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You know the improv game show Whose Line is it Anyway, right?

Well, this thread is based on one of the games from that show. In the game, contestants have to demonstrate bizarre scenarios in one line (for instance "A Rejected Song from the movie Titanic" would be "Corpses bobbing in the sea").

Here, we have a variant. What will happen here is that one poster will post a scenario, then the next poster will demonstrate it and proceed to post another. Responding to earlier ones is encouraged, but the one being responded to must be quoted, and the most recent one still has to be done.

First one:
Music video games that aren't likely to outsell Dance Dance Revolution

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"Pussycat Dolls: Hot Like Me. Now on PSP."

Bad times to be hungry

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"Be warned. . . even the slightest rumble can cause an avalanche. . ."

Bad Ideas for a School Christmas Play

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The Jesus Monologues

Unusable Calculator Functions

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TIRES TIRES TIRES

For Music video games that aren't likely to outsell Dance Dance Revolution:
"Hey, wanna play 'Garage Band Xylophone' with me?" "Hmm, lemme think about it NO $&^&$^&%^@&#% WAY!!"

For Unusable Calculator Functions:
Ooh! Here's a divide by zero button!

New topic: What Academy Award winners are really thinking.

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For Unusable Quacka-lator Functions:
And if you press 2nd on that, you can multiply by googol!

For What Academy Award Winners are Really Thinking:
OMG...this Oscar dude is HOT!!!

New topic: What You Shouldn't Day to the Pope

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What you shouldn't say to the pope: Dood, you need some ****ing wrinkle cream!

The Contents of Elton John's Closet...

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TIRES TIRES TIRES

Glitter leather thongs and buttless chaps

deleted scenes from disney movies

Hunter: *walks into scene with an ak-47, and blows Bambi's mom to peices*

Jedis going to camp

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No, I lied. I'm never going to have a good sig. So just forget about it.

*Waves hand* You will let me get the top bunk.

What The Da Vinci Code is REALLY about...

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cha-CHING! One million, two million, three million...

The stupidest Jedi in history.

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Hey, I wonder what happens when my hand touches this here laser sword...

How the Mods became Mods

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Yes, Mr. Day, here are your cookies...

Forrest Gump in Outer Space

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Hey! A clan! I need to save the town! *bang!*

Billie Joe Armstrong in the ER

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No, I lied. I'm never going to have a good sig. So just forget about it.

"There was this bullet...in a Bible..."

If Somm-1 & Lu Bu met in person

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"Well, can I eat your central processing unit, then?"

Things you don't want to see Harrison Ford doing

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You look like you need a hug.
*hug*
There, now don't you feel better?

*drunk* "Chewbacca, let'sh r-ride the Millennium thingy Falcon to the MOOOOOOOON!"

Rejected Star Wars Movies

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Star Wars 37: Yes, we're back at Hoth.


Things your little sister wouldn't wear.

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"Science Again! I said Science Again!"

-Homestar

"Take that thong off right now and go STRAIGHT to your room!"

People you wouldn't want to sit next to on an airplane.

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"Hi, I'm the pilot, but right now we're all taking breaks. We don't have autopilot, so the waitress is doing it."

Things hidden inside the Poopsmith's whatsit pile

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"Hmm, let's see. We have an antique desk very nice. An Indian rug, that's good. Ooh look, it's Popeye, another rare sight at this time of year"

Gary Larson meets Gary Brolsma

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No, I lied. I'm never going to have a good sig. So just forget about it.

Moooo-i-ya-heee! Moooo-i-ya-haaaa!

What sports commentators REALLY want to say

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You look like you need a hug.
*hug*
There, now don't you feel better?

"Man, that guy is a hottie."

"No kidding, Johnny. And those pants certainly don't leave anything to the imagination."

"Ya got that right. RAWR."

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Bad conversation starters.

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So, so you think you can tell Heaven from Hell, blue skies from pain. Can you tell a green field from a cold steel rail? A smile from a veil? Do you think you can tell?

"That's a nice jacket! I tore mine, sadly. but the leather straps just had to come off..."

Other uses for mustard

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You look like you need a hug.
*hug*
There, now don't you feel better?

"Wow! This makes painting a WHOLE lot more fun!"

Bad advertising campaigns.

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So, so you think you can tell Heaven from Hell, blue skies from pain. Can you tell a green field from a cold steel rail? A smile from a veil? Do you think you can tell?

"I upped my pledge today; up yours!"

Worst Father's Day gifts ever

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"Here you go, Dad! It's BUTTER!"

How to get out of school.

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So, so you think you can tell Heaven from Hell, blue skies from pain. Can you tell a green field from a cold steel rail? A smile from a veil? Do you think you can tell?

Hey teacher, there's a hundred dollar bill outside on the branch of tree that isn't rigged. You should get it.[/stupid]

Nosepickers convention

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No, I lied. I'm never going to have a good sig. So just forget about it.

(On cell) Yeah, mom. I'm picking out her birthday present right now.

Telling someone he has 24 hours to live.

"You, uh, know that show 24? You have that long to live. WITH commericals, mind you."

Signs that the milk is past its expiration date

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