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PostPosted: Thu Jun 29, 2006 5:05 pm 
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Purple Koopa thaws. Realizing that people are still fighting, he starts building a snow fort. It's not done yet, but in the meantime, he throws snowballs at Homerun Starrer.

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I grab tenessee (who is still stomped flat) and use him a human shield. Then I throw him at your snow fort.

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While Homerun yippies in victory, I take a snowball and pelt him with it. He falls. Off of the mountain we're on.

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Yeah, that's great and all, execpt IT'S A BARREN WASTELAND. There aren't any mountains or cliffs here.

The snowball hits me in the face, and I'm mildly annoyed. The I kick you.

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I walk the kick off take some icicles laying on the ground. I throw them at Homerun and things get sharp and pointy.

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I block the icicles with my hand. This hurts my hand a lot, but otherwise I'm unharmed.

I pull the icicles out of my hand and stab the Noid with one.

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Tenessee flies like a frisbee, being stomped flat. Purple Koopa catches him, throws him at The Noid, and continues building his snow fort.

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Nice one, PK. I hadn't thought of that.

Good thing I can just kick down your snow fort! *kick*

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I throw Somm-1's deactivated chassis at Homerun Starrer. It misses, but since Somm-1 has a bug in his core programming, it hurts Homerun anyway.

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I dismantle Somm's carcass and use it to upgrade myself, purging the virus from my system. Then I use the rest of his carcass to make a totally sweet jetpack.

I jetpack-kick Neo in the face.

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Homerun runs out of gas, and cant afford more gas. The jetpack is too huge for him to handle, and it is built into him, so he cant take it off. He falls over, and I sit there throwing rocks at him for a few minutes.

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Fortunatly, your rocks hit my jetpack and knock it off of me. Then I throw it at you, and the extra gasoline in it causes it to explode when it hits you.

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The explosion was barely enough to singe my eyebrows, because there was no gas left. DUH!!!

I pick up a stick and smash your face in. Then all the little bugs that were inside the stick fall out through little holes. They land in your hair. They begin to eat your scalp.

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I break your stick. It's a stick, man! I'm not THAT weak!

Then I knock bwave out with a folding chair, tie him to a SPACE boat (yes, the dock is still there), and turn it on. bwave flys away in some random direction, never to be seen again.

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I don't have a hat! that's the back of my dress! I... dig a hole so that I make a cliff, hen push you off it.

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While you're trying to dig a hole with your bare hands, I punch you in the gut. Then I beat you over the head with my trusty baseball bat.

By the way, you're still stomped flat. Purple Koopa threw you at the Noid awhile ago. Did you just ignore that?

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I slap a magnet on Homerun's face. His robot brain malfunctions and he starts punching himself in the face.

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I don't HAVE a robot brain. Just robot parts. I'm a cyborg, not a robot.

I strangle Neo.

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I don't have a neck. That would make it pretty hard to strangle me.you made the same mistake on robot day...

While Homerun is trying to get a grasp on my nonexstaint neck, I stab him in the eye.

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Bah. Fine. I forgot you were a freakish floating eekdancer.

Before you can stab me, I steal your hands (they're not attached to your body, remember?), leaving you disarmed. HAR HAR HAR I MADE A PUN. Then I stab your hands until they're useless, just in case you tried to take them back or something.

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I shove you off a cliff... again.

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...You just completely ignored everything I said.

I stomped you flat and used you as a shield. PurpleKoopa threw you away. I beat you over the head with a baseball bat.

Pay attention, geez. You should be DEAD by now, or at least really beat up. Either way, there's no cliff to shove me off of, 'cause you can't really dig a cliff with your bare hands very well.

Just for good measure, I stab you. There. Die already.

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I whip out my pair of extra hands and use the now dead tennesee to bandy Homerun about the head.

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Ow! I've been bandyed! Seeing as how he's about the thickness of a pancake right now, this isn't very painful.

Instead of stealing your hands, I steal your body/head thing! And then boot it away like a soccer ball. Er, football if you're not american.

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My alter body, seamus aran, comes an lets my soul into his. He shoves you down his underwear.

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Not only does that MAKE NO SENSE AT ALL, but Samus is a girl. Your soul misses her by an entire gender.

I call an exorcist, who banishes tenessee's soul before it can cause any more trouble.

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I catch Neo and slam him to the cold, icy, hard ground. TOUCHDOWN!Image

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