Scenes From a Hat

Cybernetic Teenybopper · **Posted:** Tue Aug 08, 2006 4:11 am

"Must be a peasant and on fire? What?"

People you don't want for a roomate

Kariia · **Posted:** Tue Aug 08, 2006 2:47 pm

"How did I get a pitbull for my room-OWWWWWWWWWWWW!"

Bad places to build a snowman

mathgrant · **Joined:** Fri Jan 14, 2005 8:26 pm **Posts:** 1644

"Hey, look! There's a sign! It says, 'Welcome to Hell'. Seems like a good spot."

Places where you wouldn't expect to see people holding foam fingers.

Markie · **Posted:** Thu Aug 10, 2006 5:42 am

"YEAH! WOO! GO CHINESE RESTAURANT! I KNOW YOU CAN COOK THAT CHOW MEIN FASTER THAN THAT! Hurry, your rival competitor from down the lane's got two new customers!"

Things that should never glow in the dark

Cybernetic Teenybopper · **Posted:** Thu Aug 10, 2006 9:24 pm

"Honey, did you put something different in the meatloaf tonight?"

Strange things you can make by "just adding water"

Markie · **Posted:** Thu Aug 10, 2006 10:43 pm

"A printer that can't work! Just add water!"

The newest food innovation used from potatoes

The Snork · **Posted:** Tue Aug 22, 2006 8:50 pm

Introducing the new... SPUD SPiNNER! It makes potates spin like crotates! I don't know what that means. Or what the product has any use for. Just buy the darn thing.

Movies that you wouldn't expect Leonard Nimoy to be in

(How did we let this thread almost die?!)

Markie · **Posted:** Tue Aug 22, 2006 9:12 pm

The Snork wrote:

Introducing the new... SPUD SPiNNER! It makes potates spin like crotates! I don't know what that means. Or what the product has any use for. Just buy the darn thing.

Movies that you wouldn't expect Leonard Nimoy to be in

(How did we let this thread almost die?!)

Dunno.

*ahem*

"Black Hawwwwwwwk! Black Hawk of the US! Bravest little chopper of them all!"</blackhawk>

How not to repair your house

mathgrant · **Joined:** Fri Jan 14, 2005 8:26 pm **Posts:** 1644

"I'm too cheap to buy a hammer and nails, so I got these WMD's instead!"

Deleted Scenes from "Snakes on a Plane"

Cybernetic Teenybopper · **Posted:** Tue Aug 22, 2006 9:56 pm

"I've had it with these ^%$^$#@^%& snakes in this ^^$#@%$#^* airplane toilet!"

Episodes of Iron Chef that never aired

The Snork · **Posted:** Wed Aug 23, 2006 2:19 pm

"He is cutting the meat now and putting it in pan! Ha ha ha! Now he has accidentally stuck face in pan! Screaming and running! Ha ha ha! The knife is in competitor's eye! Ha ha ha! Audience member has declared nuclear holocaust! Ha ha ha!"

(The translations are really like that, I hear.)

Yoga moves that most instructors avoid

Teh Ch8t · **Posted:** Wed Aug 23, 2006 3:08 pm

"Okay, now we're going to practice strength, try running into that wall and see if it works."

(Please don't attempt you people at home

)

Strange emoticons.

The Snork · **Posted:** Wed Aug 23, 2006 4:26 pm

*(#()%*&#*$)((*&!@$_(%*KK %)#$%()#j)tj m$(j) b($%*)u#%bm}}}

I assure you, that's a man saying "The weather's quite nice, eh?"

The King of Town at a buffet

Teh Ch8t · **Posted:** Wed Aug 23, 2006 5:19 pm

Manager: "Sir, you ate all the food!"

KoT: "Well, do you perhaps have any slabs of butter I could have?"

Ways not to greet a stranger.

Parakeet05 · **Posted:** Thu Aug 24, 2006 3:15 am

"I couldn't help but notice that you smell like pea soup"

Arnold Schwarzenegger recording an audiobook

ramrod · **Posted:** Thu Aug 24, 2006 3:55 am

"And then the Lord said 'I'll be back.'"

Things you don't want overhear your doctor say.

Beyond the Grave · **Posted:** Thu Aug 24, 2006 3:57 am

"Nurse, prepare the colonoscopy."

What a Spanish Soccer Annoucer does on his day off.

Bulldozer · **Posted:** Thu Aug 24, 2006 4:41 am

"Mmm... Soccer balls make good fire for marshmellows, no?"

Pet names your spouse wouldn't want to be called.

ramrod · **Posted:** Thu Aug 24, 2006 4:52 am

"Hey, Barbra..."

"My name's Debbie..."

Things on IJ's To-Do list.

Markie · **Posted:** Thu Aug 24, 2006 5:38 pm

Let's see...the last thing to do is to take over LJ, thus creating InterruptorJournal! MUHOOHOOHAHA COUGH COUGH.

Characters you would like to see on Super Smash Bros. Brawl

Parakeet05 · **Posted:** Thu Aug 24, 2006 6:58 pm

Homestar runner

*Bicycle kicks Kirby*

what NOT to do while eating a meatball sub

Markie · **Posted:** Thu Aug 24, 2006 9:19 pm

"Look! A gigantic meteor in the sky! Now that's-a one spicy meatball! ...what? I was talking about-" *KABLOOIE*

Pom-Pom as an insult comic

Bulldozer · **Posted:** Thu Aug 24, 2006 10:58 pm

Pom-Pom: <Bubbles>
Homestar: Whoa, Pom Pom! Let's tone down the language befow the contest, huh? Save it fow youw woutine.

The monsters that really live in your closet.

Beyond the Grave · **Posted:** Fri Aug 25, 2006 12:34 am

*CRUNCH*

A Chair's thought

Bulldozer · **Posted:** Fri Aug 25, 2006 12:44 am

"Hey sofa... I grabbed another lady's butt today..."

Books you don't want to find in your girlfriend's closet.

SEAN'D! · **Posted:** Fri Aug 25, 2006 8:54 am

"How to cut it off."

What not to do when you're starving to death.

Bulldozer · **Posted:** Fri Aug 25, 2006 12:54 pm

*Scratches back of throat* <Puking sounds>

Motivation speeches that didn't quite work.

Sum 14 · **Posted:** Fri Aug 25, 2006 1:17 pm

"Now I know over 7 8th's of you died, but keep fighting, even if they're population is twice as large as your original amount!"

Homsar meets Senor Cardgage and Joel Dawson

SEAN'D! · **Posted:** Sun Aug 27, 2006 9:12 am

{Space time continuum}
Space: OW! My Continuum!
Toime: And we were going so well, too!

Cooking with Jack the Ripper

Sum 14 · **Posted:** Sun Aug 27, 2006 10:22 am

EMERIL:Let's spice it up a notch, BAM!

JACK:YOU BETTER STOP DOING THAT OR I'LL KILL YOU, YOUR WIFE, AND EVERY GIRL YOU'VE KNOWN!!!

EMERIL:I'll be good... Now to spice it up a-

{Death}

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