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Author:  buhubs [ Wed May 10, 2006 9:44 pm ]
Post subject:  strong bad's computer
Scene starts:
:sb: alright that's enough computer for one day, i'm gonna play darts on my new marshie dart board.


Okay, sb left his lappy, now it's time to start typing.
Basically, I'll be the first to type in a command on the lappy, the next poster will describe what exactly the command does and then type in a command themselves, the next poster follows suit and so on
Commands must end in.exe
don't make the commands too long or very confusing
if you must make spaces in your command do it by underscoring
have fun! no seriously, that's a rule

log_onto_bubso.exe
Author:  DukeNuke [ Thu May 11, 2006 8:12 am ]
Post subject: 
Access denied. That file has been put in quarantine by Edgarware.

big_boom.exe
Author:  buhubs [ Thu May 11, 2006 3:01 pm ]
Post subject: 
It shows a long and dull documentary on the big boom making the cheat fall asleep.
t_trump_cheat.exe
Author:  PurpleKoopa [ Thu May 11, 2006 11:21 pm ]
Post subject: 
It's the The Cheat's "The Apprentice" rip off, done in Powered by The Cheat style! Of course, the prize is not winning money, but giving a trophy to The Cheat.

coach_z_non_accent.exe
Author:  topofsm [ Thu May 11, 2006 11:31 pm ]
Post subject: 
Code:
[Ormg]wwwdortyourwebsitedortcom[/Ormg]
[Quort="Ramrord"]Holy Crorp![/Quort]

robot_assimilation.exe
Author:  PurpleKoopa [ Thu May 11, 2006 11:33 pm ]
Post subject: 
{beep} All robots assimilated. Thank you.

kickthechekt.exe
Author:  buhubs [ Fri May 12, 2006 1:38 am ]
Post subject: 
A picture of :sb:'s dear old poopaw comes up

pooperoni_stack.exe
Author:  PurpleKoopa [ Fri May 12, 2006 4:04 am ]
Post subject: 
WELCOME TO THE POOPSMITH'S PIZZA PARLOR ONLINE WEBSITE
" They're always fresh...really "

YOUR RECIPT
Five (5) Extra Large Pooperoni Pizzas
That'll be $20.X6.
It will be delivered as soon as poopsible.

hairdryer.exe
Author:  DukeNuke [ Fri May 12, 2006 1:36 pm ]
Post subject: 
A picture of a hairdryer comes up. There's also a link to "glass of water" and "fireworks".

anti-shotgun_forcefield.exe
Author:  buhubs [ Sat May 13, 2006 3:26 am ]
Post subject: 
A purple force field comes around you but it only protects you from bullets, no one said anything about bricks!

catfiring-_airplane_gr
Author:  topofsm [ Sat May 13, 2006 4:35 am ]
Post subject: 
grr.
Code:
Teh file catfiring-_airplane_gr could not be located

Suggestions: add 73h .exe tag to file


loop_day.exe
Author:  PurpleKoopa [ Sat May 13, 2006 4:41 am ]
Post subject: 
EDIT: ARRRGBLBLBL. Simulpost.

It's a video Homestar sent Strong Bad about some dumb cat shooting down an airplane. Since the file is 5.8 gigs, the Lappy overheats terribly, but it does not explode.

airconditioner4thelappy.exe
Author:  The Snork [ Mon Jul 31, 2006 1:23 pm ]
Post subject: 
Error. Could not find 253-pound cooling fan attachment. We apologize if your computer is on fire, but if it's not, you can buy the Cooling Fan Attachment from Compy for only 35,382,980 dollars! Call today!

printoutaphotoofabrahamlincoln.exe

P.S.: ZOMBIE THREAD'D!!!
Author:  damik [ Mon Jul 31, 2006 1:24 pm ]
Post subject: 
LINCOLN NOT FOUND. USE ALTERNATIVE (BUREN.TIF) ? Y/N

copy-a-dvd-for-me.bat
Author:  netzen [ Mon Jul 31, 2006 3:10 pm ]
Post subject: 
ERROR. INVALID COMMAND. REQUIRES UNDERSCOREING.

alloperationsprogressreports.exe
Author:  buhubs [ Mon Jul 31, 2006 3:26 pm ]
Post subject: 
The lappy shows you a game of kidspeedy you saved

emoter.exe
Author:  sbe-mail 22 [ Mon Jul 31, 2006 4:47 pm ]
Post subject: 
Image


Ilikecheese.exe
Author:  HHFOV [ Tue Aug 01, 2006 1:43 am ]
Post subject: 
Code:
Your FACE is a piece of cheese!!!!

superman_fly.exe
Author:  netzen [ Tue Aug 01, 2006 2:30 am ]
Post subject: 
Picture of Superman flying comes up.

DELETE_THE_CHEAT!!.exe
Author:  MikeyJC [ Tue Aug 01, 2006 11:11 am ]
Post subject: 
The Cheat's head explodes.

shoot_dumpface.exe
Author:  The Snork [ Tue Aug 01, 2006 5:51 pm ]
Post subject: 
The computer ejects a bullet from the monitor. Glass shards spray all over you. The bullet hits Dumpface, uh, Strong Sad, but bounces off his fat and tares through you, miraculously missing all vital organs but still creating a good bit of inconvenience to go along with the glass shards in your eyeballs, nose, tongue, and limbs.

healthinsurancequotes.txt
Author:  netzen [ Tue Aug 01, 2006 5:59 pm ]
Post subject: 
Sorry. You are too much of a health risk to afford insurence.

DIE_YOU_STUPID_COMPUTER!!.exe
Author:  MikeyJC [ Tue Aug 01, 2006 6:16 pm ]
Post subject: 
"Screw you. You really think I'm gonna delete myself? " Appears on the screen.

take_a_break.exe
Author:  The Zephyr Song [ Tue Aug 01, 2006 8:11 pm ]
Post subject: 
Bad command or file name.

make_me_a_daquiri.exe
Author:  netzen [ Tue Aug 01, 2006 8:18 pm ]
Post subject: 
Phhht. What am I, the butler? Appears on screen.

What?!!.exe
Author:  The_Fifth_Grade [ Tue Aug 01, 2006 8:59 pm ]
Post subject: 
Error: "YYYEEEAAAAYYYY!!!" could not be found.


Steam_engine.exe
Author:  MikeyJC [ Tue Aug 01, 2006 9:08 pm ]
Post subject: 
"Find the Tandy if you want steam. Or smoke. Or whatever"

internet_explorer.exe
Author:  The_Fifth_Grade [ Tue Aug 01, 2006 9:23 pm ]
Post subject: 
Bad file. Never try this again. er...error.


security_hole.exe
Author:  MikeyJC [ Tue Aug 01, 2006 9:25 pm ]
Post subject: 
Hole-y Moley attack! whoosh! appears

zubs_coach_z_project.exe
Author:  damik [ Tue Aug 01, 2006 9:30 pm ]
Post subject: 
Code:
Current status: aborted due to possibility of Bubs/shotgun-based repercussions.
Project deemed failure.


Code:
x:\games\doom3\doom3.exe
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