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Author:  Beyond the Grave [ Sun Jan 07, 2007 4:43 pm ]
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"He has herpes, he caught them from a Transvestite."



Hitler as a paramecium.

Author:  buhubs [ Mon Jan 08, 2007 11:32 pm ]
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Deustchland weelll deesoollf yu!

Something they should never put in small font size

Author:  bwave [ Tue Jan 09, 2007 12:14 am ]
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Please note: There is a small chance that your prescription may have been switched with cyanide. If you find small green pills in your medication, call a poison control squad.

Useless reference manuals.

Author:  tennessee10 [ Tue Jan 09, 2007 12:38 am ]
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"Insert piece A into the wallaby, and throw Blend K into a microwave"

Things the Zoo Animals are REALLY thinking

Author:  buhubs [ Tue Jan 09, 2007 1:26 am ]
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Did that tiger just change stripes? Cause if it did..

Excerpts from Big boy's Diary

Author:  PizzaTrophy [ Tue Jan 09, 2007 4:27 am ]
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Day 124:
Still no mobility in my arms or legs.
Boy, do I need to pee.

Things to tell your children when their puppy dies

Author:  Capt. Ido Nos [ Tue Jan 09, 2007 4:41 am ]
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Don't worry boys, he tasted like chicken.

This isn't what I ordered!

Author:  Didymus [ Tue Jan 09, 2007 6:20 am ]
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This isn't right! I need a book about SECTS!

The world's worst sitcom.

Author:  Cybernetic Teenybopper [ Tue Jan 09, 2007 10:37 pm ]
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"Those Wacky Death Row Serial Killers!"

Why you got fired

Author:  tennessee10 [ Tue Jan 09, 2007 10:43 pm ]
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"John, you must stop sawing the coworkers in two!!"

What you see after being drunk

Author:  Didymus [ Tue Jan 09, 2007 11:22 pm ]
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Rosalie! You look so beautiful!

The most recent stain on your living room floor.

Author:  tennessee10 [ Wed Jan 10, 2007 1:48 am ]
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bgmmmmffff... BLOOOORRRRFFF! Mom! Stop feeding me guano!


why mcdonalds is really rich

Author:  Didymus [ Wed Jan 10, 2007 2:53 am ]
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Why are all these cows so small? And why do their MOOO's sound more like MEOW?

What the funny Mushroom Man gave you when you adventured into his forest.

Author:  tennessee10 [ Wed Jan 10, 2007 11:27 am ]
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"Thanks mr. mushroom man! This plant sure looks like a mou-aagghh!"

What the Dog does When You're not at Home

Author:  Didymus [ Wed Jan 10, 2007 7:56 pm ]
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"JUST TAKE THOSE OLD RECORDS OFF THE SHELF!!"

The name and specialty of General Norman Schwarzkopf's new restaurant.

Author:  Droideka [ Wed Jan 10, 2007 8:01 pm ]
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Iraqi war cuisine, special today: Sandy loaf.

What not to do to a droid

Author:  Didymus [ Wed Jan 10, 2007 8:22 pm ]
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"And then, once you've taught the turkey how to dance, you put it on the droid's head."

Funny things to do with phishing emails.

Author:  Beyond the Grave [ Wed Jan 10, 2007 8:29 pm ]
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Return to sender with virus attachment.


The Gettysburg Address given by Abraham Stinkoln.

Author:  Cybernetic Teenybopper [ Thu Jan 11, 2007 2:11 am ]
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"Four stench and seven sneers ago..."

World's worst soft drinks

Author:  SEAN'D! [ Thu Jan 11, 2007 3:04 am ]
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Fizzy Fish!

Bad sitcom names

Author:  mathgrant [ Thu Jan 11, 2007 6:32 pm ]
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Jeers. "Where everybody knows you're lame. . . And they're always mad you came. . ."

What you might say about Homestar Runner, but not about your girlfriend/boyfriend

Author:  Kariia [ Thu Jan 11, 2007 8:56 pm ]
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"Remember when he had all those saws stuck in him? THAT WUZ SO FUNNIE!!!!"

Bad things to say at a wedding

Author:  Beyond the Grave [ Thu Jan 11, 2007 9:08 pm ]
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"I slept with the bride last night."


Jack the Ripper goes to the prom.

Author:  Did he sell eggs? [ Fri Jan 12, 2007 12:49 am ]
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"No, she's just sleeping."

When a good date get awkward.

Author:  Cybernetic Teenybopper [ Fri Jan 12, 2007 3:25 am ]
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"Oh, my dad's just kidding, he's not REALLY a proctologist..."

Why Neo REALLY took the red pill

Author:  Did he sell eggs? [ Fri Jan 12, 2007 9:16 pm ]
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"Red is like fire! Maybe I'll become a fire demon!"

The last thought Abraham Lincoln.

Author:  tennessee10 [ Fri Jan 12, 2007 9:20 pm ]
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"Okay, now to put on my bullet proof vest..."

Why no one questions McDonalds' rule

Author:  Did he sell eggs? [ Fri Jan 12, 2007 9:24 pm ]
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"Ah, nothing like a good burger. Ah! Tacks in the burger!" *Cashier stares evilly at you, showing a knife under his apron thing.*

When bad musicals get "put-on-ice."

Author:  Cybernetic Teenybopper [ Mon Jan 15, 2007 9:15 pm ]
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"Urinetown on ice! Don't eat the yellow ice, people."

Song collections no one wants to buy

Author:  mathgrant [ Mon Jan 15, 2007 9:19 pm ]
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"14 different covers of Muskrat Love for ONLY $1.99!"

Bad Ideas for FPS's

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