"Here you go, Dad! It's BUTTER!"
How to get out of school.
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| Author: | mathgrant [ Sun Jun 11, 2006 1:20 am ] |
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You know the improv game show Whose Line is it Anyway, right? Well, this thread is based on one of the games from that show. In the game, contestants have to demonstrate bizarre scenarios in one line (for instance "A Rejected Song from the movie Titanic" would be "Corpses bobbing in the sea"). Here, we have a variant. What will happen here is that one poster will post a scenario, then the next poster will demonstrate it and proceed to post another. Responding to earlier ones is encouraged, but the one being responded to must be quoted, and the most recent one still has to be done. First one: Music video games that aren't likely to outsell Dance Dance Revolution |
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| Author: | IantheGecko [ Sun Jun 11, 2006 1:33 am ] |
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"Pussycat Dolls: Hot Like Me. Now on PSP." Bad times to be hungry |
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| Author: | mathgrant [ Sun Jun 11, 2006 1:41 am ] |
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"Be warned. . . even the slightest rumble can cause an avalanche. . ." Bad Ideas for a School Christmas Play |
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| Author: | DESTROY US ALL! [ Sun Jun 11, 2006 2:03 am ] |
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The Jesus Monologues Unusable Calculator Functions |
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| Author: | mathgrant [ Sun Jun 11, 2006 2:19 am ] |
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For Music video games that aren't likely to outsell Dance Dance Revolution: "Hey, wanna play 'Garage Band Xylophone' with me?" "Hmm, lemme think about it NO $&^&$^&%^@&#% WAY!!" For Unusable Calculator Functions: Ooh! Here's a divide by zero button! New topic: What Academy Award winners are really thinking. |
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| Author: | IantheGecko [ Sun Jun 11, 2006 2:26 am ] |
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For Unusable Quacka-lator Functions: And if you press 2nd on that, you can multiply by googol! For What Academy Award Winners are Really Thinking: OMG...this Oscar dude is HOT!!! New topic: What You Shouldn't Day to the Pope |
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| Author: | DESTROY US ALL! [ Sun Jun 11, 2006 2:49 am ] |
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What you shouldn't say to the pope: Dood, you need some ****ing wrinkle cream! The Contents of Elton John's Closet... |
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| Author: | Chekt [ Sun Jun 11, 2006 3:08 am ] |
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Glitter leather thongs and buttless chaps deleted scenes from disney movies |
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| Author: | topofsm [ Sun Jun 11, 2006 3:31 am ] |
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Hunter: *walks into scene with an ak-47, and blows Bambi's mom to peices* Jedis going to camp |
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| Author: | IantheGecko [ Sun Jun 11, 2006 4:00 am ] |
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*Waves hand* You will let me get the top bunk. What The Da Vinci Code is REALLY about... |
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| Author: | Didymus [ Sun Jun 11, 2006 4:22 am ] |
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cha-CHING! One million, two million, three million... The stupidest Jedi in history. |
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| Author: | IantheGecko [ Sun Jun 11, 2006 4:31 am ] |
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Hey, I wonder what happens when my hand touches this here laser sword... How the Mods became Mods |
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| Author: | Didymus [ Sun Jun 11, 2006 5:00 am ] |
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Yes, Mr. Day, here are your cookies... Forrest Gump in Outer Space |
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| Author: | topofsm [ Sun Jun 11, 2006 5:00 am ] |
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Hey! A clan! I need to save the town! *bang!* Billie Joe Armstrong in the ER |
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| Author: | IantheGecko [ Mon Jun 12, 2006 3:55 am ] |
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"There was this bullet...in a Bible..." If Somm-1 & Lu Bu met in person |
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| Author: | Cybernetic Teenybopper [ Mon Jun 12, 2006 6:04 am ] |
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"Well, can I eat your central processing unit, then?" Things you don't want to see Harrison Ford doing |
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| Author: | PurpleKoopa [ Tue Jun 13, 2006 8:47 pm ] |
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*drunk* "Chewbacca, let'sh r-ride the Millennium thingy Falcon to the MOOOOOOOON!" Rejected Star Wars Movies |
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| Author: | Rez [ Tue Jun 13, 2006 9:06 pm ] |
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Star Wars 37: Yes, we're back at Hoth. Things your little sister wouldn't wear. |
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| Author: | IantheGecko [ Tue Jun 13, 2006 9:15 pm ] |
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"Take that thong off right now and go STRAIGHT to your room!" People you wouldn't want to sit next to on an airplane. |
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| Author: | PurpleKoopa [ Tue Jun 13, 2006 9:27 pm ] |
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"Hi, I'm the pilot, but right now we're all taking breaks. We don't have autopilot, so the waitress is doing it." Things hidden inside the Poopsmith's whatsit pile |
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| Author: | topofsm [ Tue Jun 13, 2006 10:10 pm ] |
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"Hmm, let's see. We have an antique desk very nice. An Indian rug, that's good. Ooh look, it's Popeye, another rare sight at this time of year" Gary Larson meets Gary Brolsma |
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| Author: | Cybernetic Teenybopper [ Wed Jun 14, 2006 1:59 am ] |
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Moooo-i-ya-heee! Moooo-i-ya-haaaa! What sports commentators REALLY want to say |
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| Author: | Einoo T. Spork [ Wed Jun 14, 2006 2:02 am ] |
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"Man, that guy is a hottie." "No kidding, Johnny. And those pants certainly don't leave anything to the imagination." "Ya got that right. RAWR." [/risqueness] Bad conversation starters. |
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| Author: | Cybernetic Teenybopper [ Wed Jun 14, 2006 2:10 am ] |
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"That's a nice jacket! I tore mine, sadly. but the leather straps just had to come off..." Other uses for mustard |
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| Author: | Einoo T. Spork [ Wed Jun 14, 2006 2:14 am ] |
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"Wow! This makes painting a WHOLE lot more fun!" Bad advertising campaigns. |
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| Author: | Ath-a-late [ Wed Jun 14, 2006 2:36 am ] |
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"I upped my pledge today; up yours!" Worst Father's Day gifts ever |
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| Author: | Einoo T. Spork [ Wed Jun 14, 2006 2:38 am ] |
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"Here you go, Dad! It's BUTTER!"
How to get out of school. |
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| Author: | topofsm [ Wed Jun 14, 2006 2:47 am ] |
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Hey teacher, there's a hundred dollar bill outside on the branch of tree that isn't rigged. You should get it.[/stupid] Nosepickers convention |
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| Author: | AwPi [ Wed Jun 14, 2006 3:11 am ] |
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(On cell) Yeah, mom. I'm picking out her birthday present right now. Telling someone he has 24 hours to live. |
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| Author: | PurpleKoopa [ Wed Jun 14, 2006 3:22 am ] |
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"You, uh, know that show 24? You have that long to live. WITH commericals, mind you." Signs that the milk is past its expiration date |
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