Homestar Runner Wiki Forum

Uh oh. Somethings going on in forumoplis. And it ain't good.
News at 6.00pm.
"Pfft, something going 'on'. Come on, it'll probably be an outbreak of that blob from bloppalopalis" Ikwaylx said over his coffee.
Forumopolis was created long ago by a mythical man named Joeyday, who created a small cozy hut where people could socialise.
Until Joeyday thought that it should be bigger, to attract more people than his friends; so he built houses, he planted many exotic plants, and he called the small hamlet fort forum, but he didn't quit with it.
He put down lots of shops, he put down a hospital, he created the admins, who keep the place safe, and, after 5 long years. He created the city known as Hr wiki forums, which he changed the name. He was happy with his success, so he celebrated with a feast. And, as the toast came down, he thought.
"Hmmm, Hr wiki+Hr wiki forums could mean a lot of people" He thought.
So, when the members were in the high hundreds. In the year 2003, he lanuched the combination of his two greatest places. And, as a result, the metropolis was named:
FORUMOPOLIS *dun duuuuuun*

Anyway, back on track, at the year 2013, which was the excat year that the famous Ramrodarus predicted the end of the forum would be that day....TODAY!

As Ikwaylx sipped his coffee one more time, he heard screaming.
He investigated, to find that a massive lava flow was headed to his home. And it was the day that the Clan. Who changed his ways back in 2007 to be a man of honor. Must have tried to destroy the dead evil volcano which overlooked forumopolis, but, to his failure, caused it to erupt. Spewing lava of up to 5000 degrees FAHRENHEIT. (Ouch)
It destroyed the entire city, leaving no traces of life....Or inaminate objects.....Except for ashes.

before he was hit, all he could feel was 1 millesecond of boiling hot, seering, horrible pain, and then he blacked out.....Then everyone blacked out.


The game is simple, basically, you're in the forumoplis afterlife, where you can do anything, but, you have to be reincarnated sometime. You don't want to be, because, well, basically....Its "heaven"
The rules work like this:
1. You do a command, I give results, anything can be done. But they have to comply with the forum rules.
2. People who cause the least ruckus will win the game, and get a special badge of afterlife invincabilaty.
3. Those who cause the most trouble in the city.(depending on what you wanted to do) Will be judged by the others, if you are the person who is most voted off for, say bye bye to the forum afterlife and off to the real world again....Maybe as a bug or a cat or something.
4. I am the one who gives results ok.
5.try to be creative, but please, don't try and overdo it. (like saying, I want to make sure that no bad things happen to me) I will outsmart you somehow and make it bad.

Ok then. 7 sign ups (for luck)
1:Clan Rhrn.
2:Stinko sad.
3:Ianthegecko
4:Buhubs.
5:homerun starrer
6:Badri
7:Lu-bu.
IIT IS. FULL


All the rest will be used as referances.
EDIT: Sorry people, my brother pressed submit

Ps, you may have to contract to a 5 week commitee.

If I have to go on holiday or something, I'll bring it back when I come back, just let it die until then

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I'll sign up!

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*Ding* you're in the big white metropolis now.

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Yeah I will sign up too it looks fun.

*dong*. Ooo, time for those sundaes and the deckchairs.

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May I be in it?

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Count me in please

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If I had posted during the time of COVID, COLA woulda called me worse than the virus.

Hmm. This sounds like an interesting game, but I'm not too sure what you're supposed to do. Could you explain it in more detail?

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I'll sign in.

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If at first you don't succeed, try, try, try again.

5 Weeks? Dang, I'm one week short. So, I guess I can't play, at least this time, but I'll watch, since it looks pretty cool.

I'm in!

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Yeah, Although the time it takes solely depends on when the people are online. 5 weeks are roughly what it is. Although it could be 6.
We'll have to see.

Also, now sign ups are full, I just need to explain the rules in depth.

Ok ok, basically, you say something like a command, simple no?
Heres an example.

Man, I really need drawing skills.

Here ya go.
Since you ordered the drawing skills, you create a masterpiece of proportions, all the citizens come over and admire it, although noone really wanted to buy it, still, it got you some spare time.
Results? Nothing changed.

