Post anything and I shall Link it to Waffles!

HHFOV · **Posted:** Wed Jun 21, 2006 12:08 am

Blue Man Group is made up of human beings.
Human beings need to eat food in order to survive.
Waffle is a food.
Therefore, Blue Man Group = Waffles.

The Zephyr Song · **Posted:** Wed Jun 21, 2006 12:12 am

LIGHT GLOBES
Light globes are often used by people.
People eat breakfast.
Waffles are breakfast.
Ergo, lightglobes = waffles.

A BLUE PEN
Blue pens are made by more than one company.
More than one company manufactures waffles.
Ergo, blue pens = waffles.

Link plastic frogs to waffles. O_O

netzen · **Posted:** Wed Jun 21, 2006 12:12 am

Somm-1, sometimes humans show humor when thretand.

Blue pens use ink
Ink is like syrup
Syrup is placed on Waffles
Blue pens=waffles

The Smiling Assassin · **Posted:** Wed Jun 21, 2006 1:45 am

Link a crappy piece of art with waffles.

HHFOV · **Posted:** Wed Jun 21, 2006 1:56 am

A crappy piece of art might be round.
A waffle might be round.
Therefore, crappy piece of art=waffles (yes, I link them as quickly as possible)
Um...Link the fact that you're a big fat doodyhead with waffles..

extremejon09 · **Joined:** Mon May 10, 2004 10:28 pm **Posts:** 4675

Somm-1 wrote:

Human Analysis Log: Humans exhibit strange behavior when sarcasm is presented. In this case the subject was given a challenge with an obvious and rather redundant answer. The challenge, though very simple, was sarcasticly presented as impossible to solve. Rather than state the obvious, the subject chose to answer as if it WAS difficult. It is unclear whether the subject did not see a simple answer and/or sarcasm or if he noticed the sarcasm and responded in an intentionally humorous way. Further analysis is required to confirm whether the subject is either very brilliant or very dense.

I like Cabbage!

jdsmartdude911 · **Posted:** Wed Jun 21, 2006 3:19 am

link Magical Trevor to waffles

(if your havent seen him yet then click me)

extremejon09 · **Joined:** Mon May 10, 2004 10:28 pm **Posts:** 4675

jdsmartdude911 wrote:

link Magical Trevor to waffles

(if your havent seen him yet then click me)

Easy.

Ragu is is Aisle 2
Waffles are in Aisle 7
Therefore: Magical Trevor=Waffles

jdsmartdude911 · **Posted:** Wed Jun 21, 2006 6:06 am

can you link insanity prawn boy to waffles?

DESTROY US ALL! · **Posted:** Wed Jun 21, 2006 6:17 am

ah, but you can't link kevin spacey to waffles

Join The Homestarmy · **Joined:** Sun Jan 15, 2006 10:42 pm **Posts:** 1025

ikwaylx wrote:

I already said this but.

Ikwaylx. Can you link that to waffles?!?

Ikwaylx is a forumer.
I am also a forumer.
I like waffles.
Ikwaylx=waffles

jonfiredaman02 · **Joined:** Thu Nov 03, 2005 12:15 am **Posts:** 32

JUG BAND

people play music with jugs
jugs hold liquid
waffle batter is a liquid
waffles are made from waffle batter
JUG BAND=WAFFLES!!

SEAN'D! · **Posted:** Thu Jun 22, 2006 10:44 am

BLUE PEN

There was a quite amusing scene in Liar Liar that involved Jim Carrey and a blue pen.
Jim Carrey is a comedian.
Comedians are funny.
The Simpsons is funny.
The Simpsons has parodied The Shining.
Jack Nicholson is in The Shining.
Jack Nicholson was in Batman.
Batman is set in the future.
In the future everything is high-tech.
Computers are high-tech.
The Internet is used by computers.
On the Internet there are many running gags.
Waffles can be considered to be a running gag on the Internet.

Therefore BLUE PEN = WAFFLES

Someone do Lego.

PurpleKoopa · **Posted:** Thu Jun 22, 2006 6:07 pm

Lego has Lego bricks.
There are Lego Eggo Waffles that look like Lego bricks.
Lego Eggo Waffles are waffles.
Therefore, Lego = Waffles.

