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Author:  topofsm [ Sun Jun 25, 2006 10:29 pm ]
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Allright mates, here's a crocodile. He could bite my 'and off in a single bite! Fortunately, I have a safety precaution. [steve Irwin}

Places to go and things to do with your electric eel
Author:  IantheGecko [ Mon Jun 26, 2006 12:54 am ]
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"Hey, buddy! Let's go for a swim!"

Why you really shouldn't go in the water until after 30 minutes.
Author:  Somm-1 [ Mon Jun 26, 2006 1:04 am ]
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I don't see what the big deal is. I ate five minutes ago and I not getting any....AAAARRRRRGGGGLLLBLBLLBLBL!!! *Mutates into a giant sea cucumber*

Why does the Easter Bunny owes Santa money?
Author:  DepressioSpirit [ Mon Jun 26, 2006 1:09 am ]
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Aw man, Santa, you win the bet. I never knew that Cupid was... well, you know. ;D

Things NOT to do at a funeral.
Author:  IantheGecko [ Mon Jun 26, 2006 1:14 am ]
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"OMG SO FUNNEH HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!"

Auditions for game show hosts.
Author:  DepressioSpirit [ Mon Jun 26, 2006 1:26 am ]
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omg we todally rigged the gaem lolz

Rejected cartoon shows.
Author:  IantheGecko [ Mon Jun 26, 2006 2:00 am ]
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"It's Salt & Slug!"

What you shouldn't do in front of a pastor.
Author:  DepressioSpirit [ Mon Jun 26, 2006 3:21 am ]
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Say "Sorry I didn't come to service last week, the 49ers were playin' a great game..."

What is better than first, second, and quite possibly third base?
Author:  IantheGecko [ Mon Jun 26, 2006 3:33 am ]
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Shortstop!

Why you shouldn't wear white after Labor Day.
Author:  PizzaTrophy [ Mon Jun 26, 2006 5:20 am ]
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Because eating hotdogs with tomato sauce and mustard gets terribly messy.

What not to say when calling up sick to work
Author:  IantheGecko [ Mon Jun 26, 2006 5:24 am ]
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"I can't come into work. My head exploded."

[b]What Clan is doing now that he's banned.
Author:  Jello B. [ Mon Jun 26, 2006 6:14 am ]
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"I guess I'll go get an account on dA and harrass Mandy that way..."

What Bill Gates is thinking right now.
Author:  Somm-1 [ Mon Jun 26, 2006 7:36 am ]
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Macintosh, how I loathe you.

One of the many uses of duct tape.
Author:  IantheGecko [ Mon Jun 26, 2006 7:43 am ]
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Well, I'm out of shoes...and bandages...

If robots had emotions.
Author:  Occasional JD [ Mon Jun 26, 2006 9:01 am ]
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"BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZAT"
Robot over.

The stuff they make that massive kabab meat from.
Author:  HHFOV [ Mon Jun 26, 2006 1:20 pm ]
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*Slaps rotting human corpse on table*
"Good, more meat!"
Things not to say to your grandmother.
Author:  mathgrant [ Mon Jun 26, 2006 2:37 pm ]
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"Back in MY day, we had to ride the bus to school, and get bullied by mean kids both ways!"

Things you don't want to be doing while your house is on fire.
Author:  Didymus [ Mon Jun 26, 2006 4:24 pm ]
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*pretends to be snoring*

"Singing in the shower, I'm singing in the Shower!"

Where InterruptorJones likes to go on vacation.
Author:  topofsm [ Mon Jun 26, 2006 4:56 pm ]
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And we'll be back with the international rabid Olympic Lawyers convention '06 in a few minutes.

Places not to be when your skin is blue
Author:  Cybernetic Teenybopper [ Tue Jun 27, 2006 3:51 am ]
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"Hey, you wanna go visit the sideshow? It'll be great! They have all sorts of weird-looking people!"

Unusual places to hide your money
Author:  PurpleKoopa [ Tue Jun 27, 2006 3:57 am ]
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"I've heard of piggy banks, but putting it into your ham sandwich..."

Why nobody likes Strong Sad (except a vera vera few number of peoples) :senor:
Author:  Cybernetic Teenybopper [ Tue Jun 27, 2006 4:00 am ]
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:sad: "Hey, want to come over to my house and make some wood-davers?"

I've had it up to HERE!
Author:  IantheGecko [ Tue Jun 27, 2006 4:51 am ]
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No more marshmallows for you!

Stuff that'll get you suspended from school for no reason
Author:  topofsm [ Tue Jun 27, 2006 6:47 pm ]
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Now, here in crapface middle school, we have something called pride. We DO NOT put bacon in in the soda machines!

Pet care products that bombed
Author:  PizzaTrophy [ Wed Jun 28, 2006 2:26 am ]
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So you like walking your dog? Well, now you can walk everyone's favourite slipp-ity scaly pal, the Carpet Python with our new patented Carpet Python Leash System!

*WARNING - Not to be used in conjunction with our patented Hamster Walking Device

Something you shouldn't say on a first date
Author:  Alexander [ Wed Jun 28, 2006 2:31 am ]
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Will you marry me?

The best way to fly into space.
Author:  Join The Homestarmy [ Wed Jun 28, 2006 9:20 am ]
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"Okay, get on my back. Now start flapping your arms. Then concentrate as hard as you can."

"It's not working!"

"I SAID CONCENTRATE!"

What Bill Clinton is doing now that he's out of office.
Author:  PurpleKoopa [ Wed Jun 28, 2006 6:32 pm ]
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"I really do enjoy spending time hanging out with Elvis and Bobby Fischer now that we're all out of action..."

What happens to famous actors once they aren't famous anymore
Author:  IantheGecko [ Wed Jun 28, 2006 6:59 pm ]
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"Would you like fries with that?"

If everyone wore clown shoes.
Author:  Cybernetic Teenybopper [ Wed Jun 28, 2006 8:15 pm ]
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Pet Care products that bombed: "You've got a weiner dog, now you need a pair of our patented HOT DAUCS BUNS!"

Above: "Strange city, San Francisco. When I bought the size 40 pumps, the cashier asked me if I wanted them wrapped, or if I wanted to wear them."

Places you don't expect to see the Blue Screen of Death
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