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Lu Bu thinks Clan is looking for trouble. Give Clan advice on how not to be banned.

Holy TOP'd!!!

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Help the chicago cubs win a few games

Have an auction where you bid off gold dubloons and half of the funds go to being able to make a dozen hsr toons in one update, and the other half goes to service dogs to help the blind

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If I had posted during the time of COVID, COLA woulda called me worse than the virus.

Buh-hubs.

Hooray, the shoplifters are now local drones, HOORAY! But now they're taking air......And putting in it gas supplies....Don't ask me whyyyy, but I'm going insaneeeee
Buh-hubs=creepy.

HRS.
Ummm, your wish was confusing, sooo, istead of creating those things, this happened first.
ARRRR, HIYAH, ARRHIYAH, uh-oh,
Grand, job, you failure, THEY CLEANED THE TOWN HURRA!
HRS=average.
2.
Matrix powers, ooh, I likey, everyone likey, except old man JEnkins.
"IIIII knew that trouble would come from people and their flyin' machines!"
But still!
HRS=nice guy.


Lu-bu:
Man you are one wise wisher, bravo, you are the first to tread this rank!
Lu-bu=cool guy.


Culan.
You buy____ a cold one, only to find we stopped talking about ____ a few posts ago, so I'm afraid because of that......
Youre rep went up, but it only just went up. She sold it for $5.95, shes underaged
Clan=nice guy


Lu bu

Ooh, this could be a great plot!
*donkey*
You give the advice, even though he had his diepod in trying to set it on instant.
But, still, no rep went up. You need a BIG stunt wish!
LB=cool guy.

4.
a.

Chicago cubs? Never heard of them, because the wisher is the english!

Buh-hubs=creepy.(come on man, do something that I can't refuse on niceness!)

b
FINALLY, something good, very good, I don't need to say anything REP
Buhubs=average(once again)

If you replied while I was posting this, expect it posted a bit later 'kay?

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Let everyone keep their Matrix powers. Just to see what happens.

Give everyone a tasty sammich.

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Sarge!no!Didymus!no!Shopiom!no!Lunar Jesty! No!
oooyyyyy
ikwalyx you're getting me so steamed I don't even know who i'm talking to.
Give the salvation army a grant of 200,000 dollars!
put 30 more years on everyones life span!
Help a dying deer!
and the chicago cubs are a baseball team man! Get out from under that rock!

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If I had posted during the time of COVID, COLA woulda called me worse than the virus.

Give Buhubs some moral support and a new Mercedes, to cheer him up.

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Have an appreciation day and get all people to say something nice about one another

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If I had posted during the time of COVID, COLA woulda called me worse than the virus.

Since I'm Secretary of Defense, I'll make a Zerg base (Garm Brood) near Mandy's office.

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Build a shrine dedicated to Matt Wilson and all the good work he has done.

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Defeat the municipality

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If I had posted during the time of COVID, COLA woulda called me worse than the virus.

Be there still room kind sir? I wish to join in yon quest, me thinks the flask is dennis.

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Ragnarök is coming: Cthulhu is on your side!

Unfortunately, you came a bit late. But cheer up! You can still be an audience.

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If at first you don't succeed, try, try, try again.

I think you're thinking of the w.o.f. game where there's an audience, mathgrant if you please, back me up

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If I had posted during the time of COVID, COLA woulda called me worse than the virus.

Sorry people about my late updates, my bro's been worse with the PC and I've just been waiting for my new PC by not going on the forum as often.
I know it doesn't make much sense but, I'll get to updating, I have work to do. Hopefully, this time the reincarnation thing will go through as soon as possible, but I need a few more hours to think about what to do with all these wishes here.

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Hey, I can wait. AND SO CAN AURON! Auron's busy drinking booze with the Clock Crew.

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Beat up Clan with my awesome new muscles.

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Teach Ian that violence is not the answer

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If I had posted during the time of COVID, COLA woulda called me worse than the virus.

Ok, here I go.
Salvation army wish:
Yay, the army congratulate you for yor kindness.
Buhubs=nice guy
put 30 more years on everybodys life span.
I need no comment. Apart from this.
Buhubs=nice guy
Help a dying dear:
Oh noes, that thing was infected with a disease, but the good news is, you finished its pain off. Awwwwww.
Buhubs=cool guy.
Yessir, I will get out of that rock!

Lu bu.
Moral support wish:
Thats a BIG stunt wish!
LB=known and liked.(yaY!)

Buhubs:
Appreciation day:
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Buhubs=cool guy.