Somebody link The Poopsmith to waffles.

Somm-1 · **Joined:** Mon Feb 13, 2006 4:15 pm **Posts:** 2507

The Poopsmith works for the King of Town.
The King of Town once ate a card board box covered with syrup.
Some people put syrup on waffles.
Therefore, The Poopsmith = Waffles

OR

The Poopsmith never talks.
Waffles never talk.
Therefore, The Poopsmith = Waffles.

I think there are enough requests to go around without me adding one at the moment.

Neoguy · **Posted:** Thu Jun 22, 2006 8:55 pm

LIGHT GLOBES
LIGHT GLOBES is one of the many things eaten by Gluttony in Fulmetal Alchemist.
Waffles are meant to be eaten.
Therefore, LIGHT GLOBES is waffles.
OR
LIGHT GLOBES is spherical.
a sphere is a 3-d round thing.
waffles are round.
Therefore, LIGHT GLOBES is waffles.

let's see...link pancakes to waffles! I dare you!

PurpleKoopa · **Posted:** Fri Jun 23, 2006 1:19 am

Pancakes are sold at IHOP.
IHOP is a resturant.
Some resturants have breakfast foods.
Waffles is a breakfast foods.
Therefore, Pancakes = Waffles.

Link Richard Simmons to waffles!

20X6_chairscoot · **Posted:** Fri Jun 23, 2006 7:19 am

Richard Simmons has fitness videos
fitness videos cost money
bill gates has money
bill gates' last name is gates
gates are a type of doorway
doorways link to other rooms
the kitchen is a room
what do you make in kitchens?
you make food
some food needs to be eaten with a spoon
some spoons are made of wood
wood is cut down by lumberjacks
lumberjack is a job
job is what people do for a living
living is the opposite of dead
abraham lincoln is dead
abraham lincoln has the same first name of abraham simpson
abraham simpson is the father of homer simpson
homer simpson has yellow skin
yellow is the color of mustard
mustard is a condiment
ketchup is also a condiment
ketchup is red
red is the color of those stripes in the american flag
the american flag is the flag of america
america is cool
ice cream is also cool
ice cream can be mistaken as 'I scream'
You scream when you are hurt badly
it hurts badly when you are punched
strong sad is always being punched
strong sad is fat
fat people ought to work out
they sometimes buy one of those richard simmons videos
richard simmons is a human
humans eat waffles

There you go: Richard simmons = waffles
Make a connection between umbrellas and waffles

jdsmartdude911 · **Posted:** Fri Jun 23, 2006 8:02 am

umbrellas are used by humans to stay dry when it rains,
when it rains people say it rains like "cats and dogs"
cats and dogs fight alot,
championship boxers also fight alot,
you usually wear big red gloves when you box,
Big Red is a gum,
you can find gum under tables,
waffles are usually served on tables,

therefore umbrellas=waffles

someone do Manatees

PieMax · **Posted:** Fri Jun 23, 2006 8:16 am

Manatees live in the ocean
The ocean is filled with fish
fish are tasty and delicious
pie is also tasty and delicious
pie is similar to cake
cake is a cool band
another cool band is The Aquabats
The Aquabats have a song calld Nerd Alert
Nerds like play video games
video games involve buttons
buttons can be found on some clothing items
people wear clothes sometimes
Those people are allowed into restaurants
Restaurants sell food
Waffles are food

Therefore, waffles=manatees

Link my 802.11g Wireless LAN Cardbus PC Card for my laptop to Waffles

jdsmartdude911 · **Posted:** Fri Jun 23, 2006 8:37 am

802.11g Wireless LAN Cardbus PC Cards have long names,
long names are hard to remember,
when you remember things you have a flashback,
flashback is a rollercoaster that never opens at Six Flags Magic Mountain(SFMM),
SFMM is awesome,
Chuck Norris is also awesome,
Chuck Norris eats food,
Pie is food,
Beef pie is the best pie,
Wee bull thinks that apple pie is the best pie,
Wee bull is a character on a flash cartoon,
Homestarrunner is a flash cartoon,
H*R has its own wiki,
the HRwiki has forums,
one of the threads on the forum is a game where you link stuff to waffles,
one of the things i wanted to be linked was Rollercoasters,
coasters are fast,
Waffles are fast to make,