The result thing is based on the result, you all start at average.
If you do something good and cool to the public, you turn from average, to nice guy, then cool guy, then noticed and liked, then know and loved.
It goes in the oposite direction too.
creepy, annoyance, stresser messer, wish to get rid of.
When you get to Sunday, Mythical Joeyday, (HES REAL) will get you all together, and the most hated (who is judged by the other) gets this.


Uh-oh, it seems like people don't like you. I'm afriad that you will need the boot.....Of new life.
___(name of person) __________Comment. IE, oh fudge.
Great job pedro, you now live on mars as a human, you're lucky all the C2o has been sucked out!

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Crap, are signups full already? Oh well.

I'll be watching this. Looks interesting.

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you're in it.
Anyway, It'll start very soon.
Also, there will be more rankings. Like HATED, or Famous, just watch this space.

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Yays!

So all we do is say commands, right? Sounds simple enough.

Is there a way to "win" the game, or do you just try not to be voted off, like Suvivor?

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Yes, the last one standing is the winner, but now that I think about it, this is similar to survivor, except with more paradise. Hmm, well, anyway, I will be honest with my result thing, I won't pick favorites, I'll just randomly make the result.
Anyway, Ikwaylx will be used as a main char for the story part. Because I don't want to make this unfair by using someone else.

Ikwaylx suddenly woke up. He felt different, lighter, and everything seemed brighter. He didn't know where he was, so he moved through the weird white zone to come accross a small booth.

"Hi, welcome to AHR Wiki Aforums."Said the small bright woman on the other side of the booth.

"Ummm, what does the A's stand for?" Ik asked.

"Good question, they mean after, this is after Homestarrunner wiki after forums, I know this seems harsh and I can't say this in any other way but....You're dead."

"WHOAH WOAH WOAH hold up!"Ik exclaimed."Are you saying that?"

"Yep, the entire place down on Internet was decimated, I know this seems very hard for you....So, sit back I guess, heres a brochure, oh, and by the way"

"Yes?"

"Be careful, reincarnation works in a weird way"

"Right, I really needed to know that, yeah, after a few centurys you get brought back to life, all that crap"

"Ummm, no, it works differenently, but I'm not one to explain that, you'll be told sooner or later, go inside, there are many more people inside, the place is pretty much forumopolis, without the work, its basically heaven!"


Ikwaylx entered the gate wondering what she meant, he gazed up at the sky, and saw endless space, shooting stars, comets, it looked beautiful.


"Hey, you should see it at day" The woman shouted from a distance

He looked at his brochure, it talked to him suddenly.

"Hi, I'm your brochure, do you want me to teleport you to your home?"The brochure said in a happy go-lucky tone

"Ummm, Yeah, please"Ik answered, a little creeped out.

Suddenly, he could feel a sudden feeling, and was teleported to a building, it contained more than he realised, it was his old home on the outside, and a mansion on the inside.
There was a swimming pool out back, greek style, his dream house.

"wait, this is a house I imagined once, wow, it looks really sweet."Ikwaylx said motionless.

"Might I suggest taking you to the special meeting in the town square?" The brochure suggested.

"Please!"

The brochure took him to a special meeting, president Mandy was up at the stand, he saw hundreds of forum members in seats, all in white robes, they also had one item of clothing they always wore.
Clan wore a bandanna, his style, Stinko sad wore white and red jeans, beats me why.
Ianthegecko seemed to wear his trademark glasses, even though he didn't need to wear them now.
Buh-hubs wore a bubs outfit, bardri wore something that looked like fire, hoerun starrer wore a homestar like outfit with minor adjustments,
And Lu-Bu wore a unexplainable item of clothing, it was just impossible to know.
Anyway, to keep this thing short, I'll skip.
HDU£BD
H$EUFDHU
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|> play

"anyway, we must keep going strong, we need to still be the same person, but then again, just enjoy the time we have here" President Mandy explained.

Cheering was heard, and everyone was teleported back to there homes.


Now, START WITH THE COMMANDS PEOPLE!

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Make picnic supplies baskets drop down safely to the homeless central.exe is that how we do commands ?
If so i just did that

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If I had posted during the time of COVID, COLA woulda called me worse than the virus.

Hmm... how do we do reaction commands if someone tries to kill me?

