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Here is how the game works. Each player beats the crap out of the person in front of them. I start off by minding my own business, and the person after me has to hurt me. Then the person after them has to hurt them, etc. You can die in game, but if you want to come back, you have to come up with a creative way to come back from the dead (zombification, or something.)

Example:
1: I'm just minding my own business, here in this field.
2: But then I picked up a stick, and whacked 1 in the back of the head.
3: But I threw a rock at 1 first, then kicked 2 in the face.
1: I caught the rock and threw it at 2. 3 pulled a groin muscles trying to kick 2 in the face.

Get the point? Be sure to specify names, or it will get too confusing.
BTW: dont use guns. They arent very creative. (Unless you have something special in mind )

Here we go:

"I'm glad I have this iPod here, with the volume turned up really loud. I bet I wouldnt be able to here anyone sneak up behind me. Especially if they were Hiding behind the pile of blunt objects to the left, but I dont care, because my favorite song just came on."

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I walked up to Bwave with a keyblade from KH II in each hand, and harmed him in a non-descriptive way. I then stole his I-pod and wacked him with it.

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"And everyone lived happily ever after..."
"...Until the giant ants came and slaughtered everyone."

As neoguy walked away, I pulled a small black button out of my jacket pocket. I pressed the button, and the explosives in the iPod went off. Neoguy fell right into my trap. The keyblade went soaring into the air, and landed on the only remaining half of him.

Ouch.

PS, dont use fictional weapons.

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Hey, I had an idea for a game like this! STEALER!


I ran over bwave in a bulldozer, and then got out and kicked Neoguy's charred remains.

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I whaked homerun starrer out with a keyboard, took the buldozer and dozed everybody else a few times.

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I SHING'd the keyboard in half with a sword, jumped onto the bulldozer, and kicked you out.

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I walked into the area, assessed the situation, then ran away as fast as my puny little legs could carry me.

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So, so you think you can tell Heaven from Hell, blue skies from pain. Can you tell a green field from a cold steel rail? A smile from a veil? Do you think you can tell?

But I jumped back in and hit homerun square on the jaw.

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I caught your fist with one hand, and flung you out of the bulldozer. Than I ran you over.

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Then I shot the bulldozer with a rocket. I just didnt like it. Then I broke a wooden baseball bat over homerun starrer's head.

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But lukily I had my pet weasle scratch your eyes out and you miss me compleatly, and head right into the minefeild I had laid out hours in advance!! The bulldozer goes up in a pyre of fire!!

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I leapt out at the last minute (you said NO GUNS, remember?), SHING'd the baseball bat in half (it is wooden, after all) and kicked the rocket launcher out of your hands.

EDIT: Simulpost! This post was supposed to be directed at bwave.

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((could have said that before...))

A bolt of lightning shot from the sky and shot my corpse! Afterwards, it was exposed to conveniently passing toxic materials and bitten by a radioactive alpaca. The combination of these events turned my corpse into a badly spelled zmobie! "wow," I said, getting up. "That was convenient."

I then took a regular, non-fictional samurai sword and proceeded to sword Homerun Starrer.

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"And everyone lived happily ever after..."
"...Until the giant ants came and slaughtered everyone."

Good thing homerun starrer forgot to hurt me. I'm still blind from the weasel thing, so I'll just let my seeing-eye dog disembowel you.


Oh...darn! He's only licking your face. Oh! wait! His spit is made of acid!

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Then I pulled a gunblade from my briefcase. My seeing eye-dog said " No, Bwave, dont do it! It is fictional, AND it is a gun!"

"I don't care! Forget the rules!" I yelled as I tied netzen's shoes together, making him trip. Luckily, my jedi use-the-force-powers compensate for my blindness.

(PS, seriously, no rules. Just keep it creative.)

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I punt your dog away before he can lick my face. Then I stab you.

And Neoguy, I shove a dictionary in your face. Being a zmobie, you're weak to good spelling, so you shrivel up and explode. (lol, kingdom of loathing)

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Awwww....You made him cry! I stab you back.

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(no rules, huh? You're going to rue the day you said that!! Anyway...)

I ran out of nowhere into brave's face, with a sword double the length of sepherioth's. (about 15 feet long) "haha! I tricked you! That Neoguy was just a clone! I am the true neoguy!" I then kicked hin right into the minefield.

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"And everyone lived happily ever after..."
"...Until the giant ants came and slaughtered everyone."

I exploded a few times. Netzen and homerun starrer are runnin at me with swords and lazors. I Yelled "Hold on guys!"

Some voice said "Need a moment? Chew it over with twix!"


They asked me for some, and we all had a quick lunch break, discussing politics, and such. Then I slashed netzen with a sword. His arm came off.

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There should really be some rules, you guys. This is getting rediculous.

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I then made a string of handsigns and summoned a giant enemy crab! I then screamed about how it was 99.46 invulnerable and that there would be no chance to survive make your time. (zero wing reference) I then sent it on a rampage against the other forumers. Little did I notice the sign on it's back, that said, "ATTACK IT'S WEAK POINT. FOR MASSIVE DAMAGE."

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"And everyone lived happily ever after..."
"...Until the giant ants came and slaughtered everyone."

Some people like to be rediculous.

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"And everyone lived happily ever after..."
"...Until the giant ants came and slaughtered everyone."

I took off every zig for great justice! (Also a zero wing thing) I landed on homerun starrer. I got out and said "All you base are belong to me!" and threw a raw turkey at netzen.

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Well, I'm just saying, if you don't have any rules you'll have people screaming stuff like "i go supar sayan 1 million on u and pwn u with my left pinky finger!!!1" and whatnot.

Homerun teleported out of the arena until these people can start making some sense.

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I then turned my attention to Homerun and sent my giant enemy crab to attack him. It attempted to impale Homerun with one of it's three legs. He was displaced, so it missed.

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"And everyone lived happily ever after..."
"...Until the giant ants came and slaughtered everyone."

Ok, people. When I started the thread, I just wanted it to be things like punch, and throwing chairs, and slapping each other, like in that familgy guy episode, where the whole family fights for like 5 minutes.

Sooo......punches all of you.

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So, no weapons (expect for stuff like chairs and baseball bats) and no random giant enemy crabs? Sounds good to me.

Where exactly are we fighting, anyway? It would help to know.

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I'll assume you punched my giant enemy crab in its weak point for massive damage, so it died.

"Oooooohhhhhhh, yeeeeeeaaaaaaah!?" I said, feeling vaugely like a pitcher of kool-aid. I then produced a chair out of nowhere and hit bwave in the base of the neck with it.

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"And everyone lived happily ever after..."
"...Until the giant ants came and slaughtered everyone."

We are in a parking garage, but I dont know where. I ask netzen, and he says he doesnt know where it is, so I throw him out the window. About a minute later, he calles me on my cells phone, and says "It's china. I know cause I landed on the emporer's staff."
I close the cell phone, and throw it in homerun's face.

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I take the emporors staff and run up to the top of the parking garage.

Puff.1/4 of way up.
Gasp.Pant. 1/3
Cough. Cough. Wheeeezzze.1/2
Ack.Gag. Collapse. 3/4 of way up.
Crawl. Limp. MADE IT!!

And than I smack bwave so many times with the staff his brain liquifies and comes out his ears!!
(If that was too ridiculos, tell me)

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