therefore that card = waffles

someone link computers to Waffles

ready for prime time · **Posted:** Fri Jun 23, 2006 8:41 am

whatever.
your wireless card is in your laptop.
with it, you can connect to a network or the internet.
the internet has websites.
there is a websie called wafflehouse.com
wafflehouse.com has a picture of a waffle.
waffles are round.
so are plates.
plates are what you put food on.
some food is eaten with butter.
toast is eaten with butter.
toasts are made in a toaster. toasters have a power cord.
power cords have metal prongs.
iron is a metal.
an iron is what you uncrinkle clothes with.
clothes keep you from being cold.
icecream is cold.
icecream can be served with.....WAFFLES!

link IBM with waffles.

Einoo T. Spork · **Posted:** Fri Jun 30, 2006 2:56 am

Nothing is true.
Truth is the opposite of lies.
Politicians tell lies.
Some politicians run for president.
Running for president is like trying to sell something.
Advertisers try to sell things.
Cereal is one of the things they try to sell.
Cereal is a breakfast food.
So are waffles.
Therefore, Nothing = Waffles. QED.

A giant 16-ton weight.

Ju Ju Master · **Joined:** Wed Jul 06, 2005 1:01 am **Posts:** 6245

A giant 16-ton weight weighs a lot.
Factories weigh a lot.
Camels are not made in factories.
Waffles, however, are made in factories.

So, a giant 16-ton weight is indeed a waffle. Or at least a 16 ton waffle. Mmm, dough.

EveryoneLovesStevenRight? · **Posted:** Fri Jun 30, 2006 3:42 am

Norman Rorqual · **Posted:** Fri Jun 30, 2006 9:55 pm

extremejon09 wrote:

Somm-1 wrote:

Waffle House.

Waffle house was founded in 1955-
In February 12th 1955 Dwight D. Eisenhower sends the first U.S. advisors to South Vietnam.-
South Vietnams flag has 3 stripes on it-
3 AD is t etc. etc.
Belgium has awesome waffles.
Therfore: Waffle House=Waffles

Aw, man, I wanted to do that one.

Waffle House begins with a W.
Another word that begins with W is Wallace and Gromit.
In these cartoons, Wallace is an eccentric inventor who builds elaborate contraptions for doing simple tasks.
One of his inventions is a robot to make breakfast.
A common breakfast food is...eggs.
Eggs are a chief ingredient in batter cakes called pancakes.
People usually put maple syrup on pancakes.
Maple syrup comes from maple trees.
Maple trees have helicopter seeds.
The helicopter seeds are fun to throw.
A football is also fun to throw. (That's the oblong brown thing, not the checkered white thing, for you guys across the pond.)
Football is a popular, iconic American sport.
Baseball is an iconic American sport.
Kids like to play baseball.
Sometimes, little kids play with a wiffle ball instead of a baseball.
A wiffle ball is less likely than a baseball to break a window.
A waffle is less likely than a baseball to break a window.
Therefore, waffle house= waffles.

HHFOV · **Posted:** Sun Jul 02, 2006 1:25 am

link the carpet to waffles

Join The Homestarmy · **Joined:** Sun Jan 15, 2006 10:42 pm **Posts:** 1025

HipHoppityFrogOfValue wrote:

link the carpet to waffles

Carpet starts with C
C is similar to sea
Boats float on the sea
Boats sometimes wreck
People in a shipwreck somtimes get stranded on an island
People on islands want food
Waffles are a food

Carpets are waffles.

Pop_tire1 · **Posted:** Sun Jul 02, 2006 2:51 am

EveryoneLovesStevenRight? wrote:

cow

I will now relate the cow to waffles.

Mad Cow disease is a scandel which has made many people not want to eat beef.
Beef is an internationally traded item.
There is a restaurant called the International House of Pancakes.
Pancakes are a breakfast food.
Breakfast is the first meal of the Average American Human.
Another breakfast food is waffles.

Thus, by definition, a cow is linked to waffles.

EveryoneLovesStevenRight? · **Posted:** Sun Jul 02, 2006 6:22 pm

I just had waffles

Anyway

They all love me

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