Oh, wait. Allow reaction commands.

Also, Clan carries a pink (Clan, what are you thinking as Mandy's Secretary of Defense???) scythe and he beheads trolls with it.

Oh, and since Clan saw Phil Argus arrive, he yelled, "SEND IN THE HYDRALISKS!"

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Starts a thrift store that sells state of the art anti troll weapons and medicine for the wounded. Made in so and so's honor.

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STOP TALKING ABOUT MANDY! YOU'RE MAKING EVERYBODY ANGRY!

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If at first you don't succeed, try, try, try again.

Stop train full of people from colliding with rocks

Create a new holiday named clothes day where free clothes are given out

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If I had posted during the time of COVID, COLA woulda called me worse than the virus.

Man, I really need some muscles.

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Drop rocks on annoying people.

Make Ninjas and Pirates finally get along.

There, those are my first two commands.

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Gives away free money to everyone.

Make the grass a bit greener

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If I had posted during the time of COVID, COLA woulda called me worse than the virus.

Wow, a lot of things wanted by the people, I guess because of this place....
1.Buh-hubs:

Well, picnic supplys eh? I guess I can do something....
*dinghy*

"Yay, hundreds of baskets, great idea, even though someone got hit in the eye, you're lucky this his heaven, lots of thank yous ensue.

Buh-hubs=nice guy.

2.Culan, SEND IN THE HYDRADISKS? Ok, ummmm.
A thousand disks made of water (what hydra means ) come crashing down on homes, causing rain, its soothing, but is it safe....Well Duh, but still, they were annoying, but good as well. So nothing really changed in your rep'
Clan=average!

3:Lu-bu, dang, I can only make this one conclusion.
*dong*
Yays, a thrift store starts in town sqaure, "cool store, ik thought, entering the building, but.....All the trolls went to underhrwiki underforums....And medicine isn't needed up here.
Dag man, you need to sell better things in your next command, you're lucky they didn't comment on the fact that its a thrift store, but then again, since its in so-and sos honor, you gain a bit of rep.
Lu-bu, =nice guy

4.Bardri, *ding*.
Everyone stops talking about Mandy.
But I don't know about what that did to your rep. Nonetheless.
Bardri=average.

Buh-hub.*ding*
Horay, just one problem with that, not only was that train about to hit rocks, the fact that the train couldn't get off the tracks was the problem, it was anti wishable for safety. Ooh, rocky.
Thats no good for your rep.
Buh-hubs=down, =average.

Buh-hubs again.

You start that holiday, free clothes for everyone, but noone wanted to see old man jenkins prized guacamole T-shirt go. Bah, look what you did!
Buh-hubs=creepy



7. Ianthegecko:
You get the muscles, and get all the ladies, ooh, full puncuated too. Well done pedro, you gain REP!
Ian=nice guy.

Homerun!:
Drop rocks on annoying people *donk?*

Owie, why did you end up hitting homestar! I thought you liked him!
And homsar too!
You are now known....for the wrong reasons.
HRS:=Creepy
8b HRS:
Hoora! Pirates and ninjas finally get along, errrrrr. Be careful with that, it could backfire at any time!
(NEW! Whenever you make a wish that I think is good and bad but could backfire, the next turn will determine what will happen)

9:
Yay, free money for everyon-
YOU-You, ARG, whatever, you gained a bit of rep, but it was kinda dumb.
Stinko-sad=nice guy.

10. Buh-hubs.
*ding*
Wow, that grass is greeeeeen, owie, my eyes, but still really green, you gained a few friends again!
Buh-hubs=Average.

If you replied while I was posting this, expect it posted a bit later 'kay?

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Tie up shoplifters and get them lectured by old people

Gas prices, Go down!

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If I had posted during the time of COVID, COLA woulda called me worse than the virus.

Create Ninjapirates! Or Pirateninjas. Whatever.

Also, give everyone Matrix powers for a day. Just to see what happens.

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Thrift store stocks up on spam alarms (Things that will go off to warn you that you are about to spam) and fresh, poison free, sushi. All money is donated to Speech classes world wide so people like Strong Mad and Homsar could live more productive lives.

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Clan buys Mandy a cold one...

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