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Make sense, Noiderman. How did your watch dissappear me somehow? O_o

While Noid is fiddling with his watch, I strangle him.

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Because it's God Moding!

While Homerun is strangling me, I sneak up behind him. because he's strangling a dummmy. So I walk up behind him and kick him a few miles over.

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Simulpost edit: Noid kicked a dummy of homerun over. I planted it there to distract him from the avalanche I started with some m80s on the nearby mountain. It is heading his way, and to quote strong bad: 'Some people are about to be run over. Noid has about 3 seconds.'

Ok, people, try being creative. This 'I blew up the universe, and nuked you' stuff is just stupid. No, I'm not talking to any specific person.

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Awww, snap!

I jump out of the parking garage and use a parachute to fall safely to the ground. Then I hotwire a car and get the crap out of there! The entire building is smashed by the avalanche.

Well played, bwave. Good thing I just ran you over as you were fleeing.

EDIT: by the way, you never dodged my X-chuck attack, bwave.

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Since I was run over, The impact buried me deep in the snow. The avalanche passes over me, and takes homerun's car off the edge of a rock formation.

X-chuck isnt a real word, so I'm immune to it. (Seriously, what is an x-chuck?) I have some shurikens stuck in the back of my bullet proof vest. Is that what you are refferring to?

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Being conked out, I wake up and throw homerun so far that he floats out of the story

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If I had posted during the time of COVID, COLA woulda called me worse than the virus.

Everybody exept buhubs and homerun are buried under several hundred feet of snow. Several millon years go by, so their both dead. The rest of us, perfectly preserved by the ice, wait to be discoverd. The Ice melts, and I am the first one out. I run to bwave and...wait for him to melt.

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Unfortunately for you, Noid was thawed out before you were. He acquired a pack of wooly-mammoths. Anyways, I get the wooly-mammoth pack(because ice ages bring them back, duh ) to trample you.

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Then my reincarnation comes, (which is my regular form, human, god got too lazy) and cuts of noids arms and legs

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If I had posted during the time of COVID, COLA woulda called me worse than the virus.

I explained what an X-chuck was a few pages back. Read your own friggin' topic.

Since this is far in the future (I assume so), a group of scientists come along and find me. Since they're bored and have nothing else to do, they experiment on me with their future-y technology and give me some robotic upgrades. Then I leave to where the icy remains of the parking garage are.

I jump out and give buhubs a cybernetics-enhanced boot the head. Since I'm really powerful thanks to my upgrades, this seperates his head from his shoulders.

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You were literally thrown out of the story line, remember? how did you come back?

I got my body back together and suck noid up in a vacum

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If I had posted during the time of COVID, COLA woulda called me worse than the virus.

Okay, stop. You're not making any sense, you're just godmoding. Firstly, you can't just throw someone out of the storyline. Secondly, you can't just magically regenerate like that. That's just stupid. If you're gonna come back, think of a good explanation of how.

I punch buhubs' head off.

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And I kick whatever is left of him.

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I pull out a giant anime hammer (from hammerspace, where else?) and hit bwave over the head with it.

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Then my sucessor, buhubs jr. comes into the game and puts a bomb in homerun's ear

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If I had posted during the time of COVID, COLA woulda called me worse than the virus.

The bomb had an explosion like a firecracker. Very anticlimactic. Homerun loses his hearing, and doesnt hear me sneaking up with a rope. I tie his legs together, and push him forward.

Buhubs jr runs out of batteries, and is sent to a museum.

Sidenote: I had the username buhubs jr on another board once.

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My 20X6 counerpart, netzon, comes for a challange through a one-use interdimensional portal,and uses some sort of anime type power atack on bwave,sending him flying into the wall.

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Okay, because you don't want creativity, I kick you in the shins. So there.

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I lost the state spelling bee in FIFTH PLACE!!

We want creativity, we just don't want people to totaly go like, HOLY CRP I BLOWED UP HYPERSPACE AND NOW UR ALL DEAD!!!!!.
Because the point is not to kill, it's to try to kill with totally ridiculos ways besides god mode abilities. You only die if you've taken soooo many hits it'd be impossible for even superman to live. Then you come back in a totaly ridiculos and creative way.

Anyway I'll be on vacation for two weeks, so let's just say I died from your kick in the shins. Ow!!

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Then a mad scientist comes and makes buhubs jr. solar powered running into tennesse and knocking him into a nearby crater, Then I come back from the dead as a zombie and so does my mistress Ms. Legarm, come back from the dead.

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If I had posted during the time of COVID, COLA woulda called me worse than the virus.

I do an awesome little dance. Your colon feels happy from it.But then I feed you BRAN BRAN! 1000,000,000 times your healthy amount of FIBER!!!

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I lost the state spelling bee in FIFTH PLACE!!

Did anybody look inside and see you dance in the crater?

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If I had posted during the time of COVID, COLA woulda called me worse than the virus.

You did. I lassoe you for no reason.

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I lost the state spelling bee in FIFTH PLACE!!

I use my SUPAR CYBARNETIC POWARZ (in other words, struggling around for awhile) to free myself from the ropes. Then I switch on my radar so I can still dectect stuff.

I run up to buhubs jr, and break his solar panels. He runs out of power and dies.

EDIT: by the way, you never dodged my anime mallet attack, bwave. So I'm assuming it hit you.

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since homerun killed buhubs jr.'s clone, he disguised tennesse as my zombie self and he's killed by angry towns people.

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If I had posted during the time of COVID, COLA woulda called me worse than the virus.

Um, what? That makes no sense. Explain.

While buhubs (not jr.) is rambling on about clones and zombies and townspeople*,I break his shins.

*(there aren't any townspeople, this is a frozen wasteland in the middle of nowhere!)

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You destroyed his clone not his self.

I freezez homerun under a glacier

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If I had posted during the time of COVID, COLA woulda called me worse than the virus.

Last time I checked, there were only 2 buhubes: buhubs jr. and zombie buhubs. Buhubs Jr. is dead now. I'm fighting zombie buhubs.

Make some freakin' sense.

You try to throw some snow on me, but I shrug it off. Then I break your arms, too.

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I use some device that makes the wasteland into a... Earth copy!I then push you off a cliff.

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I lost the state spelling bee in FIFTH PLACE!!

What do you mean, Earth copy? This IS Earth, just far in the future. Besides, that seems like godmoding anyway.

Also, good thing this is just a mostly flat wasteland. There aren't any cliffs.

I stomp you flat and steal your hat.

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