006 9:30 pm 
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Current status: aborted due to possibility of Bubs/shotgun-based repercussions.
Project deemed failure.


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x:\games\doom3\doom3.exe


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