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Author:  Einoo T. Spork [ Wed Jun 14, 2006 7:13 pm ]
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"Hey, Bob, is this stuff supposed to turn green?"

"Jim, I didn't know in 1987 when I bought it, and I don't know now."

Bad ideas for new Olympic sports.

Author:  buhubs [ Wed Jun 14, 2006 7:50 pm ]
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And just look jim, it's a beautiful day for this event, paperclip lifting!
Here's our 3 times champion coming out now: Acedecade!

Bad episode ideas for the simpsons

Author:  PurpleKoopa [ Wed Jun 14, 2006 8:50 pm ]
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"Homer, sweetie! There's someone I'd like you to meet...and I think I'm falling in love with him..."
"Gasp! Marge, it can't be..."
"But it is! RICHARD SIMMONS!"

Rejected Strong Bad Emails

Author:  topofsm [ Wed Jun 14, 2006 9:18 pm ]
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Dear Strong Bad,

What do you think of Scientology? Scientology rocks, but I thought you might be evangelized by it.

Racers in a chairscooting competition

Author:  buhubs [ Wed Jun 14, 2006 10:23 pm ]
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And strong sad's coming up from the bend, with coach z following.
What's a bend?

Horribly gone wrong tell what you think formats

Author:  PurpleKoopa [ Fri Jun 23, 2006 1:15 am ]
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"TELL WHAT U STINK!"
"Are you saying I stink? Don't make me beat you up!"

Reasons why Homestar doesn't wear pants

Author:  The Noid [ Fri Jun 23, 2006 1:19 am ]
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"I pwefew no pants. I like the bweeze it bwings in and I can still get sewvice at westwants - they nevew say no pants!"

I am so annoying when I type like that. :P

A new sitcom on FOX about na dysfunctional family of gangsters living in an abondonded church that work at a daycare center."

Author:  Didymus [ Fri Jun 23, 2006 1:22 am ]
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*obligatory "But I weaw long pants!"*

"Um, Coach, those awe my pants you'we puking..."

A really bad episode of Iron Chef.

Author:  PurpleKoopa [ Fri Jun 23, 2006 1:28 am ]
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Hmmm...a simulpost...I'll take care of this!

A new sitcom on FOX about na dysfunctional family of gangsters living in an abondonded church that work at a daycare center...
"MY COOKIES! I'LL OPEN MY GUN!"
"Mistew Jenkins, I wanna cookie."
"Mine. Mine."

A really bad episode of Iron Chef.
"And now...Finger in Chili Chili just like Wendy's!"

Rejected Video Games

Author:  Didymus [ Fri Jun 23, 2006 1:35 am ]
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And now, the Vanilla Ice Video Game!

Some of the crazy things that Didymus guy says.

Author:  netzen [ Fri Jun 23, 2006 4:18 am ]
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Eat more chikin!!

What you dont wan't to hear in the middle of the night.

Author:  Cybernetic Teenybopper [ Fri Jun 23, 2006 4:46 am ]
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"Honey, do you hear something?"
"Sounds like... a pack of wolves..."

O RLY?

Author:  Snailmail [ Fri Jun 23, 2006 4:51 am ]
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YA RLY!

Kids watching One-Piece the not butchered version

Author:  Entropy [ Fri Jun 23, 2006 4:53 am ]
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That dosn't look like a lollypop...

What else you can do with a mouse pad

Author:  Didymus [ Fri Jun 23, 2006 5:34 am ]
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Man, these things make great fajita wraps!

The Poop Smith's real secret identity.

Author:  Cybernetic Teenybopper [ Fri Jun 23, 2006 8:49 pm ]
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"Why, yes, MR. Luthor. I'll get right on that death ray."

Hey, I don't remember putting that in my playlist!

Author:  AwPi [ Fri Jun 23, 2006 11:22 pm ]
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-blue screen of death-

Good reasons to hang up on someone

Author:  EveryoneLovesStevenRight? [ Fri Jun 23, 2006 11:32 pm ]
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"I have to um, mow my cat"

Worst break up line

Author:  Einoo T. Spork [ Sat Jun 24, 2006 2:24 am ]
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I'm sorry, but I'm afraid I just hate your freakin' guts and want to stick your head in a toaster.

The worst use of a burrito possible.

Author:  mathgrant [ Sat Jun 24, 2006 4:18 am ]
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netzen wrote:
What you dont wan't to hear in the middle of the night.

Einoo T. Spork wrote:
The worst use of a burrito possible.


*pffffffffft* "Oh, sorry, I ate, like, two dozen of them. . ."

I normally don't do potty humor, but hey, when I can do two subjects at once. . . :)

Clan rHrN's first words when he was a baby

Author:  Shopiom [ Sat Jun 24, 2006 4:20 am ]
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"Yatta-wock!"

Why the dinosaurs died.

Author:  mathgrant [ Sat Jun 24, 2006 4:23 am ]
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*pffffffffft* "Oh, sorry, I ate, like, two dozen of them. . ."

Erm, I mean, er, um. . . what's something more original. . .

"Yatta-wock!"

Things besides snakes you don't want to see on a plane

Author:  IantheGecko [ Sat Jun 24, 2006 4:31 am ]
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"Ohhhhhhhhh, NOW I know what the Mile High Club is!"

Author:  Somm-1 [ Sat Jun 24, 2006 5:34 am ]
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...

Things you shouldn't do at the movie theater.

Author:  mathgrant [ Sat Jun 24, 2006 5:39 am ]
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[s]*pffffffffft* "Oh, sorry, I ate, like, two dozen of them. . ." [/s]

"OH, COME ON! I'VE SEEN THIS FILM A DOZEN TIMES, AND SURELY YOU'D FIGURE OUT THAT THE POLICEMAN IS THE MURDERER IN DISGUISE A LOT FASTER THE THIRTEENTH TIME AROUND. . ."

Unlikely newspaper headlines about the film company Dreamworks

Author:  Somm-1 [ Sat Jun 24, 2006 7:16 am ]
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New movie by Dreamworks announced: Osama bin Laden, the man who would be King.

Something Ramrod might say regarding the Industrial Revolution.

Author:  Didymus [ Sat Jun 24, 2006 7:22 am ]
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Fantastic! Now they can mass-produce high heel shoes!

Where the crap is it?

Author:  Somm-1 [ Sat Jun 24, 2006 7:37 am ]
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You lost the remote again, Eh Captain?

Funny Bumper Stickers.

Author:  AwPi [ Sat Jun 24, 2006 3:54 pm ]
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*This is not a Bumper Sticker.*

Bad ideas for crayola crayon names

Author:  Somm-1 [ Sat Jun 24, 2006 6:58 pm ]
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Ronald Reagan Red.

College Radio.

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