Clan:
Zerg thing.
..............................
Clan=average.
Lu-bu, Matt wilson thing:
Stop it. You're the smart wisher, I need water. WATER.
Uh-oh, you made him crazy.
*AHEM*
Lu-bu:Aheheheheh, *sigh*
Lu-bu=cool guy.

Buhubs, deafeat the muncipallity.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO You killed the KOT. Wait. HOORAY!
Buhubs=known and liked.

Ian:
Ooh, Muscly.
Clan:OH GOD HELP ME, I NEED YOUR HELP. MY teeth are missing! Waaaaaaaaaaa.
Ik:Oh my god, you killed Clan.
Ik:You-Oh wait. hmmmm, dang.
Ian=Cool guy.

Buhubs:
Buhubs:Look ian, Violence is not the answer.
Buhubs=cool guy?
Oh right. He gave you some punch and said that you know nothing about clan.
NEW. certain wishes of interacting can affect all the people mentioned.
Ian=cool guy.

And now, folks. We have Reincarnation very soon, 1 more day. WISH. WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII-SH!

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I wish to be both the smartest & coolest person ever!

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Donate pure food and water to all the starving and under privillaged children of africa.

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Have any forest fire extinguished
Give a big welcome to any new users
Get a girl

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If I had posted during the time of COVID, COLA woulda called me worse than the virus.

Buy a life time supply of bandwith for Joeyday, so he doesn't have to worry about getting it to us.

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Give Joeyday a big round of applause for any hard work he's done to save the forum

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If I had posted during the time of COVID, COLA woulda called me worse than the virus.

Make sure that nobody has to worry about where his/her next meal comes from.

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Find 's throne

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If I had posted during the time of COVID, COLA woulda called me worse than the virus.

Hmm Hm Hm.

Ian:
Smartest.....And Coolest. I dunno, something wrong.
Oh, I see, nothing happened? How? Heres how!
Smartest=Nerd=uncool.
Coolest=cool+uncool=Normal.
Wha?
Ian=Cool guy.

Lu-bu.
YOU WENT TOO FAR MISTER
Soooooo, have some punch because *BAM*
Oopsie.
Lu-bu=cool guy.
Ik(the wish granta')=Weird


Hmmm. You're making too many wishes, I'll just make a random calculation.
Buhubs=Known and liked.
+good
+bad
+good
buhubs=known and loved

Lu-bu
Extra bandwidth, SCORE. Mythical Joeyday just got his hyperfast reincarnation service installed.
Nice job!
Lu-bu=Known and liked

Ik:THATS IT, I'm being soft! Time to bring in the critic I hired.
Critic:Hello, I am a severe wish critic, he grants 'em, I rate them!
NEW:Uh-oh, Iks just made this game Harder.
Difficulty=easy-=medium


Buhubs.
Critic:Uh huh, no full stop. Disturbing work. Tuit tut.-REP
Buhubs=Known and liked.

Ian
Critic. Hmmmm, good puncuation, yet, seems so blandly unsafe.....
Imagine if someone didn't know where that horrible mush they call Junior school dinners came from? ew. MINUS REP.
Ian=Nice guy.

Buhubs
Critic:UGH, That annoying Smily, but, but. So, gooooooooood.
NO REP.
Known and liked.





DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN



Mythical Joeyday: Hello citizens of late forumopolis. I hope you know what today is? Because its reincarnation day!
Now, the candinates to be reicarnated to a random creature on this wheel, are as follows.

Ianthegecko,
Buhubs,
Clan RhRn,
Badri,
Homerun starrer,
Stinko sad,
And
Lu-Bu!

Ok people. The rankings are as follows.

Buhubs=Known and liked.
Ian=Nice guy
Lu-Bu=Known and liked.
Clan rHrN=Average.
Homerun starrer=Nice guy
Stinko sad=Nice guy
Bardri=Average


Uh oh, we have a tie breaker. Clan and Bardri have taken average.
The only way someone can be reincarnated is by the number of wishes!

Bardri= 1
Clan= 2.

Ooh. It seems like Bardri has been reincarnated.
Bardri:Dang.

And away we go!

*the wheel spins, it stops at lemur*
Annnnnd. Goodbye Lemur Jones.
*He turns to a Lemur, and disappears.*

Thats all, await next week folks!

6 contestants left!
Go Go Go! WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISH!

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Spread the word of proper spelling, grammer, and capitalization to all the citizens of Forumoplis.

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I'm a little shocked. Am I out in this round or the entire game?

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If at first you don't succeed, try, try, try again.

Explain to Cedric that he is indeed out of the game, and guide his soul back to earth.

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Um, Ik? You never granted my wishes a few pages back.

Just so ya know.

Also, since Clan was banned, you may need to find a replacement for him.

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